The next morning Sirius woke up before everyone else to get his revenge on those who had kicked him out of the only sociable thing he had done in a very long time. Nobody does that and gets away with it. He needed the perfect revenge.
He grabbed a banana and sneaked into Mr. Weasley room. He shoved the banana into Mr. Weasley's mouth and laughed as he choked. Mr. Weasley took the banana out of his mouth and hit Sirius in the head with it. He then passed out dead.
"Oopsies." Said Sirius innocently as if he were innocent. He then ran downstairs to eat breakfast.
Since Mr. Weasley was only temporarily dead he soon came down for breakfast. But first he beat the yogurt out of Sirius who was 58 percent yogurt.
When everybody was done fighting they all sat down at the table to eat breakfast.
"Dad?" said Ron "Can I join the Order of the Mushroom?"
"You'll have to audition." Answered Mr. Weasley.
"How?" asked Ron who was surprised cuz usually he couldn't join anything.
"You get up in front of everyone and sing a song. If the judges think youre good you'll move on to the next round! Really! You should at least watch the show and figure out what to do before you come auditioning." Said Mr. Weasley.
"Yeah… Sure." Said Ron. He then stood up in front of everyone and sang toxic by Britney Spears.
"AAAGGGGHHHH!" screamed various people. Everybody covered their ears and some even ran away from the house screaming their poor heads off. Dumbledore dropped dead. But that's ok cuz nobody likes Dumbledore.
Sirius saved the day by grabbing a chunk of cement and beating Ron senseless with it.
"Jesus lord almighty!" screeched Mr. Weasley "Not only can't you be in the order, but I am kicking you out of the house!" He then kicked Ron out of the house.
Ron then roamed through the lands looking for a new home. He was adopted by a family of wild graham crackers.