The Phone Call
The rest of them made there way to the mushroom isle. On there way there they passed a guy named Murphy. Murphy stared at them and went to the manager.
"There's a bunch of weirdo's in the mushroom isle!" Murphy said to the Manager who was named Harold.
"Yeah. I see a lot of weirdo's in the mushroom isle. Said Harold. He then went to poison the bean sprouts with aspartame "heehaw" he said
Meanwhile Sirius was in his room pouting. He decided to call Harry's friend Hermione and complain to her about his day.
"Who is it? What do you want with me?" said Hermione's voice
"It's Sirius Black," said Sirius
"ARG!" yelled Hermione "The mass murder! What do you want with me? I didn't do it! I swear! Do you want me to kill Harry? I will! I will! Just don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me" she started to cry pathetically.
"Ummm…Hermione…I'm innocent remember?" said Sirius
"Oh yeah! Well what do you want? Wait let me guess: The Order of the phoenix Changed there name to the Order of the Mushroom and went off to destroy all mushrooms but they wouldn't let you be the leader because you are wanted by the cops for murder so Dumbledore sent you to your room so you sat in your room pouting and decided to call me and I forgot you were innocent so I freaked out And you reminded me you were innocent so I told you all about you're day and now you're a bit confused. Am I Right?"
"Yeah! Wow! That was a very long sentence! I love long sentences!" said Sirius adoringly "Well that's all I wanted to say. Buh-bye!" He hanged up " What a great girl!"