The horrors of a lizard

by iamanidiot

Gaara is freaked out by a lizard in his room. The lizard got thrown out of the window and now it wants revenge. The sand sibs bashingmainly Gaara's is not meant to be offending. It's just for fun. Please read and flame.

2. The lizards begin to plan

Note: I SUCK AT STORIES! PLEASE FLAME! \/ Most of the first chapter is based on a true story.

Disclaimer: Why would a disclaimer be here if I owned Naruto?

A message to Burned Red.: Gaara was screaming in a really, really high pitched voice.

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The next morning the sand sibs decided to take out the tail of the lizard (Ralf). They just threw it out the window and 5 minutes later, the ants carried it away.

Of course, after seeing this Ralf was very, very mad. He liked his tail!

Since Ralf was so mad, he wanted to get revenge on the sand sibs, mainly Gaara.

Unfortunately, Ralf was really retarded so he couldn't think of anything. So he simply decided to go into Gaara's room again and scare the out of him again.

So that night, Ralf went into Gaara's room again, but this time Gaara saw him before he could get halfway into the room.

Again, Gaara screaming his high-pitched girly screamed that scared the out of everyone in the house.

Everyone ran into Gaara's room thinking that there had to be something very wrong to make him scream like that, but were surprised to the that same lizard again.

Screaming like a very little girl, Gaara jumped into Kankuro's arms. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!SAVE ME!" he screamed.

Poor Ralf was once again thrown out the window and this time they sealed up the window so that no lizards can get in.

So Ralf began planning again.

He decided to just right out attack them. (Now how would a lizard do that? o.O)

Ralf ran away to all his friends and told them to come with him. When they asked why, he told them the about the "unjust" treatment.

After hearing his story, they all agreed. So off they went to the sand sibs' house.

The first thing they did was put this so-called "horrible chemical" into Gaara's shampoo. Then, they put "super sticky stuff"(o.O) in his toothpaste. (ain't it sad?) Then, they planned to attack.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Idiot: cry cry Why are my chapters so short? Anyways, these ideas are just spurs of the moment so they can be pretty bad. Heck, I can't even guarantee that I'll write another chapter. Well, for this one I will. Please don't forget to flame me!