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Chapter 6 – HP is a Slytherin"…Hillary Parker."
Mike swore under his breath, "I thought it was her, damn it, she's different."
"So that's your girl friend," Hermione whispered mockingly
"She's not my freaking girlfriend,"
"SLYTHERIN" that hat yelled. Hillary hopped down and skipped over to the Slytherins, all of them cheering. She plonked her self opposite Malfoy smiling wildly, flirting with all of the boys around her.
"Moine!" Harry and Ron yelled running to the Gryfindor table and sat down opposite her.
"Hey guys, where were you on the train, I didn't see you at the station."
"Oh, we missed it again," Ron, replied
"You didn't steal the car again?" Hermione grinned teasing.
"No, we learnt the first time," it was Harry's turn the answer.
"Good, oh. This is my brother Mike, and my band slash brother's friends, Chris, Tyson and Jason. Guys this is Harry and Ron, my best friends," Hermione introduced them all. They exchanged 'hellos', 'hi's and 'heys'.
Dumbledore went on with the usual welcome speech and finally announced the food; of course the first years were in awe but Mike and Co. had seen it all before and just started eating.
They talked about their holidays and what they were going to do through out the year seeing as they didn't have to study so hard for NEWTs or anything. After the end of the feast they headed up to their common rooms and went straight to bed, well all except Hermione, she stayed up with only her fairy of a conscience to talk to. She sat at her window looking out over the Forest.
'So, are you every going to go to sleep?' Brett asked
'Hey it's not my fault, you told me to eat those Chilly flavoured Tim Tams''Yeah so?'
'One they have chocolate in them and two the chilly flavour is going to keep me up all night, they were nice but still. I'm lucky it's a weekend.'
'Hey, who's that?'
Down on the grass was someone walking towards the forest. Their blonde hair shining in the little light the quarter moon shone down onto the earth.
"Malfoy," she whispered to herself, "What's he doing?"
She grabbed her cloak and tied it around her. Grabbing her wand Hermione ran down stairs quietly and slipped past the people who had fallen asleep where they had dropped tired from the extremely short welcome back party that they had hosted them selves. The Fat Lady wasn't awake so she gently pushed it open trying not to wake her. sneaking around the prefects she headed out side and into the forest where Malfoy had disappeared moments before.
She pulled her hood over her head. There was a small path, which she followed. Slowly it narrowed and the dead twigs of dried bushes snagged and snatched at her night grown. The path got more and more cluttered with leaves showing signs of disturbance. The forest grew thicker, somewhere off in the distance a pack of wolves howled and an owl hooted. A twig snapped behind her, she spun around to face nothing. A bush shaked causing her to jump back, tripping over, she landed on her butt with a thud. Hermione kept her eyes fixed on the bush but noticed scratch marks on the tree beside her out of the corner of her eye. She looked at them and noticed that they had a red liquid smeared across them, it was still wet so what ever had made that was still here, she realised.
Hermione regained her composure and stood up fumbling for her wand. A figure all in black stepped out of the darkness and glided towards her. Her reaction was to step backwards as the figure got closer which she obeyed. She veered off of the path and hit a tree. The figure advanced on her quicker. Suddenly they lunged forward pulling back their hood and cried, "BOO!"
Hermione screamed and bolted not taking a glance at the figures face. She ran and ran, twigs and branches scratched at her face, hair, arms, legs and dress. It was getting darker by the second as she ran blindly further into the forest. She tripped over some fallen branches and was thrown into air and tumbling down the side of a hill. Falling and falling, rolling and rolling, the hill felt like it was never going to end. Finally she landed in a pile of leaves., she just laid there listening for any sound.
It was silent, too silent for the Forbidden Forest, in Hermiones' opinion. The sound of leaves moving stirred above her, like someone sliding down the side of the hill she had fallen down. Hermione tried getting up but her dress was caught on a bunch of thorns of a near by bush. She tugged and tugged but her dress wouldn't budge. It finally ripped and she ran but the person was quicker and grabbed her. she struggled and struggled against them but getting nowhere.
"Jeez Granger, stop struggling, it's only bloody me," The person sneered.
"Oh and you suppose that's going to make me feel better, what are you doing here Malfoy?" she asked and stopped struggling.
"I could ask you the same question Granger," Malfoy sneered
"I was coming to see what you were bloody doing. I could see you from my bedroom window. Now tell me what your doing here."
"None of your business."
"Well I'm making it my business now spill or I'll…I'll…what have you done with my wand?" she cried trying to search her pockets but realising she was still in his arms, "and let go of me!"
He let her go and smirked. She faced him, "ok, what are you up to?"
All he did was hold up her wand and his smirk only grew bigger.
"Alatamara," he yelled and pointed her wand at an ancient stone archway hidden in overgrown vines. The carvings lit up with an eerie yellow-white glow. A small beam of light shot out of the archway and expanded to fill the whole inside of it, then it shank back into a small beam and disappeared, leaving the arch filled with a watery looking substance that was continuously rippling. It set off a faint glow but was enough to light up around where they were.
"What did you do?" Hermione yelled.
"just a little spell. Opened up portal to another place. nothing much," He shrugged.
"Nothing much? Nothing Much! that's it give me my wand back now!" she demanded holding her hand out.
"Ah, ah, ahhhh," he sneered waving a finger in front of her, "No more of that or this little wand goes into the portal."
"You wouldn't."
"Try me." He waved the wand in front of her. he was teasing her, he knew how much she loved it; she was nothing with out it.
She bit her lip watching her wand swing back and forth.
"Stop it Malfoy, just give it back and I won't hurt you."
"Is that a threat, Granger?"
she bit her lip harder glaring at him.
"what do you think?"
"I think it's time for this wand to go bye, bye," he threw it at the portal and it disappeared through the liquid making it shimmer with ripples.
"No!" Hermione wailed, "you bastard."
"Ohh, I'm so scared"
This really pushed her buttons. She grabbed his collar and dragged him towards the arch.
"Where does this go to?" she demanded
"How should I know Granger? You've got all the brains or haven't you figured it out yet? It chooses, so it's unpredictable," he said normally, pretending like it was nothing.
"Well, we'll just have to find out won't we."
"Wait, did you just say we? As in you and me?"
"you got it buster," Hermione pushed him through the portal and followed him, the last thing she heard was the cry, "Hermione! No!" from figures running into the glow of the portal, but then they were gone.
Suddenly she was spinning wildly around, she saw Malfoy a head of her. Her screams of fear were silent and her vision became blurred, like she was all of a sudden dropped into water. The temperature dropped and she became freezing. Everything went black and she was falling straight for a small circle of light, it got larger as she got closer. She reached it and with a bright flash she fell through the air, the sun shining bright above her. she landed right on top of Malfoy who had rolled over and was looking around.
"Oomph," they gasped as Hermione landed on him knocking the wind out of him.
"Ergh," he groaned, "get off of me Granger."
She tried but fell back onto him.
"I can't, you have to move your leg."
"well I can't unless you move your feet.
"I can't unless you move your other leg."
"I can't unless you move your bloody body"
"you have to move your arms"
"move your arms"
"move your hands"
"move your own"
this went on for ten more minutes. they were covered in dirt and leaves but they didn't care as long as they got away from each other.
"ok! Stop it, this is getting us nowhere. how about I lift my self up and you move a bit and we'll try from there," Hermione muttered
"Fine, as long as it gets me away from you."
Hermione pushed herself up and he readjusted his position. She tried to get up and got up on her knees.
"Finally."
She stood up and looked around. They were in the same place they were before; the small gully that Malfoy had found her in, only it was different in a way.
"Where are we?" Malfoy asked looking around; he too was standing.
"Well, by the looks of it we're in the Forbidden Forest only it's day and it looks slightly different."
"no duh. I mean what year."
"well how am I supposed to know?"
"I don't know"
"Well, I don't know either."
"Ahem, I've been waiting for you two. Who opened the portal?" a voice asked behind them.
They spun around to find an old man sitting on a rock near the edge of the trees.
"Prof. Dumbledore?" Hermione gasped.
"The one and only Ms Granger, or should I say, Mrs Malfoy," the older looking Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eye.
'Damn that twinkle, wait did he just call me Mrs MALFOY?'
"Um, maybe I heard wrong but, did you just call me Mrs Malfoy?" she asked puzzled.
"Well, yes. You have three children, one set of twins, boy and girl, and a younger son. You got married ten years ago after graduation. Your friends learned to live with both of your decisions. Your marriage was one of the happiest of the wizarding world; you two love each other so much. Now you two weren't meant to come here and I wasn't really meant to tell you all of that, this mind is starting to get old, now I will just send you two back, and please try and get along, the future depends on it. Now back you go," the portal flashed like it had done before and was once again rippling like water.
Dumbledore urged them through the archway and once they were gone the rippling vanished and the portal was once again empty.
"Are you sure that what we did was right?" he asked the person next to him under an invisibility cloak.
The person lifted the cloak to reveal them selves.
"Remember this is to prevent this future from happening, and that can only be done by the unison of two different people who would at once turn a blind eye to what could be possible if they were to come together. Trust me, this is for the best," the younger Dumbledore said to his older self.
"I guess I will have to trust your judgement as you are me, only younger. You should get back before they get back to the castle, lets just hope that your plan works," the older one said and the portal lit up again.
Once again they landed on top of each other, this time Hermione was on the bottom. The only difference was that they were in a different spot to where they were originally.
"Eww, get off, get off, get OFF OF ME!" Hermione screamed.
"All right Granger, it's not like I want to be on top of you," Draco sneered getting up.
She immediately jumped up and brushed her self off.
"That was just too weird." She said looking around.
She was about to say something else but she felt a hand clasp tight around her mouth silencing her.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am so evil. Hehe.
Don't kill me, I'm innocent, really.
I don't know why I wrote the future part cause I was just typing and not paying attention and that was what came out. Just thought I'd throw in a bit of weirdness I guess, it comes naturally, the weirdness part that is.
Now I have two teachers that make a lemon taste sweet. I also have another that makes what ever is the most sourest and meanest thing in this galaxy taste like sugar. So I had a pretty screwed up day. I think I'll get a stress ball like Aimee suggested.
Anyway, I'm rambling, I think Meggan's rubbing off on me, anyway,
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