Know Your stars
Hello! I'm back again! I felt so motivated when I got my first review for this story, like 2 minutes after I posted it. Special thanks so Karmadreamz. I'm kind of using your idea, just different
Know please welcome Back snufalufugus
" Ronald Weasley…….. is a Queen"
"Damn Straight! Queen of Bondage that is!" throw off clock reviling him wearing pleather hot pants along with pleather crochless pants with a pleather vest
"Yes Queen of Bon….. WHAT?"
"That's right, Queen of Bondage, I really enjoy the night live, cruising local clubs with my crew, having hot gang bangs."
"Ahhhhhhh god to much information! My eyes the burn just imagining that ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"I think I look sexy in these clothes."
"Well lets ask Hermione what she thinks, Hermione what do you think about Ron being a Bondage Queen?"
"Well….. I do find that kind of sexy in a guy, but me personally when have sex I like to dress up in furry animal costumes" Ron lets out a sexy growl
"You wanna get together some time 'mione?" he asked sexily
"Sure, Ms. Bondage Queen" Ron and Hermione walk off stag
"Hey, hey RON! I'm not done with the interview part yet! I didn't even get to the part about you shagging Malfoy….." Snufulufagus said in a very depressed voice. "Oh well… next we have Draco Malfoy…"
Dragged out onto stag by to big muscularly men
"Hey! I don't want to be on this stupid muggle show!"
"Now now Draco please calm down"
"I will not BLOODY HELL CALM DOWN! I was woken up in the middle of the night and I was having a wonderful dream about purple flying hippos and me and my clown friends running through a field of flowers"
"Well that's nice Draco… Or should I say Brittany?"
"Brittany? Why would you call my Brittany?"
"There is no need to hide it anymore Draco, I know that you're really… BRITTANY SPEARS!" gasp
"O no! You've found out my secret, I just love little British boys and I wanted to meet Harry Potter and so I became a British boy named Draco Malfoy, but then I met Harry and I was so nervous that I was mean to him!"
"There, there Brittany. I'm sure that since I just found that Harry as a egotistical jerk he will shag you."
"You really think so? You think he'll do me?"
"Trust me Brittany, I have a feeling that he'll shag anything that stands still for more than a minute"
"Oh thank you! Hugs Snufulufagus I'm off to shag Harry now!"
Runs off stage shouting Harry
"Now wasn't that and interesting show everyone?"
Now folks, here's a very special bonus, an interview for Snufulufagus!
"So Snuffy, what's it like working with Harry Potter and Co.?"
"Oh well I must say their very interesting people to work with. And it's just so fun digging up lit bits of information about them and exposing it on TV!"
"O I see, who would your favourite be so far?"
"well I really enjoyed whopping Voldemort's azz after da show. You know? You heard what that biznatch was saying to moi. Like she thinks she can walk
alllll over me, but she is such a dumb Biaaaaatch, it'z not even funnnny."
"You know that Voldemort is a man right?"
"Oh…. Yeah of course I knew that. It just sounded better"
"Right…. Now lets see next question….. If you could bang anyone from Harry Potter who would it be?"
"Well, before it would have been Malfoy, but as you know it turns out he's Brittany Spears so yeah…… I guess I would have to go with Blaise Zabini, who so far seems normal"
"Oh that's nice, next question…who's your favourite professor?"
"SNAPE OF COURSE! I mean really, I love that oily bat! He soooo funny, and we get along so well. And well, you'll find out when I interview him."
"When will the Snape interview be happening?"
"Oh, in 2 or 3 episodes."
"Who do you look forward to interviewing the most?"
"Well it would either be, Hagrid, Sirius Black, or The Weasley twins."
"If you had a patronus (did I spell that right? I'm to lazy to look it up in the book), what shape would it take?"
"An cute fuzzy little bunny that you would think is harmless, but then when you get close to it, it turns into a monster and eats your stomach."
"Oh, how nice, well that concludes are interview……"
There we go. Second chapter up. Feel free to review with request and ideas.