The horrors of a lizard

by iamanidiot

Gaara is freaked out by a lizard in his room. The lizard got thrown out of the window and now it wants revenge. The sand sibs bashingmainly Gaara's is not meant to be offending. It's just for fun. Please read and flame.

3. The lizards' plan was to

Note: I forgot to update for a while. XP

Warning: There will be lots of DUN DUN DUNs! Read at your own risk. And do not sue me if you found that this story was total waste of time. And brain cells.

Disclaimer: I already told you that I don't own Naruto, so LEAVE ME ALONE!WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT FROM ME!

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That night, when Gaara was taking a shower, he noticed that his shampoo color looked a little paler.

DUN DUN DUN!

But of course, being the person Gaara is, he didn't care. So he just used the shampoo, not realizing he was doing just what the "evil" lizards wanted him to do.

DUN DUN DUN!

After his shower, he began to brush his teeth. When me put the toothbrush with the toothpaste on it into his mouth, he went like, "What the heck? Why's my toothbrush stuck to my teeth?"

He tried to pull it out, but the toothbrush would not come out.

DUN DUN DUN!

He was now in a general state of panic. He was wondering is the toothbrush would ever come out of his mouth and who did this EVIL thing.

Of course, he never suspected the lizards. I mean, really, who would that lizards can be so dangerous?

He ran out of the bathroom screaming for his brother and sister. They ran over, wondering what was it that made his screams so muffled.

When they finally got to Gaara they couldn't understand a word he was saying.

"HEPH MEH OO GOOYS!"

"What? We can't understand you. Take that stupid toothbrush out of your mouth."

"BUD I CA-!" All this panicking made Gaara choke on the glue contaminated toothbrush.

"OMG!ARE YOU OK?"

"choke choke, gag gagNO I'M NOT!"

Now, 3 hours later, after a long time of explaining, Temari and Kankuro finally understood what Gaara was trying to say.

They began to pull at the toothbrush, hoping it would come out, but it didn't. Plus, Gaara didn't want to lose any teeth.

So they just told him to rinse out whatever he can and go to sleep.

Of course, sleeping with a toothbrush in your mouth can't be all that comfortable. So Gaara didn't get much sleep. But to make it worse, DUN DUN DUN!THE LIZARDS CAME!

DUN DUN DUN!

They came to set part 2 of their EVIL plan to work.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What is the 2nd part of their EVIL plan?

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The world may never know. Well, at least not till my next chapter's up.

Idiot: Sorry, this wasn't a very humorous chapter. I'll try to make the next one better.

PLEASE FLAME!