Note: I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! I WASN'T IN THE MOOD AND
I FORGOT! T.T Please forgive me…
btw, I got a short story about my lizardy classmate on the end of this chapter.
Disclaimer: No, sadly I don't own Naruto. Ain't it sad?
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Chapter 4
That night, as Gaara was trying to get some sleep, the lizards came and decided to pull on his toothbrush. (Remember, it's suck in w/ glue)
The lizards snuck in and pulled as hard as they could on the toothbrush.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Temari and Kankuro rushed to their younger brother's room.
Seeing the scene before them, they burst out laughing.
There were a bunch of lizards "innocently" sitting next to a very blood-covered Gaara who had just lost 3 or more teeth and holding a very bloody toothbrush.
The lizards scuttled away as Gaara's older siblings rushed over to shoo them away.
After Gaara regained consciousness, they began questioning him. At the moment, he looks like this: T.T
"I don't know what happened…they just all of a sudden appeared out of the middle of nowhere and started to pull on the toothbrush…I TOLD YOU ALL THAT LIZARDS ARE EVIL AND OUT TO GET US!"
Gaara began to run around in circles screaming that over and over again.
Then finally, Kankuro decided to trip him.
Unfortunately, that did not shut in up. Now Gaara was ranting on about how Kankuro was so cruel to him when he just suffered horrible pain.
Though it was 1 hour later, they got Gaara to go back to sleep in his room. His once lizard covered room.
---------in the hallway on the way to Temari's room--------
"That was sad, but you gotta admit, that was pretty funny."
"Yeah, our lil' bro just got owned by a couple of lizards."
"You think they will attack us?"
"The lizards?"
"Yeah"
in unison"NAH!"
And so, the night drags on. Gaara, alone in his room, whimpering and panicking, and occasionally shooing a lizard to two away, Temari and Kankuro totally unaware of the lizards' horrors, and the lizards…the lizards…erm…still evil.
shoe flies in THAT WAS A CRAPPY ENDING!AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Narrator: Why, I am the narrator. As my script says.
Guy: Oh, woops, sorry. shuffles away hurriedly
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Idiot: Well, that was an interesting ending. Don't you agree? And poor Gaara can't seem to convince his bro and sis that those lizards are just pure evil. Anyways, that was the chapter after so long of not updating. YAY! THE LONGEST CHAPPY I EVER WROTE! (Probably because of the ending story I have.)
Here's what I have to tell you all. (or whoever is taking time to read this part)
I have a classmate, and he looks like a lizards. Maybe he is. Maybe he is planning to one day take over the world with his evilness. Well anyways, I nick-named him Lizard, but he was Chinese, so I nick-named him Chinese Lizard. Then one day, he got a part in a play and the character he was playing was talking about Star Wars. So now his nick-name is Chinese Space Lizard. This week, he has to take the tray to our table everyday, so now he is (for this week only) Chinese Space Tray Lizard. Then, in a conversation we were having, I said something about him being magical, and now his final nick-name is Magical Chinese Space Tray Lizard.
There, that was my story about my lizardy classmate.
PLEASE FLAME!