Hi again, I'm back! There was a lot of response last chapter; that makes me
so happy! Eeeee! Anyway...(tries, and fails, to regain dignity) There really
aren't that many YYH threesomes out there, and at this moment, I can't
think of any that I have read on FF.net, bad or good. (Of course, lately
I've been reading mostly Weiss Kruez and Gundam Wing yaoi...) Anyway, though,
if anyone is bored and looking for a good fic, check my favorites page;
there's some really good stuff on there. I'm king of eclectic in my
readings, so there's a lot of different genres there. Oh, but everyone
needs to read the fic "K and H" if you haven't already. (I think it's on my
fav. Page, if it isn't, let me know and I'll put it there) Anyway, the
thing is, that ifc was written as a joke – don't take it seriously, guys, I
mean it or you'll all be really pissed that I made you read it – and the
writing really isn't all that great, but it's only a one shot, so read it
till the end and I guarantee you'll find it hilarious.
Warnings: This is yaoi and I own nothing. Don't let the ninjas get you.
Yusuke couldn't keep the glare off his face or the annoying (embarrassing) pout from his lip as he sat on the bed squeezing a pillow as if it were a person he wished to throttle and watching Kurama iron a suit. Not even the way the late afternoon light coming through the window played off the other demon's silken red hair was enough to detract from his anger, although his lover looked as gorgeous and edible as ever. Maybe more so – there was something fairly sensual in the way he preformed household chores.
"This is stupid and I refuse." He spat finally, ears laid back flat against his head, claws gigging into the poor, helpless pillow.
Kurama didn't bother looking up. "You cannot refuse; you have already given me your word." He replied with infuriating calm.
"What choice did I have?" He growled angrily. "I was helpless with you acting like some drunken prom date! I would have agreed to anything to get you out of your pants!"
"Nevertheless, you did agree and thus you will not be permitted renounce your decision."
"Damn it, Kurama!" He slammed a fist down on the bed. "I ain't goin' back to school!"
Kurama ignored the announcement, merely glancing at his youngest lover and gracefully brushing long strands of hair over his shoulder with a graceful sweep of his hand before returning to his task.
Arguing was no use if he refused to argue back!
"Look, I'm old enough that the law can't force me to go – not to mention I had practically dropped out long before I ever came to live here. There's really no reason whatsoever for me to go – it's not like we're even staying in the human world permanently anyway."
"How old are you, my dear?" He asked calmly.
"Almost nineteen; you know that."
"Hmm, yes. And how old am I?"
"Um...really, really old?"
"Yes, I suppose, by your standards."
"What's the point s'possed to be? I must be missing it entirely; unless you're trying to say that our relationship makes you some kind of demon pedophile...it doesn't does it?" He asked, suddenly afraid. "Are we gonna' have problems when we leave the human world? Are you having issues about our age differences? Are you going to feel guilty and leave? Can I still keep Hiei? Is there going to be some type of weird demon-lover custody battle?"
"Yusuke," He chuckled, "You think of such odd things. Clearly you are adult and able to make your own decisions, whatever the physical age of your body – which, by the way, is much different than it was before your transformation. No, my love, I was merely trying to point out that I am older than you, and yet I am still going to a human school. We must learn about the world around us in order to keep from making stupid and perhaps dangerous blunders. Besides, the law can force you to go, and I am not speaking of human law."
Yusuke blinked a few times, completely caught off guard. "Huh?"
"Whatever you may have previously believed, there are a few demons who make their homes in the world of the humans. They bear humankind no grievance and make their lives peacefully and uneventfully and they must have a human education, by law, to be able to more fully assimilate themselves into human society. Also, they must have their souls born into human bodies, as I did, although there is much paperwork involved for those doing it officially, rather than slipping in as I did."
"Hiei doesn't have to go to school."
"Hiei has never possessed a human body. You and I have, although yours is apparently gone forever."
Yusuke grew silent, thinking. Kurama really was impossible to argue with. Finally he asked the only thing he could think to ask.
"The demons are always peaceful here?"
"No, of course not, however there are strict rules and punishments for those who attempt to gain power in this world. We must be discreet, anonymous. Those who attempt to gain power and fame are swiftly dealt with. They are not all necessarily evil, understand, they just cannot be permitted to unduly influence humans."
"Example?"
"Well..." His brow knit. "Hitler, the 'magician' Merlin, Elvis...take Napoleon, for example. He was demon, originally, and his soul still languishes in a spiritworld prison."
"Napoleon? Really?" Yusuke thought about it for a moment. "Was he the same kind as Hiei, by any chance?"
Kurama looked at his with a startled, confused expression. "I...I do not know, actually. Why?"
"Well, they're the same height."
Kurama smiled, then began to chuckle quietly.
Hiei looked up with a scowl as he finally heard his two lovers come down stairs, for a moment forgetting his annoyance at the sight of them dressed in freshly pressed school uniforms. There was just something altogether too enticing about the thought of them as school boys which threw him off balance.
"This is stupid and I refuse."
"Hiei, if you believe you will be so bored by yourself you are welcome to come with us; but you cannot refuse to allow us to go." Kurama sighed. Hiei wondered if Yusuke had put up as much of a fight as he was about to – what was he supposed to do with his days with neither of his lovers to keep him entertained?
"Never." He snorted.
"Well, then..."
"This is sheer idiocy – why do we not just leave this world, rather than waste our time in such a way?"
"You promised, Hiei, that you wouldn't give me any more trouble about returning to Makai until after my mother has passed away or it becomes too obvious that I do not age as humans do." The redhead scolded. "Besides, we agreed that Yusuke needs time to adjust to his new form before releasing him into makai."
"I'm not a pet, you know."
"Hush, kitten, the grown ups are talking." Hiei's lips curved into a small, satisfied smirk at the look of rage his "kitten" shot him, but he otherwise pretended to ignore it, locked in a battle of wills with his fox – until he 2was distracted by Yusuke covering his beautiful, long and graceful, velvety furred ears with a black bandana. He rounded on the boy angrily. "What are you doing?" And his tail! His beautiful tail was wrapped around his waist wike some kind of cheap belt meant for a preadolescent girl!
"Humans do not have large furry cat ears, my dear." Kurama reminded him quietly. "He must hide them."
"Yeah, I must!"
He clenched his teeth in attempt to keep from violence. "But they're my favorite part..."
"Favorite?" Yusuke and Kurama asked as one, both raising their eyebrows in almost identical expressions of doubt.
He sputtered a moment before finding an answer. "Favorite...not covered by clothing...usually...oh, shut the hell up already!"
"Someone's got a napoleon complex." Yusuke snickered.
Amazingly, Kurama began to giggle, then bent over double with laughter. Grinning, Yusuke took the two bagged lunched Hiei had grudgingly made for them from the counter and began leading the redhead to the door, stopping only long enough to give Hiei a lingering kiss that made the shorter demon seriously regret his decision not to go with them.
Perhaps he should think about reconsidering his decision.
"Yusuke, my love, please stop growling. You're earning stares."
"I don't wanna be here."
"Now now, no more of this. You agreed, did you not? And think of all the opportunities we will have to slip away into a restroom or janitor's closet."
"Look at them whisper. They all know what I am, I bet." He countered, shooting his lover a scowl, hand moving involuntarily to the black silk bandana they had received special permission from the school board (whose president was also a demon) for him to wear with his uniform to cover his ears with.
"They stare merely because you are a true specimen of beauty – one which will not stop growling! It is unusual, undoubtedly."
"You're the pretty one." He grumbled.
"Yusuke," Kurama gave a small laugh, hand coming up to rest on his lover's shoulder. "I do believe you are merely looking for excuses to argue. Do you have me confused with Hiei? It is not battle which turns me on, you know, and if you want me, you need only ask."
Yusuke missed a step, and Kurama laughed again.
"Perhaps we could lay down our jackets under a tree and..."
"Kurama! What do you think you're trying to do!?! Damn it, I ain't stone!"
"Forgive my teasings, my dear. But look; we have reached the front steps of the school and you have not burst into flame – perhaps you will survive this after all. Come, let us go inside and see what beast awaits us." He chuckled; teasing Yusuke always lightened his mood. He had agreed to transfer schools with Yusuke so the boy would not have to be alone in a new environment. Hiei had actually been the one to insist that, rather than go to the school Kurama had attended for all of his high-school career they go to a different one; putting them both on equal footing, with both having to endure a new situation. It had taken Kurama days to persuade his mother, who was still, after nearly two years, upset over his moving out to live with Hiei, to allow him to transfer. It hadn't been as if he could give her his real reasons! It had also been Hiei who had insisted that Kurama and Yusuke keep their relationship private – two very attractive boys sleeping together was enough to cause them no end of trouble, after all.
Besides, he was probably the tiniest bit jealous he wasn't involved, despite the fact he adamantly refused to participate.
"Anyway, you may have fun here, kitten. I have heard the schools in Nerima have a definite reputation for a large number of school fights."
"Even I got more honor than to fight some weakling human." He growled, allowing himself to be lead into the school building.
Kurama sighed quietly under his breath and fished the schedule he and his youngest lover shared from the pocket of his stiff uniform pants, memorizing the number of their homeroom class quickly before turning Yusuke in the right direction. He doubted that even Yusuke noticed his check – undoubtedly it looked as if he just knew exactly what he was doing, where he was going, all along.
Hiei scowled and glanced at the clock, scowl growing as he realized that it had only been a matter of minutes since his lovers had left, not hours as he had thought. He sat on the couch, watching the television and feeling completely foolish. Laziness was such a waste, but he'd already had his morning workout, and without his lovers or a mission there really wasn't anything better to do.
Gods he was bored.
To Be Continued
Had to stop it here because I don't want the next part to be separated. Someone please send me the correct spelling of Yusuke's last name and Kurama's, too. (Um, yeah, the last name of the human form...) I'll look them up on my own if I have time, but I need them and there's no guarantee I'll get around to it any time soon. I need to get some rewritable cds, then I'll be able to type these up on my laptop and post more often.
Ja
Warnings: This is yaoi and I own nothing. Don't let the ninjas get you.
Yusuke couldn't keep the glare off his face or the annoying (embarrassing) pout from his lip as he sat on the bed squeezing a pillow as if it were a person he wished to throttle and watching Kurama iron a suit. Not even the way the late afternoon light coming through the window played off the other demon's silken red hair was enough to detract from his anger, although his lover looked as gorgeous and edible as ever. Maybe more so – there was something fairly sensual in the way he preformed household chores.
"This is stupid and I refuse." He spat finally, ears laid back flat against his head, claws gigging into the poor, helpless pillow.
Kurama didn't bother looking up. "You cannot refuse; you have already given me your word." He replied with infuriating calm.
"What choice did I have?" He growled angrily. "I was helpless with you acting like some drunken prom date! I would have agreed to anything to get you out of your pants!"
"Nevertheless, you did agree and thus you will not be permitted renounce your decision."
"Damn it, Kurama!" He slammed a fist down on the bed. "I ain't goin' back to school!"
Kurama ignored the announcement, merely glancing at his youngest lover and gracefully brushing long strands of hair over his shoulder with a graceful sweep of his hand before returning to his task.
Arguing was no use if he refused to argue back!
"Look, I'm old enough that the law can't force me to go – not to mention I had practically dropped out long before I ever came to live here. There's really no reason whatsoever for me to go – it's not like we're even staying in the human world permanently anyway."
"How old are you, my dear?" He asked calmly.
"Almost nineteen; you know that."
"Hmm, yes. And how old am I?"
"Um...really, really old?"
"Yes, I suppose, by your standards."
"What's the point s'possed to be? I must be missing it entirely; unless you're trying to say that our relationship makes you some kind of demon pedophile...it doesn't does it?" He asked, suddenly afraid. "Are we gonna' have problems when we leave the human world? Are you having issues about our age differences? Are you going to feel guilty and leave? Can I still keep Hiei? Is there going to be some type of weird demon-lover custody battle?"
"Yusuke," He chuckled, "You think of such odd things. Clearly you are adult and able to make your own decisions, whatever the physical age of your body – which, by the way, is much different than it was before your transformation. No, my love, I was merely trying to point out that I am older than you, and yet I am still going to a human school. We must learn about the world around us in order to keep from making stupid and perhaps dangerous blunders. Besides, the law can force you to go, and I am not speaking of human law."
Yusuke blinked a few times, completely caught off guard. "Huh?"
"Whatever you may have previously believed, there are a few demons who make their homes in the world of the humans. They bear humankind no grievance and make their lives peacefully and uneventfully and they must have a human education, by law, to be able to more fully assimilate themselves into human society. Also, they must have their souls born into human bodies, as I did, although there is much paperwork involved for those doing it officially, rather than slipping in as I did."
"Hiei doesn't have to go to school."
"Hiei has never possessed a human body. You and I have, although yours is apparently gone forever."
Yusuke grew silent, thinking. Kurama really was impossible to argue with. Finally he asked the only thing he could think to ask.
"The demons are always peaceful here?"
"No, of course not, however there are strict rules and punishments for those who attempt to gain power in this world. We must be discreet, anonymous. Those who attempt to gain power and fame are swiftly dealt with. They are not all necessarily evil, understand, they just cannot be permitted to unduly influence humans."
"Example?"
"Well..." His brow knit. "Hitler, the 'magician' Merlin, Elvis...take Napoleon, for example. He was demon, originally, and his soul still languishes in a spiritworld prison."
"Napoleon? Really?" Yusuke thought about it for a moment. "Was he the same kind as Hiei, by any chance?"
Kurama looked at his with a startled, confused expression. "I...I do not know, actually. Why?"
"Well, they're the same height."
Kurama smiled, then began to chuckle quietly.
Hiei looked up with a scowl as he finally heard his two lovers come down stairs, for a moment forgetting his annoyance at the sight of them dressed in freshly pressed school uniforms. There was just something altogether too enticing about the thought of them as school boys which threw him off balance.
"This is stupid and I refuse."
"Hiei, if you believe you will be so bored by yourself you are welcome to come with us; but you cannot refuse to allow us to go." Kurama sighed. Hiei wondered if Yusuke had put up as much of a fight as he was about to – what was he supposed to do with his days with neither of his lovers to keep him entertained?
"Never." He snorted.
"Well, then..."
"This is sheer idiocy – why do we not just leave this world, rather than waste our time in such a way?"
"You promised, Hiei, that you wouldn't give me any more trouble about returning to Makai until after my mother has passed away or it becomes too obvious that I do not age as humans do." The redhead scolded. "Besides, we agreed that Yusuke needs time to adjust to his new form before releasing him into makai."
"I'm not a pet, you know."
"Hush, kitten, the grown ups are talking." Hiei's lips curved into a small, satisfied smirk at the look of rage his "kitten" shot him, but he otherwise pretended to ignore it, locked in a battle of wills with his fox – until he 2was distracted by Yusuke covering his beautiful, long and graceful, velvety furred ears with a black bandana. He rounded on the boy angrily. "What are you doing?" And his tail! His beautiful tail was wrapped around his waist wike some kind of cheap belt meant for a preadolescent girl!
"Humans do not have large furry cat ears, my dear." Kurama reminded him quietly. "He must hide them."
"Yeah, I must!"
He clenched his teeth in attempt to keep from violence. "But they're my favorite part..."
"Favorite?" Yusuke and Kurama asked as one, both raising their eyebrows in almost identical expressions of doubt.
He sputtered a moment before finding an answer. "Favorite...not covered by clothing...usually...oh, shut the hell up already!"
"Someone's got a napoleon complex." Yusuke snickered.
Amazingly, Kurama began to giggle, then bent over double with laughter. Grinning, Yusuke took the two bagged lunched Hiei had grudgingly made for them from the counter and began leading the redhead to the door, stopping only long enough to give Hiei a lingering kiss that made the shorter demon seriously regret his decision not to go with them.
Perhaps he should think about reconsidering his decision.
"Yusuke, my love, please stop growling. You're earning stares."
"I don't wanna be here."
"Now now, no more of this. You agreed, did you not? And think of all the opportunities we will have to slip away into a restroom or janitor's closet."
"Look at them whisper. They all know what I am, I bet." He countered, shooting his lover a scowl, hand moving involuntarily to the black silk bandana they had received special permission from the school board (whose president was also a demon) for him to wear with his uniform to cover his ears with.
"They stare merely because you are a true specimen of beauty – one which will not stop growling! It is unusual, undoubtedly."
"You're the pretty one." He grumbled.
"Yusuke," Kurama gave a small laugh, hand coming up to rest on his lover's shoulder. "I do believe you are merely looking for excuses to argue. Do you have me confused with Hiei? It is not battle which turns me on, you know, and if you want me, you need only ask."
Yusuke missed a step, and Kurama laughed again.
"Perhaps we could lay down our jackets under a tree and..."
"Kurama! What do you think you're trying to do!?! Damn it, I ain't stone!"
"Forgive my teasings, my dear. But look; we have reached the front steps of the school and you have not burst into flame – perhaps you will survive this after all. Come, let us go inside and see what beast awaits us." He chuckled; teasing Yusuke always lightened his mood. He had agreed to transfer schools with Yusuke so the boy would not have to be alone in a new environment. Hiei had actually been the one to insist that, rather than go to the school Kurama had attended for all of his high-school career they go to a different one; putting them both on equal footing, with both having to endure a new situation. It had taken Kurama days to persuade his mother, who was still, after nearly two years, upset over his moving out to live with Hiei, to allow him to transfer. It hadn't been as if he could give her his real reasons! It had also been Hiei who had insisted that Kurama and Yusuke keep their relationship private – two very attractive boys sleeping together was enough to cause them no end of trouble, after all.
Besides, he was probably the tiniest bit jealous he wasn't involved, despite the fact he adamantly refused to participate.
"Anyway, you may have fun here, kitten. I have heard the schools in Nerima have a definite reputation for a large number of school fights."
"Even I got more honor than to fight some weakling human." He growled, allowing himself to be lead into the school building.
Kurama sighed quietly under his breath and fished the schedule he and his youngest lover shared from the pocket of his stiff uniform pants, memorizing the number of their homeroom class quickly before turning Yusuke in the right direction. He doubted that even Yusuke noticed his check – undoubtedly it looked as if he just knew exactly what he was doing, where he was going, all along.
Hiei scowled and glanced at the clock, scowl growing as he realized that it had only been a matter of minutes since his lovers had left, not hours as he had thought. He sat on the couch, watching the television and feeling completely foolish. Laziness was such a waste, but he'd already had his morning workout, and without his lovers or a mission there really wasn't anything better to do.
Gods he was bored.
To Be Continued
Had to stop it here because I don't want the next part to be separated. Someone please send me the correct spelling of Yusuke's last name and Kurama's, too. (Um, yeah, the last name of the human form...) I'll look them up on my own if I have time, but I need them and there's no guarantee I'll get around to it any time soon. I need to get some rewritable cds, then I'll be able to type these up on my laptop and post more often.
Ja