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NA: sorry I had writers block for the loooooongest time! So here it is….I shall be adding a few more people……Hotaru, my close friend , has a strange fascination with Kaiba….Tammaku…hehe…Tammi…..my older sister, who for some strange reason likes Duke ((shiver))………..and Kitara Wheeler, she's Joey's younger sister…still older than me….wait everyone's older than me….
Kitara: okays now that everyone has been introduced we shall give you the basic summary….
Tammi: I wanna say it! I wanna say it!
NA: ya! I wanna say it!
Tammi: no I wanna say it!
NA: No I do!
Tammi: NO I DO!
NA: me!
Tammi: me!
NA: me!
Tammi: me!
NA: me!
Tammi and NA: memememememememememememememememmemememememememememememememmememememememememememememememmememem((takes drink of soda)) mememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe((deep breath))memememememememememememememememememememememememmemememememememme!
Yami: ((sweat drop)) okay I'll do the intro…..Kena and co steal one of Kaiba's limos he gets it back pink….three days later…what happened in those three days, when he checks out the girls he gets a…um….intresting….story.
Kitara: ((still watching the two fighting)) stupid morons……
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Kaiba: ((grumbles cause he STILL hasn't gotten his paper clips))
((A demented and hyper red head comes bursting in))
Hotaru: KAIBA!
Kaiba: what is it Hotaru? ((He's tried to argue and yell at her before she cried so much people started building another ark))
Hotaru: I need to borrow your limo.
Kaiba: why?
Hotaru: I don't have to tell you everything! YOUR NOT IN CHARGE OF ME! ((runs out))
Kaiba: ugh….teenage hormones…..
Hotaru: ((Runs back)) but seriously I need to limo…..
Kaiba: ((sweat drops))
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((Hotaru, Kena, Kitara, and Tammi, all walk into Kaiba's office, mostly all destroyed and frazzled in appearance))
Kaiba: what happened!
Hotaru: well……….
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Okay so we took the car right…..Kena and Tammi were driving…..
Kena: whoa were in a flashback!
Tammi: that is so hot!
Kitara: that's cool.
Kena: I mean we have seen like, millions of these stupid flashbacks but never been in one….
Kitara: ya now that I think about it, this is kinda creepy….all those people seeing what we did….((turns to audience))
Tammi: ya kinda…..
Hotaru: shut up! Alright, so we took the limo……
real flashback
Kena: so where are we going?
Hotaru: …..I dunno…I just got the limo…..
Tammi: the fun shall start now!
Hotaru: what are you guys gonna do? ((She's kinda scared))
Kena: something stupid and dangerous.
Tammi and Kitara: ((nods enthusiastically))
Hotaru: oi
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Kaiba: and that's it!
Kena: no, Tammi had to visit the little girls room.
((Tammi comes back))
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((Driving in the limo, they pass Serenity))
Tammi: wait go back! that's the hooch My Duke likes!
Kena: yes ma'am ((backs up to much and runs over Serenity)) OH CRAP!
Tammi: my plan is working, to have Kena drive so she will destroy everyone I don't like by accident!
Hotaru: dude we can hear you…….
Kitara: ya…..your starting to freak us out alittle……
Kena: lets go get Yami!
everyone: ((thinks)) she's so cute when she's so naive and innocent…….
interrupts flashback
Kena: I am NOT innocent and naive!
Kitara: awwwwww Kena is angry! How cute…..
Kena: growl
flashback
Kitara: I thought Yami was sent to the shadow realm……
Kena: yes I "Persuaded" the writer to bring my love back! And to send Yuugi to the shadow realm in his place.
Hotaru: okay ((Drives the limo to Yuugi's))
Kena: ((Shoves her head out the window)) YAMI!
Yami: ((runs out in bunny pjs))
((Kena drags Yami into the car and they drive off))
Tammi: so what now?
Mia appears
Kitara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH kill her!
((Tammi takes over the wheel and chases Mia to a boat))
Mia: see ya suckers! ((hops on the boat, the limo doesn't stop and drives into the water.))
((Everyone was floating, including Yami))
Kitara: how are you gonna explain this to Kaiba?
Hotaru: why am I the one explaining this to him!
Tammi: because he's madly in love with you…..
((So since the limo was…..about 2000 leagues under water they had to buy a new limo so Kaiba wouldn't get mad))
Limo salesman: we only have limos in pink.
Tammi: Kaiba is gonna kill us………
Kena: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE! WHEN WE WREAKED THE LIMO OR WHEN WE RETURN THE LIMO PINK!
((after much arguing they finally returned the limo))
Kaiba: you have got to be kidding…………
Hotaru: we never kid about destruction………….
Tammi: yup, so were not in trouble, right?
Kaiba: noooooooooo! You owe me money for driving MY car into the bay.
Tammi: but we bought you a new one!
Kaiba: how did you afford that?
Kena: we found you credit cards in the glove boxes.
Kaiba: what happened to Yami?
Kena: he went home saying that we are the weirdest chicks he ever seen.
Kaiba: for once I agree with that Neanderthal.
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NA: so I hoped you liked it!