Jack was walking towards Sam's office again. Sam was so going down. Seeing as he was her commanding officer, he had some privileges. Forcing her to go boxing with Teal'c was one... Jack slammed the door to her lab open.

"Carter!" Sam winced and started explaining.

"I know that girl guides isn't exactly your thing, sir, but you should have heard how desperate Cassie was getting to see you guys. She told me to use what ever it took to get you guys to come. She even gave me a photo that she took at one of Janet's parties to blackmail you with.." Sam's eyes were pleading.

Jack gave in. He wasn't going to get her. This time.

"Excuse me? What photo?"

"One um, from Janet's Christmas party, where you and Daniel got drunk and dancing on the coffee table just as the coffee table was breaking. That and your pants were falling off. I seem to recall something about Rudolph boxers?"

"Cassie was there?"

"Yup."

Maybe Sam wasn't going to get off so easily...


It was Thursday and Janet was driving Sam, Cassie, Daniel and Himself out the next day in her tiny Sunfire car. Jack felt that it was time to start packing, seeing as how they were leaving from work the next day. He grabbed his black duffle bag, and after throwing in his clothes and the bare necessities, he grabbed a beer and headed off to watch t.v.

After watching several Armageddon style movies, Jack nodded off.

Jack woke up disoriented staring at his ceiling. Jack looked at his watched. 10:30. He was so going to hear about this one from Daniel...


Janet's car was defiantly not meant to hold four adults and a kid, especially when the two smallest people, Janet and Cassie were in the front seat. And, as we all know, whoever drives in the front seat gets to choose the music. After the 3 hour car ride, Jack had heard all that he ever wanted to and more of Kelly Clarkson.

The turn in road after the sign of Camp Hawthorn was a very bumpy road in a mountainous area, with the lake at the center. Sam was stuck in the middle of Daniel and Jack. After every sharp turn she was sure that she had left bruises on the guys. Oh well. They forced her to sit in the middle. They'd survive.

They pulled into the camp parking lot. And all of the adults got out as fast as they could, but Cassie was even faster. She was standing by the trunk, almost vibrating with excitement.

As soon as the trunk was opened, Cassie grabbed her bags than ran ahead to where the other girls were up ahead in a clearing. The others smiled, grabbed their bags and split what was left: a lantern, three tents, and firewood. They were the last group of people to arrive at camp, so when they go there, they hiked a short distance and came into view of the lake. Along the tree line, there were cabins which special activities would be taking place.

In the middle of the field there was a totem pole. Daniel immediately went to look at it. Only seconds later he came back.

"There's writing on it!" Daniel hissed at Jack.

"That sounds significant."

"It is."

"Does the word vandalism mean anything to you?"

"Jack...It's written in ancient!"


A/N: Hehehe...Predictions anyone?

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