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NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
Chapter 5
Orochimaru was still in the kitchen. Moving around things. He was having a really good time until Kisame came in with angry racoons hanging on him. Orochimaru looked up. He was jealous...Why did Kisame have angry racoons biting on him but not him! This was so unfair. So he did what was logical to him, he went up to Kisame and liked him in his face with his giant and disgusting tongue.
"WHHHAAAAHHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO! I´M DIEING!" Kisame screamed and fell down to his knees the racoons diden´t let go of him but instead bitted harder. "WHAAHOOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!"
"MUHAHAHAAAA! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HAVE angry racoons biting on YOU! HAHAHAAAAA!" Orochimaru laughed out evilly.
"ORO-SAMA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KISAME!" Kabuto screamed when he came into the kitchen with the grocery he had bought on the market.
"KAAABBBUUUTOOOO! WASSUP!" he screamed, while his tongue hanged out side. Kisame rose up from the floor and screamed too…
"WASSUUUUUUP!" also letting his ´normal size´ tongue hang out.
"Boy´s! What are you doing in my kitchen!" Kabuto asked them.
"Me and my ´ego´ was about to get some barbecue sauce for the racoons!" Kisame said and pointed at the angry racoons.
"May I ask why?" Kabuto asked and pushed his glasses up.
"They said that I tasted Like shit!" Kisame said proudly.
"Oh my, really..." Kabuto said and sweat dropped. "And you Oro-sama, what are you doing in here?"
"WHAT!" Orochimaru screamed and tried to put a very angry racoon on him. But it diden´t want to bite on him and struggled to get free so he could run to Kisame and bite on him again.
"Oro-sama. Put the racoon back on Kisame. " Kabuto ordered.
"No! IT´S NOT FAIR! I want the angry racoons to eat on me TOOOOOOO!" Orochimaru sank down to his knees and cried loudly.
"HOHOHOOOOHO! They like me much better than youuuuuuuu!" Kisame sang and danced around in the room. This made Orochimaru cry even more.
"WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAA! KABUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AVENGE MEEEEEEEEE!" Orochimaru cried out and hugged his favourite water gals (where did he get that from?). Kabuto diden´t like this...he was supposed to make a ´welcome home dinner ´ for the ´lost´ members, but how was he supposed to do that when Orochimaru was crying and Kisame was laughing his head off while being eaten alive by angry racoons.
"There´s only one thing to do! I have to put them in the...PLAYPEN!"
Dum! Dum! Dumm! Duuuuummmmm!
Kabuto looked around the room, where did that music come from? Anyway, he have to found out that later. But now he had to remove Orochimaru and Kisame from the kitchen. Now that woulden´t be easy...
"Oro-sama. Fallow me." he said and held out his hand. (his right hand to be exact!). Orochimaru stared at the hand...What could this mean...could it? Nooooooooooooooo, Kabuto would never do that to him, would he?
"WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?" he asked and let his head fall to the side, with the tongue hanging out.
"Because I say so. Now come along."
"Okay!" Orochimaru jumed up and took Kabuto´s hand and walked off, Kisame was left in the kitchen with the angry racoons...and the barbecue sauce!
Kabuto walked and walked, Orochimaru jumped and jumped all the way. Only once he fainted for about ten seconds, thats amazing!
Kabuto stopped to walk, Orochimaru continued to jump. Kabuto open the door they where at, Orochimaru started to jump away...
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PLAYPEN!" he screamed and jumped around, Kabuto tried his best to catch him.
"Oro-sama! Stop jumping!" But it was impossible. Orochimaru was out of control this time. There was only one thing that he could do. He had to give Orochimaru the needle!
"HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!...chough...chough...HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!" Rei was counting the ´Hup but lost count after the 67409 ´Hups´ now she was just waiting for them to stop and put her down. They had been running around in the forest for quit a while now, Rei almost thought that they diden´t know where they where going them self.
"AHHH! STOP! AHHH!" Sakon screamed. But stopped so fast that the other three run into him/ her? (I have no idea if Sakon is a he or she, please tell me if you happen to know!)
"Ouch!" Jiroubou said
"FUCK!" Tayuya screamed
"AH! MY EIGHT ARMS!" Kidumaru screamed
"Ahhh...sorry...ahhh" Sakon said and turned around "Ahhh...I have some...ahhh...news...ahhh..."
"Yeah? Fucking tell us!"
"Dont swear Tayuya!" Jiruobou said and waved his finger at her.
"HA! I swear if I fucking want to!"
"Ahhh...stop...ahhh!" Sakon tried to calm Tayuya down
"HEY! FUCK YOU!" she screamed in Sakon´s face (lets make Sakon a ´he´!)
"Stop swearing or I´ll sit on you then you´ll die!" Jiroubou said
"FUCK YOU FAT ASS!" Tayuya screamed all red in her face.
"Ahh...please stop...ahh..." Sakon tried again "Ahhh..please?…ahh…?"
"Sakon! Leave this to me!" Jiroubou snatched back
"YEAH! FUCK YOU! AND YOU!" Tayuya screamed again and pointed at Sakon and Jiroubou.
"Ahhh...thats it...ahhh...die...ahhh!" Sakon said and was about to jump on Tayuya and Jiroubou, and soon there was a big fight between the three of them. Rei was staring at the scene, she could run away now but this was just so interesting to watch.
"HEHEHEHEEE! LOOK I HAVE EIGHT ARMS!" Kidoumaru screamed out happily. The three stopped their fight and stared at the smiling Kidoumaru who was waving his arms around...Rei sweat dropped, he sure seemed to be the stupid one in this gang...
"Damn you´re stupid!" Tayuya said. The other just nodded. Heck! They all are stupid!
"Hey! What about me?" Rei asked. They four turned to stare at her, it was like they had completely forgot her.
"Look I have eight arms!" Yup, they had forgot about her...
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Can we eat it?"
"Ahhh...must be...an...ahhh...intruder...ahhh!"
"Look I have eight arms!"
"You cant be serious! You just kidnapped me some hours ago! How can you possibly forget me?" Rei was getting tempered again, a bad thing she picked up under her stay in hidden Sound...The four stared at her then at each other, and then at Rei and then at Sakon.
"Ahhh...take her...to...ahhh...Oro-sama...ahhh..." Sakon said. The four of them picked Rei up and dun of once again singing there ´Hup, hup´ song. Rei diden´t even bother to scream this time.
Itachi fought for his life. The shark diden´t give up nether did the rooks! He then decided to swim away from the sharks and the rooks. But on his way from the hungry Kisame look alike fishes he was dragged down under the water by something. Itachi open his eyes under the water and what he saw was...a shark! (what a surprise!)
Itachi tried to swim for his life but it came closer and closer! And the most peculiar thing was that the ´Jaws theme movie´ could be heard playing in the background! But Itachi took no notice to this he just swimmed for all he was worth. But then there came a new shark in front of him! But this one looked more horrifying then the others this one had a pink rosette on its little head!
The small stupid eyes stared at him totally clean from any sort of IQ, Itachi was captured with no were to go! He had to think fast! What would Spiderman do now?
"I like you´re rosette." he said to the shark (dont ask me how he can speak under the water!) The shark stared at him for a while then suddenly it broke into a hugh smile, where you could see all of the sharp teeth with some food remains in it...(nice view…)
"UGHACHUUUHHHAAGGAAA?" The shark said.
"Um yes I really think so..." Itachi said, the shark swimed closer to him and blinking with it´s stupid eyes with long eyelashes at him.
"What´s wrong? You got something in you´re eye?" Itachi asked the shark, who continued to blink at him.
"GGGUUUDUUHHAAA..." The shark said and flirted with him some more,
"Mr shark I really think you should look that eye up, you see my friend Kisame once got a bird in his left eye and walked around with it for a whole week. And believe me when I say that´s not healthy...Or was it his right eye?"
"UGHJATYAAA?" The shark asked him hopefully with big eyes.
"Oh...I´m flattered but I´m sorry, I already have a girlfriend even if she dosen´t know it yet, hahahaa! And I´m not gay." Itachi said and laughed his silly laugh. The shark looked at him with dreamy eyes.
"UGHHAAAYYYUUUU!" the shark said and swimmed really close to Itachi.
"Uh, a girl! You ´re a girl shark! Oh, I mean of course you´re a girl shark heh, heh silly me…" Itachi said and sweat droped…he was so sure that it was a male shark he was dealing with, but then again how many male sharks wear rosette? "Uhu, it´s been really nice to talk to you, but I really should swim now…heh, Ta ta!" Itachi tried to swim away but the shark got him and swimed away with Itachi.
"NO HELP SOMEONE!" Itachi screamed when he was dragged away by the shark on a date. But his last thoughts before this was on his one and only love Rei-chan…the end…
Kabuto coulden´t win this fight. He had to surrender! But then again if he fooled Orochimaru he could trick him into the playpen. Kabuto sat down on the floor. He pulled out a book from his pocket and began to read out loud.
"Once upon a time there was little girl named Orohimaruku. She was very, very cute girl and everyone in the hole king dome loved her very much..." Kabuto saw in the coner of his eye that Orochimaru was staring at the book with an interest that only could mean one thing...he wanted to hear more!
Orochimaru crept closer to Kabuto, he sat down on his knees and leaned forward so he could hear more about Orohimaruku. This was his favourite book ever, how he loved to hear about Orochimaruku´s adventures and sometime he even dreamed that he was Orochimaruku! Kabuto knew that Orochimaru coulden´t resist this book. If he read it out loud for him and then gave the book back to Orochimaru then he could put Orochimaru in the playpen without a problem! The perfect idea!
"One day when Orochimaruku was out on her jogging adventure she meet a big, big, big snake..."Kabuto continued "Hello! Orochimaruku said to the big, big, big, big snake. Hello the snake anserd back..." After one and a half hours non stop reading about Orochimaruku and the snake, Kabuto gave the book to Orochimaru who was overwhelmed with joy!
"KKKKAAAAAAAAAAAABBBUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOO! I´M happy!" he screamed and danced around in the room. Kabuto pulled out the needle and pushed it into Orochimaru´s butt. "KAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUROOOOOOOOO! I´M sleepy! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" and now Orochimaru was fast asleep...
Kisame was still in the kitchen, the angry racoons havent let go of him yet and was still biting on him. Then suddenly he heard a song in the hallway. Curios as he is he went out in the hallway to check out what this beautiful song was and to his surprise and joy it was that four sounds that had returned home!
HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUP!HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! They sang when they came running in into the dining room. With out noticing it they run down Kisame and the angry racoons and how in hell they diden´t notice them...well I have no idea and nether did Kisame or the angry racoons...
"AHH! STOP! AHH!" Sakon screamed, caused everyone behind him to run into Sakon´s back. "Ahh! Ugh...ahhh..that hurts...ahhh..." he said while he got up from the floor that he had been so rudely pushed down on, by the others.
"Fuck, why diden´t you tell us before!"
"Ahhh, tell what…ahh?"
"That you would stop! GOD DAMN IT!"
"Dont swear."
"Hello! Can you please let me down?" The sound four looked at each other and then at Rei. It took about ten minutes for them to talk this over if they really would let her down or keep on holding her up? But after a while they agreed that it was about time they rested there poor arms and so they throw Rei way like if she was some sort of trash!
"AAAAHHHH! How dare you throw me away like I was some sort of trash!"
"Ahhh...but you are..ahh." Sakon said thoughtfully.
"You son of a..." Rei began to say but stopped herself when she saw Kabuto entering the room. "Kabuto!" she yelled
"Yes Rei-san. Welcome home to sound four." he greeted them.
" Ahhh...Kabuto- san we have arrived...ahh...with a prisoner...ahh!" Sakon said and pointed at Rei.
"I see." Kabuto said and sweat dropped at the scene. "May I ask where the trash come from?" he asked and went up to Rei and brushed of some trash from her head.
"God damn it I am not trash! Kabuto tell them who I am!" Rei screamed.
"It´s noisy can we eat it?" Jiroubou asked Kabuto hopefully.
" No. Listen up sound four. This is Oro-sama´s nice. You will treat her like one of us, and Kisame and Itachi are also supposed to be here now for a while. Do you get it?" Kanbuto asked the crowd. Sakon was staring out throw the window, Jiroubou was munching on a chair, Tayuya was hanging in the curtains and Kidoumara was watching his arms... Rei and Kabuto sweat dropped. They obviously haven´t listen at all and was to busy with doing stupid stuff. "Um Rei, I start making dinner while you put Kisame in the playpen with Oro-sama " Kabuto ordered and left. Rei diden´t even get a chance to object at this.
"Fine." she said to herself and walked out from the room leaving idiotic four behind. She found Kisame on the floor the hallway
she wonder why in the world Kisame was lying on the hallway floor flat as a pancake with footprints on him and angry racoons biting on him?
"Kisame are you all right?" she asked and kneeled down beside him pointing at him with a stick.
"Ho..ho..ho...argh..." wa all he was able to say. Rei took his foot and started to pull him up to the playpen room, but the only problem is she diden´t know where the playpen room was.
Thats it for today hope you like it, and please review!