'I know your still awake now answer me damn it. Do you like her?' Draco Malfoy's conscience, Brett, asked.
'Will you just get out of my head' Draco thought screamed
'Hey, who's doing the snooping for you?'
'Hey! I didn't ask you to enter her head'
'I'm doing you a favour'
'Like what? Being my bloody fortune cookie?'
'I can look into her mind and see her true thoughts, the ones she doesn't even know she's thinking, her deepest darkest secrets that are a secret even to her.'
'Ah-ha. And I'm the Easter bunny'
'What? Like the cute PJ's you used to wear when Pansy wasn't trying to get you in bed? Oh wait, you still wear them, I forgot'
'I do not'
'It's called denial'
'I don't. Pansy was the one who wore the Easter bunny underwear'
'oh yeah? Then what are you wearing right now?'
'What? I don't know, I just grabbed anything and threw them on this morning, I would have been late if I bothered to see what they had on them'
'Take a look. I bet you they're hot pink with white bunnies and purple bows printed on them'
Draco snuck a quick peek, the curtain was drawn but Madam Pomfrey could come in or Hermione could wake up any moment and see him.
'Aw, shit. I thought I threw them out''That's the problem when Pansy is your number one fan. She dug through your trash and found them, thought you had thrown them out by accident, so she snuck them back in'
'Bloody Pansy, how am I ever going to get rid of her? I know I'm not betrothed to her anymore now that my father has no control over me, but she's like a bloody vulture'
'How about you kiss your crush in front of her.'
'I'm not kissing Hermione'
'AH-HA! I knew it! You do like her, you just admitted it.'
'No I…AW SHIT! You bloody tricked me'
'I'm a genus, I just love myself sometimes'
'More like all of the time'
'I can't help it'
'Oh yeah?'
'Yeah'
'We're getting no where'
'Talking about nowhere. You still haven't figured out what Hermione meant by Fairy'
'So?'
'Did I mention that I told her to call you that?'
'What!'
'Hey! You said that you don't know what that means'
'What does it mean?'
'…'
'Tell me'
'…'
'I know your still there. I can hear you breathing'
'I don't breath'
'Ha, you are there. What does it bloody mean?'
'Promise not to kill me?'
'Yes, now spill'
'Gay'
'I know you are, but what does fairy mean?'
'It means gay. When you call a guy a fairy you saying that their gay'
'…'
'Draco?'
'…'
'Draco?'
'…'
'God damn it answer me Draco.'
'…'
'You promised'
'…'
'I know your still there. I can here you breathing'
'…'
'Ok, didn't work. DRACO!'
'You did WHAT?'
'Crap, I'm dead. I'm getting replaced. The big cheese isn't happy'
'How could you do something like that?'
'Now you have to kiss her to prove that you aren't gay.'
'You sneaky little…'
'Lets keep this between PG and M 15 plus, thank you'
'Yes well, for your information, I've got some R rated dialogue for youof what I'd like to do to you and scream at you too.'
'I can see that. It's running through your mind right now. Man! You have a sick mind…ok, that one was gross…you wouldn't…come on it wasn't that bad…that's all right…that's bloody torture…no, no, no, no, no, no, nnnnnnnooooooooo…EEEEEEWWWWW! That just disgusting…where do you get this stuff?'
'You forgotten what my father is?'
'Oh'
'Yeah, think about it'
"Mr Malfoy, I suggest you get some sleep," Madam Pomfrey suggested.
Draco closed his eyes again and tried drifting off to sleep.
'So…'
'Erg, go away.'
'And then…'
'Not that again. You annoyed me with that all forth year.'
'And then…'
'…'
'And then…'
'…'
'And then…'
'If you say and then one more time I'm gonna come in there and god help you if I find a way to do that.'
'…'
'Finally! Peace and quiet.'
'…'
'Zzzzzz'
'…'
'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN'
'SHUT UP! Go and Pry into Hermione's mind if your bored.'
'Oh now your giving me permission.'
'Yes. Now get lost.'
'Ok. See you at the"Lost Property".'