Chapter 2: A pause between a battle
Nakago glared his eyes at the discusting Tamahome, he turned and looked out the window to see the little patch of grass they were trying to call a backyard. Nakago turned and nudged his head in that direction, and surpising Tamahome actually (for once) knew what he was talking about. As they were walking out Tamahome stopped.
Wait, I need something first.
What? asked Nakago
" A can of beer, its my good luck charm", with that Tamahome went to the kitchen. As he walked in Yui and Miaka were still going on about baby showers, and what to name the child, but of course they haded started dinner, and Tamahome was starting to get hungry. As he opened the cabinet he saw that he still had his bag of potato chips, choosing between getting the beer and the chips was hard because Tamahome didn't want to be filled up on chips, and not be hungry for dinner. But, he went with his gut and took both.
Nakago waited in the living room for Tamahome to come out with his beer, rolling his eyes he pumt on the couch. Tossing his head back.
Why is he taking forever?
About 20 minutes later Tamahome amurged from the kitchen. With his can of beer.
Finally, what took you forever?
I was out of beer, I had to run down to the corner market to get a new kage. You want one?
"No! I want to start this battle of are's, or have you forgotten alreadly?
Nope, sure haven't. So lets head on back.
Nakago sighed thinking that "could it be possible that Tamahome had signs of inteligents, but as Tamahome put his beer and chips down on the table he began to remove his shirt. Nakago looked on in terror at he was doing.
What the fuck are you doing Tamahome?
Taking my shirt off.
why?
It makes me look sexy.
Too who?
Well, Miaka of course!
But she and Yui are in the kitchen making dinner, and I don't know what you mean by sexy, I mean for god's sake you have a beer belly! Who the hell would want to look at that?
Lots of women!
Blind ones you mean?
Of course not! but I wouldn't mind it.
wouldn't mind what?
Right.
WTF are you talking about you idiot?
Nakago rubbed his acking forehead. Just trying to talk to this moron was a challenge in it's self, as Nakago thought to himself Tamahome sat down at the table they hadin the backyard and opened his bag of chips, and popped open one of his cans of beers. Nakago then looked up at Tamahome and began to wonder if this fight was ever going to take place, esp. since Tamahome was consetinally doing something else.
Tamahome do you plan to start this fight any time soon?
Looking up at Nakago Tamahome smiled and finished off this second can of beer. He than pulled a bandana from his pocket and tied it around his forehead, this took Nakago back to when Tamahome was under the control of the Kodoku. This really made Nakago want to fight him, because back than Nakago respected Tamahome as a true fighter, now Tamahome was no better than a child. Or possibly even worse. When Tamahome thankfully put back his shirt on, and put on "his mean face" it made Nakago think of Suboshi. Nakago remembered how upset Suboshi was when he found out Yui was pregnant. And not only that, she was going to marry Nakago. This of course broke the "tie" between Nakago and Suboshi.
So, are you ready to rumble nakago?
Ready to rumble?
Yeah, its my new fight slogin.
Whatever Tamahome, I'am going to make sure you never walk again!
Dam Nakago, don't you think thats a little to ruff?
No
So Nakago I was wondering what your doing tomorrow?
What, why does that matter?
Because after Miaka found out Yui was going to have a baby thats all she seems to talk about anymore, I mean I'm sitting there wanting to just have some casual sex, and than she goes on about how having another baby will change are lives. I mean, how can my life change?
She means that you'll have more responsability.
god, who would want that?
Apparently not you.
would you?
Well unlike someone I could actually take the responsability.
what, whats that supposed to mean?
You know your so stupid its insluting to even talk to you anymore Tamahome.
well than why do you talk to me?
Nakago began to think about what Tamahome said, Why did he talk to him? maybe to some extint Tamahome really was smarter than he looked, but Nakago seriously douted it.
Tamahome, lets just start this battle.
fine.
End of chapter 2, I wanted to just start the battle but I had so many funny things circling my head I had to write a "post battle chapter" and I changed the name of this chapter about three times. well enjoy