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Chapter 5 – Campfire Night

Hermione slept in until 12, when she felt something heavy pounce on her. She looked up to see Jessica's face grinning down at her.

"WAKE UPPPP!" She yelled happily. "IT'S CAMPFIRE NIGHT!"

Hermione groaned. "5 more minutes." She said, flipping a pillow on top of her head.

She pulled of Hermione's covers and danced around the room. "Get up get up get out of bed! Get up get up you sleepy head!" She yelled in a singsong voice. Hermione sat up grudgingly.

"Fine. You've gotten me up. Now what is it?"

"I don't think you full appreciate the wonders that IS campfire night!"

"Your right. I don't."

"Well then let me inform you that in only…" She looked up at the clock. "8 hours we will be sitting around a campfire with everyone eating ooey gooey marshmallows and doing outrageously stupid dares, whilst making complete fools out of ourselves!"

"And that's a good thing… why?"

"Because!" Jessica whined. "Come on Herms… your ruining it!"

"First of all, never call me Herms again or you may not live to see Campfire night, and second of all, how am I ruining it?"

"By being such a sourpuss. It's like an unwritten rule that everyone has to be happy on campfire night."

"Fine. Whatever. I'm happy." She said plastering on a fake smile. "See?"

Jessica let out a breath of exasperation and left the room. Hermione went back to bed.

At eight o' clock that evening Hermione, Jessica, and Pammy headed down towards the lake. As they neared it they saw that many of the 7th year students were already having fun, a big campfire shining brightly in the middle. The lake sparkled around them and there were no buildings around them except for a very small rickety outhouse about 50 feet away from the campfire. They joined the crowd happily and soon were chatting and eating and having a good time. All of a sudden, at around 10 Jessica lept up from her seat on the ground, and stood infront of the fire. The noise subsided and everyone stared up at her curiously.

"Okay, This is our LAST year here. Our LAST campfire night. We don't want to spend the whole think blabbing on. So come on, let's get to it!" she said, and several students whooped, knowing what was coming next. "I dare Pammy to go jump in the lake… Naked!" Several of the guys cheered, and Pammy glared at her friend. Jessica laughed. Quickly, Pammy stripped and shot down to the lake, diving in gracefully then coming up and gasping for air.

"DAMMIT JESSICA THIS LAKE IS FREEEEZING!" She chattered.

After returning and putting on clothes, it was Pammy's turn. "I dare… Steven and Kenny to make out!"

"Are you KIDDING me!" Kenny gaped.

"Yeah! I don't go that way!" Steven agreed.

"So you're chickening out?" Pammy asked.

Quickly, they committed their dare. After that, Steven dared a girl named Julie to take off her bra and leave it hanging on the tree, and then Julie dared Nami (A girl who had Muggle Studies with Hermione) to give a guy named Rob a lap dance. Then lastly, Jessica turned to Hermione.

"Hermione… I dare you and that guy over there…" She said pointing straight at Draco "To go sit in that outhouse…. In your underwear!"

Hermione's eyes widened. "There's NO way I will get in that Closter phobic little hut with Mr. Conceited over there" she said gesturing to Draco. "I'd rather die."

"Ooh… I sense DRAMA!" shouted a girl from the crowd.

"You have to Hermione… come on, don't spoil the game!" Pammy pleaded.

"Do I have a say in this?" Draco asked.

"Not really, but go ahead." Hermione spat malevolently.

"Well I'd be willing to complete the task, but granger here is too much of a baby, so maybe you should give her another dare that's easier. Like kissing someone on the cheek." He smirked.

Hermione's eyes narrowed. She would not be the chicken here. "You know what? I will do it. Let's go Malfoy." She said grabbing his arm and pulling him towards the outhouse. His eyes widened. He hadn't expected her to actually go through with it. "I'm going to get in and get undressed in there, because I don't want to do it out here in the cold in front of the entire grade." She said, stepping into the small outhouse and closing the door.

"Hey!" He shouted in. "I don't want to get naked out here either!"

"Do you think I care?" She hissed back.

Defeated, he took off his shirt and pants, leaving himself in only a pare of green boxers. Several boys at the campfire sniggered and several girls swooned. He knocked on the door. "Are you ready yet? Its cold out here."

"Yes. I am. She said, opening the door a crack to throw her clothes out, and then motioning for him to come in.

He walked through the narrow doorway and realized immediately that the outhouse was so small that to fit two people into it they had to squeeze together. He felt her bare skin on his and was a bit turned on despite himself. He sat down. As soon as the door had closed they heard footsteps, a click, then bursts of giggles. They had locked the door.

"HEY!" Hermione yelled, twisting the knob and banging on the wood unsuccessfully. "OPEN THIS DOOR!" but they couldn't hear her. She was locked in and outhouse in her underwear… with Draco Malfoy.

"It stinks in here." Hermione stated.

"That's just you, Granger." Draco replied, and she knew he was smirking even though she couldn't see his face in the pitch black space.

"Don't worry, Malfoy, I'm sure the in time your stench will overpower it." She replied, shaking from the cold. Her legs were getting tired from standing. "I need to sit on you."

"What?" he asked alarmed.

"I need to sit on you. There is no where else to sit and my legs are falling asleep."

"Fine."

She sat down on him and then heard him sniggering in her ear. "What is it now?"

"Nothing." He said between bouts of laughter. "It's just… Nice thong!" He started cracking up. Hermione realized that indeed she was wearing a thong, and sitting on his lap.

"Fuck off."

"I already have" He replied slyly.

"EW!" She yelled, leaping up and wedging herself in the corner.

"For being top of the class you really are quite stupid, Granger. How would I fuck off when you were sitting on my lap?"

"Whatever. I guess it was just the thought that made my skin crawl." She sat back down on him.

"Well this is fun." He said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "How long do you think we will be in here?"

"Hopefully not much longer." She replied, but she doubted her answer.

There was silence for several minutes. "Why are you here?" He asked her.

"In this outhouse? Well because we were dared to and"

"No not in the outhouse, HERE, At Merlin's."

"Well… because I want to be ready for our last year." She replied. She was surprised that he was actually talking to her like a human being. "Why are you at Merlin's?"

"Because of my father of course."

"So you don't want to be here?"

"Of course not."

"Oh."

There was silence for several more seconds.

"Granger?"

"Hmm?"

"You're sitting on my hand."

"Oh! Sorry!" She said hopping up from his lap.

This was going to be a long night.