Wassup! How was the summer, ne? I had to do math all summer, god I hate math...but anyway...THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS! MADE ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY! (almost like birthday...) well enough about me now read, review ( if you want to) and enjoy!
NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
Chapter 4
"IT IS TIME TO FACE THE TRUTH!" Orochimaru screamed out. He looked around in the room, not a soul there. Not even Kabuto...He felt so alone. Kabuto had gone out for shopping for dinner since the others would come back today. Kisame was hunted down by some racoons who thought he was a giant fish, so he was now running around in hidden Sound screaming. Itachi was gone, Orochimaru haden´t seen him since breakfast. But then there was Rei. Where could she have gone off too?
"I KNOW! She must be out side training Hugo!" Orochimaru thought. "I must go and look up on her. Like a real responsibly uncle would do!" and so he went off to find her. But did he find her? No, he dident...instead he found the kitchen and started to move the things around in there so it will be impossible for Kabuto to find what ever he is looking for.
"HUGO! SPIT THE LADY OUT! NOW!" Rei screamed at the albino snake, as she smacked him on the head with a blue fly swatter.
"Shhssshh..." (trl: Fine she tasted like shit anyway...) Hugo said and spitted the lady out.
"Ben, Is that you?" the lady asked and left. Leaving both Rei and Hugo staring at the strange lady.
"Now Hugo lets see what you can do...I know jump through that ring of fire!" Rei said and pointed to the burning ring.
"SSSS, SHHHSSSSS!" (trl: HELL NO, YOU CRAZY BITCH!) Hugo hissed and stared wide eyed on the ring
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU WHERE SAYING!" Rei screamed at the snake. And smacked him once again on the head with the blue fly swatter.
"SSSHHhhhhssss..." (trl: FUCK you bitch...)
"THAT´S IT YOU´RE DEAD!" Rei screamed and pulled out a bazooka from her pocket.
"SHSSS!" (trl: FUCK!) Hugo hissed and started to curl away the fastest he could.
"COME BACK HERE ASSHOLE!" Rei screamed and run after the snake, leaving both the bazooka and the blue fly swatter behind.
Rei had been running for hours after that damn snake but somehow she had lost him and was now just running around and looking for him. "God damn it! I lost the fucking snake! I lost a giant fucking snake! How is that even possible! God damn this!" Rei thought (happily). Rei turned around to go back to the training ground, but as usual she was lost. She stood in the middle of the street looking around. It was Friday and the market place was filled with all sorts of people. It hit Rei that she actually havent looked around in her new village at all. All she had done was looking around the house it´s garden and the training ground. But now when she was here she could look around a bit.
"Here buy a snake skin?" a salesman man asked her
"Ah, no thank you I have my own." Rei said and continued to walk. It was so much people everywhere and so much stuff, she walked past a group of kids and they pointing at her and whispering.
"Heh...Is it me or are those kids pointing at me and whispering? Gosh, what have I done to embarrassing myself this time?" Rei thought, but soon noticed that it wasent only the kids that was pointing and whispering about her. Almost everyone in the market set eyes on her. "This dosen´t fell nice...almost like the time when I accidentally dropped my home made pie on the Hokage in my other village...Some even called it sabotage..." Rei thought sadly. She diden´t have many nice memories from her old village. But now when she had a new start a new life a crazy uncle, things would get better and she woulden´t have any problems. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright...things diden´t go that way, quz right then she walked right into a servant that was running over the street caring allot of dishes.
BANG!
"WHHAAAAA!" the servant screamed while the dishes crashed on the ground and transformed into tine pieces...
Rei fell down on the ground when she open her eyes again she saw a very angry servant and a giggling crowd. "Ooops...sorry..."
"Y...yo...you...made me drop the dishes!" he hissed out and stared at her.
"I´m...I´m... so ,so, so, so sorry I dident look where I was going..." Rei tried to stand up but was pushed down by the servant again. "Ouch!"
"Obviously not bitch!" the servant snatched back.
"Owww...what was that for, I said I was sorry!"
"Well you dident do it good enough. And besides who would accept an apology from a leaf ninja bitch?"
"What did you call me!" Rei rose up.
"You heard me!" the servant took a fighting pose.
"Who do you think you are!" Rei was getting pissed but before she could do any thing she was kicked in the stomach and went flying throw the air and crashed into a wall.
"He, he,he...you dont seem to have any good reflex! Lets see what kind of crap ninja leaf has to offer, heh?" the servant was walking her way, when he suddenly was kicked away himself.
"I dont think that it´s nice to walk around and kick my beautiful Rei-chan into the wall." A voice said. Rei looked up and saw who had kicked the servant away.
"Itachi..." she said and sat up "Oh no, anyone but him!"
"Oh, Rei-chan! How are you! Are you hurt! Do you love me now!" Itachi rushed up to her and picked her up from the ground.
"Itachi! Let go of me!"
"Yes, of course." Itachi said but didne´t let go of her instead he took her in his arms and went up to the servant. " How dare you kick my future wife?" he asked the servant.
"I...I...who are you...?"
"I´m Uchiha Itachi. " he answer, Rei was still in his arms but was to busy to look at the scene.
"U...U...Uchi...Uchiha Itachi...? The Uchiha Itachi...?" the servant stuttered out and crawled backwards.
"Yes."
"WHHAAAAA!" the servant went up and run off. The crowd was still there whispering and pointing at the scene. But they had no clue what was going on.
"What a lousy ninja…Hmm...shall we?" Itachi asked Rei.
"What?" Rei asked confused.
POFF! And with that Itachi had poffed off with Rei. The next thing she knew she found herself in a big old tree and in the lap of Itachi. She turned around to face him.
"Hello." he said and stared at her.
"Hello you´re self." she answered. Not sure of what to do. "Why am I up in a tree with you...sitting in you´re lap...?" she asked
"Oh? I just wanted to be here with you. I saw this tree this morning and thought ´I want to sit up there with Rei in my lap." he said and let his arms that was around her slide down.
"Oh." Rei said. "Well that´s make sense...Hey! Wait! What am I thinking? I´m up here in a tree with the sleeping freak that I dont like at all! God damn it Rei think clearly!" Rei mentally smacked herself, she made a gesture and was about to fall out from the tree when Itachi crabbed her and pulled her up.
"Watch out. You could fall out and break you´re cute little neck!" Itachi said and held her tightly. A little to tight fro Rei´s taste.
"Umm... would you please...let go of me?" she asked and looked down on his Akatsuki coat.
"Are you sure?" he asked a bit disappointed about her response.
"Yeah...Umm let go of me." Rei said and tried to break free from him, but instead the grip tighter.
"Dont I get a reward for saving you back there?" he asked and pouted with his lips.
"Well thank you for saving me, but please let go of me!"
"Ok." he said and released her.
"Thank you." she said and moved away from him. "I think I´m going back home now. Bye!" she said and jumped out from the tree. When she landed she noticed that she had no clue where she was. Itachi jumped down and landed next to her.
"Help?" he asked while smirkering.
"No!" she snatched "I know exactly where I am!"
"Oh, good then I´ll just fallow you back..."
"Yeah...you can do that..." she said and started to walk.
3 hours later
"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?" Rei screamed. Itachi was behind her and scratched his nose. "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?" she screamed in his ear.
"Of course I am my love." he said cool and calm.
"Dont call me THAT!"
"What my love?"
"Why you..."she hissed out but was interrupted by a sound in a near by bush. "Huh? What was that?"
"What was what?" Itachi asked.
"Dident you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"The sound!"
"What sound?"
"The sound that was heard just a moment ago!"
"Ah! That sound..." Itachi said thoughtfully.
"So you heard it!"
"What?"
"The sound!"
"A sound?"
"Yeah! The sound we heard just a minute ago!"
"We heard a sound!"
"Oh my GOD! Never mind..." Rei said...a little irritated..."Huh! There it was again!"
"What? Oh...you mean that sound...yeah I heard it before..." Itachi said nodding to himself.
"You heard it?" Rei asked, while an anime vein popped out from her head...
"Yeah... I did...But if you excuse me I have to take a pee!" he said and walked a way.
"Nice...exactly what I wanted to know...idiot!" she thought but was once again interrupted by a new sound. "What is that?" Rei crawled up to the bushes and what she saw made her confused. There behind the bushes was a campfire and four people. But the four looked a bit oddly...the first one had eight arms, the second was really, really fat, the third had an extra head and the last one was short girl but seemed to be quite normal...
Rei crawled closer but when she accidentally broke one twig the four flew up and saw her.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" the short girl screamed and pointed at Rei
"Huh..." Rei ansered
"Ahhh...must be an intruder...ahhh..." the one with he extra head said and stared at Rei with big eyes scary eyes
"Can we eat it?" asked the fat one.
"Look I have eight arms!" the eight armed freak screamed happily.
"Huh...I...I...um...hi..." Rei stuttered out, It´s not every day you meet such strange people.
"Ahhh...Hi...ahhh..." the one with two heads said.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?" the short girl screamed in panic.
"Eat it." the fat one said.
"Look I have eight arms!"
"Ahhh...take...it...to...Oro-sama...ahhh..."
"What! You know uncle?" Rei asked in surprise. The four stared at her
"Ahhh...no...ahhh. Ahhh...take her...ahhh..." the two headed one said. And immediately all four of them lifted Rei up and carried her off.
"HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!" They sang and run off with the screaming Rei. Right then Itachi came out from behind a tree.
"Rei-chan? Where are you?" he asked and looked around, but when he coulden´t see her any were he got paniced. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Itachi run off in panic, after searching for her for many hours he started to fear the worst. What if someone ad kidnapped her and made her do homework. What if she was looked away in a tower and had to sit there for all eternal! Oh, terrible thought! Itachi was so busy with running and screaming that he dident notice that he run off from a very, very, very, very high cliff.
It wasent until when he was falling from the cliff he noticed that something wasent right. And then he fell into the water that was filled with dangerous rocks and hungry sharks…
To be continued…
Hey! I´m donne with this chapter (as you can see…) , It only took...heh…to long time...yeah...Anyway what do you think, heh? Maybe this chapter wasent as fun as the others but I took in some drama and Itachi got to play the hero...but he did run off from a high cliff in the end so...who knows maybe he dies... well anyway see ya! Thanks for the reviews I got made me so happy! And you´re welcome to continue reviewing...ta ta!