RECAP: "Hermione… I dare you and that guy over there…" She said pointing straight at Draco "To go sit in that outhouse…. In your underwear!"

As soon as the door had closed they heard footsteps, a click, and then bursts of giggles. They had locked the door.

Chapter 6 – The Outhouse

Moonlight shone through the cracks in the wooden door of the outhouse, highlighting the features of two restless teenagers. For an hour they could hear the laughter and chattering of the students outside, but soon after that it died off and they were left in silence.

"I'm bored." Hermione stated.

"Yes. Me too." Draco agreed. "What do you want to do?"

"Um… I don't know… There really isn't much TO do when your stuck in a tiny outhouse."

"For once, I agree with you." He said, placing his hand on his lap.

"Ugh… Draco, you're touching me."

"No I'm not."

"Yes… Yes you are."

"I'm not. But you clearly want me to."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do. Don't deny your urges."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me."

"You are SO full of it." She said, rolling her eyes.

"…Don't you want to do SOMETHING?"

"Like what?"

"Anything at all. I get nervous when I'm sitting around doing nothing."

"Well do whatever you need to do as long as it doesn't involve me." As soon as she said this she realized that it sounded perverted. He realized that too.

"Oh, but it would be SO much more fun if it DID involve you." He said. She could feel him smirking again.

She glared at him. More silence followed.

"I wonder what there could POSSIBLY be for two people to do who are sitting practically naked in a very small space…?" He said, sarcastically.

"I couldn't imagine." Hermione responded flatly.

"Come ON granger, I don't like you anymore than you like me… but doesn't the fact that your sitting on my lap in a thong turn you on at all?"

"No."

"Well I'm turned on."

"I know."

"How?"

"I can feel it." She said, grimacing.

"Oh." He said, realizing what she was talking about.

"Do I detect a hint of embarrassment in the oh so great Malfoy's voice?"

"No you don't."

"Hm… you could have fooled me…"

"Shut up, Granger."

"Ah, so it's back to the Ice Prince." She said, laughing at his building fury.

"Granger, I can assure you that the floor is a lot colder and harder than my lap, and I doubt that you would want to be sitting on it."

"Colder, yes. But I'm not sure if it's any harder." She said, not being able to resist the comeback.

"That's it. Get off my lap."

"What? No… I'm sorry." She said hurriedly.

"Then no more witty comebacks."

"Fine." She paused. "How long do you think we have sat in here for?"

"I'd say around 3 hours."

"Wow." She fidgeted uncomfortably. "It's getting hot in here."

"Yeah I noticed." He replied.

She looked back at him, he was sweating a big and it aluminated his beautiful stomach. His hair was dampened and messy. He moved a bit and so did his abs, flexing then releasing.. She became dizzy.

He saw her looking at him. "See, I knew you were a little bit horny."

"I am NOT horny, you clearly are horny enough for the both of us."

He brushed her hair out of her face and whispered into her ear "You are in a tiny room with your worst enemy, naked, and sweating, and you mean to tell me that you are not the least bit turned on?"

"N-no…" She stuttered softly, her breasts heaving with every breath.

"Then you are a much stronger person than me." He whispered again, and before she knew what was happening, their lips locked. He kissed her softly and found that she was kissing him back. It became more passionate and soon his tongue pushed to her lips, begging for entrance. She parted her lips slowly and his tongue slipped in and explored her mouth, his hand coming up to caress her chin and hers flying to his hair. They parted for air, panting.

"Draco…" She said weekly "This is wrong…"

"Yes. It is wrong." He agreed, and then silenced him by hungrily placing her lips on his. He moved his lips down from hers, placing a kiss on her chin, then on her neck, which he bit a sucked causing her to moan quietly.

"Fuck me" She whispered. This excited him even more, and he brought his lips back up to hers. His hand trailed down from her neck and lower, and then she felt it behind her back, fumbling in all his passion to undo her bra. It was when she feel the clasps part and her bra start to slip down her shoulders that realization dawned on her and she remembered what she was doing. She quickly pushed him off of her, and grabbed her bra, clinging it to her chest before it could fully expose her. "What the hell are we doing?" She screamed, backing up against the wall to catch her breath. She redid her bra clasps and slid the straps back onto her shoulders.

"What?" Draco asked, he was still breathing heavily, and he looked light headed.

"This is not how I want this to be! In an Outhouse… With my worst enemy!" She said, smacking herself in the head then sliding down to the floor and clutching her knees to her chest.

"You don't have to be in love to have a night of romance and passion."

"Yeah, well I wouldn't call a place where people piss and shit romantic!"

He frowned. "Well if you put it THAT way it isn't."

"You know what Malfoy, you just stay up there on the toilet, and ill stay down here on the ground, and we will have a rutty good time."

"You need to make up your mind. One minute you want me to, and I quote directly 'fuck you' and the next you want nothing to do with me."

"My mind is made up!" She shouted harshly. "And I want you to leave me the fuck alone!"

"Fine!" He yelled back. "Have a good night on the floor!"

"I WILL!"

And they both turned in different directions from each other and in time, drifted to sleep.

Once again, light poured threw the cracks in the wood, but this time it was sunlight rather that moonlight. Hermione and Draco awoke to a familiar clicking sound.

"What's that?" He asked.

She paused and listened for a second. "MALFOY! SOMEONE IS UNLOCKING THE DOOR!" She said, gleefully, they hopped up and the next second the door swung open. Sunlight spilled in, blinding them. They could see a shadow stepping towards the door and finally as their eyes adjusted to the light, they realized who it was. There, in the doorway, stood the Headmistress of Merlin's, and she did NOT look happy.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed the chapter, the first little bit of fluff surfaced. Anyway, Review and tell me some suggestions! Thanks!

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