WHOOHOOO! Here is the next chapter!
NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
Chapter-2
Orochimaru was sitting in his office. He stared with big yellow eyes at... well...nothing special really he just kind of stared out in space...(no comments). Then he laid eyes on the water glass on his desk. It was so tempting to move it. But he coulden´t, he had promised Kabuto not to move around things again. But oh...the temptation!
The problem was that Orochimaru was sort of ´addicted´ to move things around. He coulden´t be anywhere with out moving things. Thats why Kabuto had drawn with a big white pen on his desk were every thing should be. There was for example a white ring for the water glass. Too bad Orochimaru diden´t fallow the instructions that Kabuto had giving him.
Orochimaru moved the water glass to the left side of the desk, then right, left, up, down, left again, right and then he swished to move some papers, but that wasen´t so fun so he moved the documents instead... and so he continued to move things around papers, documents, the water glass pictures and so on...
The nock on the door interrupted his entertainment. "Come in!" he said happily then he moved the water glass again. The door slowly open and behind it was the girl. She stood there and looked so unsure of her situation. Orochimaru could fell himself getting so happy to see her. His only relative alive.
"Come in, come in my dear..." he said and made a gesture with his hand. The girl slowly made her way to the empty chair on the other side of his desk.
Orochimaru sat there and stared at her, then he came up with a question he been thinking over the last couple of seconds.
"Whats you´re name, darling?" he asked in a high and girly voice.
"Um...my name is Rei." she answered." Are, are we really related?"
"WELL OF COURSE WE ARE! YOU HAVE MY HAIR STILE!" Orochimaru screamed out and he was very happy.
"Well, yes...but I´m blond and you´re dark...are you my uncle or...what?" Rei asked
"YES! KABUTO said that I´m you´re UNCLE!" Orochimaru screamed/said. Then he chanced seat in his chair. He stared at her with his big yellow eyes...then his tongue fell out from his mouth, he looked like a dog...but that tongue, huh...that´s just not normal at all...Rei was in shook. She was hopping that all this was just some big mistake and she woulden´t really be related to this...freak? But the fait has always been cruel to her and for her information,they really were related.
"Oh...why do bad things always happen to me? First no family nor friends at all and now this freak!" Rei thought to her self.
"I´m soooooooo happy...I never had any family. BUT NOW I HAVE YOU! AND TOGETHER WE CAN RULE KONOHA!" Orochimaru screamed and jumped up in her lap. "KAAAAABUUUTOOOOO!" he screamed, while Rei struggled not to get crushed by the wait of Orochimaru. "KAAABUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...chough...chough...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed again.
POOF! And suddenly out from nowhere came Kabuto. "Yes Oro-sama, you called what do you want?"
"KABUTO BRING HER, HER PRESENT!" Orochimaru ´whispered´ out so Rei woulden´t hear. But she did hear it even if her ears where burning from when Orochimaru called for Kabuto.
"Yes..." the half death Kabuto said and went out the door. Orochimaru once again turned to face Rei and made a sign for her to take a seat in the sofa. Rei had to carry the very heavy Orochimaru to the sofa since he refused to leave his nice, in case if anything un planed happen then he could just faint beside his newly found nice who would faint just like him after all they where related...They sat there in silence until Kabuto returned.
"AH! HIS back from the dead!" Orochimaru said. "Please give her, her present." he said and looked at the other side of the room, still in Rei´s lap.
"Oro-sama wanted you to have this as a welcome gift. This is ´Hugo´." Kabuto said and pointed at the window. And there in the window was a giant albino snake. It was all white, with red eyes.
"Oh my god..." Rei said. She did like snakes but this one was huge. She pushed of Orochimaru and got up to the window and looked out on ´Hugo´. Hugo stared at her suspiciously. Would this really work, and why a giant snake?
"No one else wanted to have him, so we figured that you maybe could handle him!" Orochimaru said happily. Kabuo just shook his head. That was not supposed to be said. But well Orochimaru could never really shut up when he should.
"But what on earth am I going to do with a GIANT SNAKE?" Rei screamed out.
"Take care of Hugo." Kabuto said "Here, let me give you some advises. Hugo likes to eat children...so keep him away from them." he said and then turned to Orochimaru who was playing with his hair again. "Oro-sama it´s time for you´re medicine."
"NO! BAD, BAD KABUTO! I DON´T WHANT TO TAKE THE EVIL, EVIL MEDICINE!" Orochimaru screamed and run of.
"Oro-sama come back NOW!" Kabuto chased after the screaming and crying Orochimaru.
"There is some thing very wrong with my uncle..." Rei turned to look at Hugo. Hugo was staring at her through the window.
"Sssshshsss...(translation- I hate you...)" Hugo said
"I hate you too..." Rei ripled.
"Sshssshee! (trs- Fuck of!)" Hugo said and took of.
"What the fuck! Screw you, stupid snake bastard...But now when I´m alone I better check out this house since I´m gonna live here now. It´s not like I have nothing better at home...I´m all alone. Well, I do have an uncle now..." Rei smiled at the last thought. It was true she wasen´t alone any more she had an now a uncle that was pretty fucked up...but Kabuto was kind of normal. But that snake, it was very rude and big...well anyway..."Lets take a look at this house!"
Rei was walking and walking. The house was so big, and she was lost in it. She haven´t seen any people around any where. It was completely empty. Kind of scareing. There was so many doors everywhere, and paintings on the walls. Rei began to wonder how on earth any one who lived in this house could find there way around. But when she walked past a map on the wall she understood that they who lived here diden´t know their way around either...
"Chesses...where am I, I cant read a freaking word from this map. Why is it flowers on it?" Rei asked herself.
"That´s because Oro-sama loves to paint on important things." a voice behind her said. Rei recognized the voice as Kabuto and turned around to face him.
"You know, you´re very good at sneaking up to people."
"I know." he reply.
"Damn, he is so boring." Rei thought. "So...Where is all the people who lives here?"
"On vacation. They will be back soon." Kabuto said and turned around to walk away but then stopped.
"Rei you better go to you room and change. We are having guests to dinner to night." Kabuto said, while he made a gesture to help Rei back to her room.
"Really...who?"
"Old friends too Oro-sama. There is a red dress in you´re room wear it other wise."
"Other wise what?"
"Exactly." Kabuto said and continued to walk
"What? Hey wait up!" Rei screamed and run after Kabuto.
Rei diden´t like the dress at all. It was red, tight and...and...sexy. Not Rei´s first choice of a dress. She diden´t think she fitted in this kind of clothes, she always thought of herself as an ugly girl. But in fact she was very pretty, not beautiful but cute. Her blond hair was long like Orochimaru (it reminded very much like Orochimaru´s in any way) and her eyes was dark blue. Rei wasen´t to tall neither too short just normal, and normal in the body shape. In other words she looked like a normal cute girl (I bet you know what I mean, right?).
Orochimaru was sexy. At least that´s what Kabuto had told him when he asked him about how he looked...But Orochimaru was still very sexy... (yeah...right, maybe not.) And there he was admire himself in the mirror. Looking at his pink suit and green tie. Then suddenly the doorbell rang!
" I´m COMING!" Orochimaru skipped to the door like a little bird ´on fire´.
"Helllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Orochimaru greeted his old friends when he open the door. And who would his old friends be if not Kisame and Itachi.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Orochimaru laughed and jumped up and down. "I´M SSSSSSSSSSOOO HAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYYY!"
"HOHOHOHOHOOO, OROCHIMARU!" Kisame screamed and pulled Orochimaru in a big bear hug. "IT´S BEEN TO LONG, ME AND MY ´EGO´ ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" Kisame screamed and hugged Orochimaru even more.
"Ca...n´t ...breath...KABUTOOOOOO!" Orochimaru screamed and there he was Kabuto ´the hero of the day´ after saving Orochimaru from nearly being hugged to death by Kisame and his ´ego´ it was time to welcome Itachi who had just been standing there and doing nothing...nothing at all...
"AH!" Orochimaru turned "Good to see you Itachi-san. HOW ARE YOU? CAN YOU HEAR ME! ARE YOU DEAD!" Orochimaru started to laugh hysterically and Kisame almost crapped in his pants. They thought it was very fun to say that to Itachi every time they meet. Itachi just stood there.
"Dinner is ready. Oro-sama pull you´re self to getter and come with me to the table." Kabuto said and helped the still hysterically laughing Orochimaru up from the floor. Kisame and his ´ego´ on the other hand was left on the floor with crapped pants...
After Kabuto had giving Orochimaru his medicin, giving Kisame new pants, it was finally time to eat.
"REI-SAN! DINNER TIME!" Kabuto screamed up stairs.
"Rei? Whose that." Itachi asked Orochimaru who was playing with his hair.
"Hmmm... who?"
"Rei is Oro-sama´s nice." Kabuto said.
"I HAVE A NICE?" Orochimaru screamed. "THAT´S WONDERFUL WHERE IS HE!"
"She will be down soon, wonder why she´s takeing so darn long time."
"I don´t wanna go down in this thing!" Rei thought. She had been in her room for a while now not daring to go out in the red dress. "What am I supposed to do? Kabuto have removed all other clothes so I woulden´t change. That bastard. Hmmm...is he calling for me? Oh, I have no other choice than go down."
Rei sneaked down to the dinner room. She stopped behind the curtains that was in the in the doorway to the dinner room.
"I´m here now..." she said still behind the curtains only her head visibly.
"AHA! There YOU ARE! I was wondering where YOU where, KABUTOOOO said that YOU where dead but I diden´t believe him!" Orochimaru said proudly, he obviously had no clue what was going on.
"I did not." was Kabuto´s only comment.
"Uh, yeah right...um..." Rei said.
"But please dear, COME OUT!" Orochimaru bounced up to poor Rei and dragged her out from behind the curtains.
"Oh, NO!" Rei screamed "Uncle!"
"What afraid of showing you in the red little thing you have on? HOHOHOHOHOHOOO!" Kisame laughed out.
"Let me introduce you. Rei this is Kisame and his ´ego´, don´t ask him about the ´ego´ thing okay? The sleeping man over there is Uchiha Itachi don´t wake him up. Now eat!" Kabuto said.
Rei took a seat next to Kisame and his ´ego´? To bad she had to look right into the sleeping man, who ever he was again. Uh...is he drooling, nasty...
"Hello! I´m Kisame and this is my ´ego´." Kisame said and showed a picture of him self that was his so called ´ego´.
"Hello Kisame." Rei said." And uh...hello to you´re ´ego´, too?"
"HOHOHOHOHOOOO! SHE SAID HELLO!" Kisame jumped up and down in is chair hysterically, and then he fell down on the floor and hit his little head, poor Kisame. "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! MY HEADY! Will you kiss it better?" he asked Rei.
"AH! NO! I wont, go and wash of the blood..."
"Oh! If you say so, WEEEIIIIIEEEE!" Kisame run happily out to the kitchen and washed of the blood, and played the funny game ´how. Much. water. can. you. pour. into. you´re. mouth. Before. you. almost. drown.´ A very fun game, don´t try it at home.
"Is he okay in his..." Rei pointed to her head.
"No, he is not okay in his head." The, oh so boring Kabuto answered. "Oro-sama, stop playing with you´re food."
"I SEE BUTTERFLIES!" Orochimaru screamed with out fainting! Kabuto and Rei was stunned, until they noticed that Orochimaru had made butterflies out of his food...
"Oh, uncle grow up." Rei said "His an idiot!"
"WHAT? I DIDEN´T LISTEN I WAS BUSY POINTING THIS STICK INTO ITACHI´S EAR!" Orochimaru screamed with his mouth wide open and that giant tongue hanging out side.
"Uhhh...shut up...snore..." Itachi said in his sleep.
"I...is he awake Rei said and stared at Itachi.
"Don´t worry I´LL WAKE HIM UP!" Orochimaru jumped up on the table and started dancing ballet. "I´M SPINNING! I´M SPINNING! KABUTOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE TO VOMIT!"
"Oro-sama get down from there, right now!" Kabuto said.
"KABUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT´S COMING!" Orochimaru screamed in panic, even though he was felling sick he diden´t stop spinning. "KABUTOOOOOOBHUWAAAAAAAAA!" and so Orochimaru vomit out right on the walls...(he was spinning so it kind of came all over the walls in the room...)
"Oh! Oro-sama come with me!" Kabuto said and helped Orochimaru down and up to the bathroom. Rei was left in the dinning room with nasty walls and a sleeping man. Wondering where Kisame and his ´ego´ had gonne she noticed that the sleeping man was starting to wake up.
"Ah...I´m awake now." Itachi said looking around the room but diden´t see his comrades. "Where..." Itachi diden´t get to say more, quz that´s when he turned his head and looked straight into Rei´s dark blue eyes.
PLING!
Itachi stared at the sight before him. There she was a beautiful girl and she was looking at him of all people! Was it because he still had drool hanging from his mouth? Or maybe it was because he was an Uchiha? Maybe because he was the only man in the room? Who know´s, but Itachi knew that it was love at first sight...
"HELLO! Can you hear me? I was talking to you say some thing!" This sure was annoying, Rei was trying to talk to this guy, but all he did was staring at her and drooling. Something was wrong with him.
"Hey you, say something!"
"I LOVE YOU!" Itachi said. Yup, something was wrong with him.
YAY! I´m done with this second chapter! Hoppe you like it, I really don´t know where this story is going but the next chapter is already writhen…And I diden´t get Velkas blessing on this chapter so maybe it will be rewritten…Review if you want to, please no harsh comment about the spelling and grammar…I already knows it sucks!