Well heres another chapter…Thank you to all of you that reviewed! Makes me sooooooooooo happy!
NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
Chapter 3
"Excuse me, what did you just say?" Rei asked again.
"I love you." Itachi said again.
"No you don´t." Rei said stubbornly
"Yes I do." Itachi said even more stubbornly
"NO!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"Yes!"
"NO! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!" Rei screamed and rushed up from the chair so fast that the chair fell over.
"NOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE DON´T GO!" Itachi screamed after her, as she run out from the dinning room. And accidentally knocked Kisame and his ´ego´ down when she rushed past them.
"HOHOHOHOHOOOOOOAAAAAA!" Kisame screamed out in horror as he fell down on the floor and hit his head again. "HOHOHOOO MY HEADY!"
"NO! PRETTY LADY DON´T RUN AWAY FROM ME!" Itachi yelled and tried to run after Rie, but instead tripped over Kisame, and fell to the floor and broke his nose...
Rei run past every single door in the house. She had no idea where the fuck her room was, and with that we can come to conclusion that Rei was lost again. But the funny part is that Kauto had put a note with her name on her door, and the even funnier part is that that door was right behind her. (Hahahahaaa!)
"WHERE THE FUCK AM I!" Rei screamed out in frustration. "I don´t wanna go and ask for help what if the sleeping freak comes again!"
"OH LORD WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU! YOU LOOK REALLY NASTY!" Orochimaru screamed and pointed to the floor where Kisame and Itachi was. "KABUTOOOO! KILL IT!"
"No Oro-sama we are not going to kill Kisame and Itachi." Kabuto said and bent down to see if they where alive at all.
"WHHHHEEEIIIIIIIIEEEE!" Orochimaru cheered as he jumped up and down on Kisame´s butt.
"Oro-sama STOP THAT!" Kabuto screamed, and for once Orochimaru stopped.
"Itachi can you hear me?" Kabuto asked and helped Itachi up.
"Yes! My nose hurts..." Itachi said and tried to stop the blood flow.
"My goodness! Itachi-san what happen?" Kabuto said. "Now where is my nursing kit?" he was about to go look for it when Orochimaru suddenly came jumping in wearing a cute little nursing outfit (with a way to short skirt).
"HERE is you´re NURSING kitt! Don´t I look CUTE, KABUTOOO!" Orochimaru screamed in Kabuto´s ear, while doing a cut pose.
"Yes, very cute Oro-sama." Kabuto said while sweat dropping. Itachi was about to faint when he saw Orochimaru but was saved by his brain who started to think back on the mysterious girl in the red sexy dress.
"Say... Kabuto, who was... the mysterious... girl in... the red... sexy... dress?" Itachi asked between his breaths since he really coulden´t breath through his broken nose.
"Oh, you mean Rei? Well you where a sleep when I introduced her. She is Orochimaru´s nice." Kabuto explained while trying to fix Itachi´s nose.
"I HAVE A NICE! THAT´S WONDERFUL! WHAHAHAHAHAAA! OH, HAPPY DAY!" Orochimaru screamed and jumped around in the room in his cute little outfit and his long tongue hanging out from his mouth.
"Where...can...I...find...her...?" Itachi cracked out. Kabuto stared at him.
"What´s this? Itachi seems interested in Rei-san...very interesting..." Kabuto thought.
"HWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! I SEE BUTTERFLIES!"
BOMM!
And so Orochimaru fainted. And so Kisame woke up...(what a coincidence!)
"HELLO! Me and my ´ego´ is back!"
Kabuto and Itachi stared at Orochimaru and Kisame and his so called ´ego´. Ignoring Kisame who was trying to take Orochimaru´s cloths Itachi continued to ask Kabuto out.
"Orochimaru´s...nice...you...say..."
"KISAME!" Kabuto screamed "Don´t take Oro-sama´s clothes."
"BUT me and my ´ego´ want them!" Kisame complained.
"I get you you´re own."
"YAAAAAYYYY! ME AND MY ´EGO´ ARE HAPPY NOW!" Kisame screamed out and clapped his hands. Kabuto only patted his head as if he were some sort of dog...then he turned to face Itachi again.
"Yes, Rei and Oro-sama are related somehow. We both know that Oro-sama was abandoned as a child and it seems that Rei´s father was abandoned too before he died. And it may be possibly that Oro-sama and Rei´s father was brothers. And then I took some tests and saw that Oro-sama and Rei are close related. So that must be it…"
"Is...she...alone...?"
"Yes. Her father died a couple of years ago. That´s all we know since she refuses to talk about it."
"Heh, heh...hope...I ...diden´t...kill...him...heh..." Itachi ´joked´, Kabuto diden´t want to think more on that subject, it could be possible that Itachi was to blame, since he is sort of a killing machine.
"So... where...can...I...find...her...?" Itachi asked. When Kabuto was done with his broken nose.
"Fallow the screams." Kabuto said and watched Itachi walk away. Now he had to deal with Orochimaru and give Kisame his nursing outfit dress.
"WHO AM I!" Rei screamed out. "Wait I know who I am...WHERE AM I!" Rei was still lost. But she had some how mange to come up on the roof top and was now sitting there and screaming. "I´m lost...I will probably never find my room again...it´s so cold..." and indeed it was, after all it was night and you could see all the stars the sky could offer.
"You...could...catch...a...cold...if...stay ...up... here..." The sudden voice caused Rei to jump up ready to fight in a tight sexy dress (not easy to fight in…)
"WHAT!" Who is there! Show you´re self!" Rei screamed and watched carefully at the dark figure before her. And to her surprise and horror the ´sleeping freak´ came out from the shadows. "Oh no...this can´t be happening! Where is uncle when you need him? I don´t wanna be alone with this thing..."
"What are you doing here!" Rei asked "And what happen to you´re nose?"
"Oh... this...I tripped...over...Kisame...and...broke it..." Itachi mange to say but he had to have pause to breath some." And...second...I wanted...to...see...you...again..."
"You wanted to see me again?" Rei said dumbly staring at Itachi who tried his best to still look good before her, even though his nose hurt so much, which made him make strange grimaces. Which scared Rei a little...a lot.
"Um...you´re nose is bleeding again..." she said and pointed at his nose. Itachi rose his hands to cover his bleeding nose. "Here, take this." Rei said and offered him a napkin.
"For...me...?" Itachi said with tears in his eyes, this was almost like a wedding gift!
"Yeah...good night!" she said and rushed past him.
"No...wait!" Itachi was about to run after her again but this time he tripped over his own feet and fell down from the roof. "WHAAAAAAAA!"
THUMP!
"Owww...it...is...not...my...day...today..." Itachi said as he was lying in the bushes he fell into. But before he blacked out completely he thought about Rei and the pain he felt.
Orochimaru, Kabuto and Kisame had been spying in the bushes. But when Itachi fell down from the roof. Kisame and Orochimaru was smashed by the weight from Itachi. So this night Kabuto had many people to take care of.
Rei woke up in a dark room. Wish was odd, it should be sunlight right now but when she looked at the window she understood. There in the window was Hugo staring in at her. The giant snake took up all sunlight.
"Ssshhhhsssss?" (trl: Awake jet?)
"Uhu...leave me alone..."
"SSSssshsshhssss...sshhssss!" (trl: Give me food...ass hole!"
"WHAT WAS THAT!" Rei shouted and rushed up to the window, ready to beat the living crap out of the snake.
"SSSH!SSSHHHS!" (trl: WHAT! WANT A PIECE OF ME!)
"THAT´S IT YOU´RE GOING DOWN!" Rei screamed. (maybe I forgot to mention that Rei has a really bad morning temper...)
When Rei was about to jump out and kick the snake ass, the door suddenly slammed open and revealed a very happy Orochimaru (in his normal outfit. The normal one in this story that is...)
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING!"
"UNCLE! GET OUT!" Rei screamed.
"Don´t scream at me...I´´M YOU´RE UNCLE!" Orochimaru screamed out while crying. "Don´t you luv me..." he said and let his head hang down.
"Huh..." Rei said and sweat dropped "He cant be really sad about that can he? Luv?"
"Of...course I love you uncle...but the snake..." Rei started to explain but was cut of by...guess who...
"AHA! THE SNAKE! LET´S KILL IT AND MAKE CLOTHES OUT OF IT´S SKIN!" Orochimaru screamed and made a (Gai´s good guy pose).
"Shssss...ssshss!" (trl: Ohuh...see ya!) Hugo said and took of in hyper speed.
"KABUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IS IT BUTTERFLIES!" Orochimaru screamed.
"Butterflies? There isen´t a single butterfly here uncle."
"Are you sure?" Orochimaru bent down and let his tongue fall down hanging there. "There every where, you´re not safe any where! HERE! Fallow me to the SHELTER!" Orochimaru said and pointed at the roof.
"No! Uncle havent you taken you´re medicine today?"
"WHUHAAAAAAA! I SEE BUTTERFLIES!"
THUMP!
"I geuss not..." Rei said to herself, and then she took Orochimaru´s foot and dragged him out down to the dinning hall.
In the dinning hall she got a un welcomed surprise. Kisame and his ´ego´ was still there in the same nursing outfit that Orochiomaru had on yesterday. But worst of all the ´sleeping freak´ was there with his broken nose.
"Good MORNING!" Kisame screamed and stuffed eggs in his mouth.
"Good...morning...beautiful...Rei-...chan!" Itachi said and smiled a smile that would make any other girl melt away. Everyone besides Rei.
"Morning..." She said and let go of Orochimaru who woke up exact that moment and skipped to his pink chair.
"I HAVE BAD NEWS!" Orochimaru yelled out.
"No you don´t, you have good news." Kabuto said when he entered the room
"I HAVE!" Orochimaru screamed out but then started to move around everything on the table and completely forgot about what he was supposed to say.
"Well anyway. Our fellow members are coming back today, and Kisame and Itachi are going to stay here until we can find a cure to help Kisame with his head." Kabuto finished.
"What! Are they going to stay here!" Rei said, and pointed at Itachi
"WHAT!" Orochimaru screamed out having no clue what was going on.
"Yes." Kabuto reply shortly
Rei looked back at Kisame who was now choking on the eggs. And on Itachi who was staring at her with a dreamy look in his eyes...and there where even some hearts in his eyes..."Scary...This isen´t going to be easy..." Rei thought.
So I´, done with this chapter… Please review if you like of course…Ta, ta!