A/N: Sorry about taking so long to write, school started and I've been busy with homework and clubs, and other junk…However, Fetchie might get on my case if I don't keep this up! Love you, Fetchie! Dedication: rinny08, with good reason(grumble) check it out at her note! By the way, I am so SORRY about not posting. School's getting tough and I have other stuff to do too! Forgive me!
Obi-wan's Lover: First, I'm happy you do! Second, not really a stone, he was just protecting himself from others! Third, thank you so much for the compliment, it means a lot to me. I love this story too, because its ideas from my friends and mine put together! Sorry about the updating!
MrsMeghanSnape: I hope you don't wake up your dad this time either! I'm hoping to keep it up, why don't you tell me?
Varcolaci: Sirius and Trelawney seemed like the perfect couple to make total mayhem with…Hmmm, that's not a bad idea!
fetch-thrandulion: Hello, my benevolent dictator! Finally, you have risen from the depths of the Library. Are you still laughing?
Lovers-of-Darkness: YAY, right back atcha!
Becky: You try writing something and get back to me on it!
slytherinsess: Thanks, and welcome to my elite group of reviews!
abs: Alas, here we go again. To think that I am the depressing one of Fantasy Club, and I write Humor stories. It's very ironic.
hpfreak457: Welcome to the world of no sanity. Say good-bye to it now. Hope you read the rest of this!
rinny08: I live in Pitt, horrible place it is! You win (grumble) and there's your name for like, the third time!
Legfodopip: This is the only time I will talk to you through reviews, because I am going to wring Julie's neck for this. Damn her! But she own Scarlen, so I can't do anything. In my story, I tweaked things. Students and other people can't, but the teachers and Headmaster can! It's Easier for everyone. I know it's imperious! I'm sorry people!
The sun shone into her eyes as she opened them slowly. "Is she alive?" someone asked, a somewhat familiar voice seeping through.
"Can we eat it now? I'm starving," another familiar voice said loudly.
"Oh, shut up, Remus, same goes to you Sirius. Now let me sleep!" Hermione said, pulling the covers over her head to shield her eyes from Remus's light.
Severus's voice came in and walked over. "Come on, sweetheart, you're late for classes,"
"WHAT!" Hermione screamed. She jumped out of bed and raced out the door, but ran into Harry.
"Whoa, Hermione, slow down. It's Christmas, remember?" Harry said, chuckling slightly, while Severus, Sirius, Remus, Ron and Ginny(who were behind Harry) laughed at her bed hair.
"Shut up, I hate my hair, it is the worst thing to live on this world, now who cooked this up?"
Everyone pointed at Sirius who looked around innocently and said with a loud, sarcastic voice, "Who, me? I would never do that to you, Hermione, you're like a daughter to me, and you're smart, beautiful, and most of all, the sex—"
"Ok, conserve energy and go bother someone else. I just woke up," Hermione said, as she pulled a brush through a storm of tangles in her hair.
"Oh, and Hermione, would you call me a sarcastic man?" Sirius said, before laughing at her expression.
"No, I think you're sardonic," she said, glaring at him.
"And that is…?"
"Sarcastic, you imbecile,"
"Then why didn't you say so?"
She sighed and he walked off, his laughter bouncing in the hallways, and Hermione shook her head as Severus saw everybody else out as they said their 'Happy New Years' to them.
Severus looked at her and said, "Ok, well, that was a great morning! How about we go to Zonko's today?"
Hermione looked at him with a mischievous smile. "Oh, no. What are you going to do now?" Severus said, moving away slowly, his smile widening into a grin.
"Got any potions to mix?" she said slyly, making Severus take her in his arms. "You know I love you when you go Slytherin on me?"
"What about Gryffindor?"
"That works too," he said, before leaning in and giving her a long passionate kiss. Hermione sighed afterwards. "Actually, they're expecting it. So I'll do nothing and pretend I've done something, and see if their mental intelligence can tell them anything,"
"If it's them, I'm guessing they're going to be pretty anxious tonight?"
"Oh yes, and I will watch gleefully,"
Severus smiled at the soft woman. "I love you, sweetheart,"
"I love you too," she said, looking into his eyes, and he saw in her eyes and expression he had never seen before.
"What's this look?"
"Realization dawning,"
"Of what, love,"
"That we're getting married and having a child,"
"It's amazing, right?"
"Very much so,"
Then, Dumbledore walked in, the door banging, snapping the pair out of their trance. "So, when are you finally going to go with Ginny to the meeting?"
"Oh, bloody hell! I'm late!"
"Hermione, how nice of you to join us," a somber-faced girl said, as Hermione appeared before them. Then, all the girls exploded into laughter. "Ok, take a seat,"
"Ok, we need to get working on beating the boys. They won last night's game, let's win this one tonight. I'm told the teachers are joining,"
"What are we doing again?" a girl asked.
"For the fourth time, we are going to play dodgeball, only with water balloons,"
"Oh," the girl said. She quieted and then spoke up. "Let's practice!"
For a couple hours, the girls threw water balloons at each other, acting like the water balloons weren't actually going to be filled with paint later. Finally, the male population of the school began to file in. The girls, already soaked, magically got dry, and began to glare at the guys, who were glaring back.
The girls wore a light pink spaghetti-strap shirt with jean shorts, while the men had on baggy shirts from various sellers, and were wearing basketball shorts worn down low. (A/N: By the way, if you do wear your shorts down low to show boxers, SHAME ON YOU!)
"ATTACK!" a girl named Julia said. Her black hair, usually put into a ponytail, was now loose, but you could still see the two scars that looked like fang marks. She was perfectly normal, by this meaning, she was completely insane. Hermione watched as her friend, the vampire, threw a pink balloon filled with neon green paint.
Then, the entire school gasped as Severus Snape, who had been stalking Hermione slowly, get hit on the top of the head with a neon green balloon.
Severus took the pink balloon out of his now neon green hair, and then conjured up a black balloon, and it popped on top of Hermione's head. Bright pink paint poured upon her head and she screamed, "Watch out for thee!" as she threw multiple paint balloons at Severus, while everyone else cried out in paint-filled chaos.
Finally, when everyone was covered from head to toe in varying colors of paint, Hermione muttered a spell and everyone left completely spotless. Hermione sat down on her bed, and sighed deeply. Then she felt a sharp pain in her abdomen. She looked down and saw blood on the sheets.
"Oh, God, no!" she screamed, racing towards the Hospital Wing.
TBC (A/N: Sorry, guys, cliffhanger. Be happy!)