Chapter 6 "The Shock of a Life Time"
Hiei went and told everybody to go to Yusuke's house with out question. "Okay Botan lets go…" Hiei said with a hint of nervousness in his voice. When they walked in the room he just went to the back of the room to let Botan do all the talking. For her knew he was never good at talking. "Botan where have you been!" Koenma said in anger and worry. "Um…Guys I …got…something to tell you…" Botan said rubbing her hand nervously. "It better be important for missing so much work" Koenma said in a tone he rarely used. She just stood there until she saw Hiei smile a little. All of a sudden, Botan blurted out, "I'm pregnant." For the first time Koenma allowed his pacifier fell out of his mouth. Yusuke and Koenma said at the same time, "WHAT!" "I know this is shocking but…heh…it's true." "But…But…who's the father?" Yusuke asked hoping it wasn't whom he thought it was. She just looked at Hiei. Again, Yusuke and Koenma said together, "Hiei!" Kuwabara and Kurama just looked at each other and laughed until there faces turned purple. "And I thought Hiei was a virgin…" Kuwabara joked. But everybody stared at him like he was stupid. "What? I am." "We know you are." Yusuke said as Kurama patted Kuwabara's shoulder. "Hey, it's not funny! I just haven't found the right girl…" "IF there is one." Yusuke coughed. "Hey, I heard that!" Kuwabara got up to take a swing but then "SMACK!" 'This is important, stop fooling around!" Keiko yelled "I'm sorry Keiko…' Kuwabara wined holding his face. "SNICKER." "What's so funny Hiei?" "Nothing." Growled Hiei. "That's right! Now Botan do you have any other important information you may want to tell us?" "Um…No? Keiko that's about it." "But what about the due date? Or gender? Or even Name?" Keiko fussed. "I think it's a little two soon for any of that." "How about… how far are you?" "Three weeks." "Oh, really." Keiko smiled guiding Botan to the other room. "Finally, I thought they would never leave….sooo… Hiei you dog. I never would have guessed you knocked up Botan…man…I thought you killed her or something. And that's why she went missing. So… how have many times you two done it?" Yusuke smiled with curiosity. "Why should I tell you?" "To see if you beat me and Keiko." "What!" Kuwabara cried. "How could Keiko do this to me?" "Do you want me to kill you?" "Sorry Yusuke! Please don't hurt me. Help me out here, Kurama." "Sorry my dumb little friend. But…I won't stop you Yusuke." "What! ahhhhhh!" Kurama screamed like a little girl while running out the door. Also yelling "mommy." "Is everyone okay? I thought I heard a girl scream?" Asked Keiko, walking into the room. "No, that was just Kuwabara." Laughed Yusuke, knowing he had dirt on Kuwabara. "Oh, really… Ha ha. Bye then." She left the room to talk with Botan.