Know Your Stars

Hello! And welcome back! Today on Know your Stars we will be having the ever so unpopular Snape! And Lucius Malfoy!

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"Hello! And welcome back to another wonderful episode of Know Your Stars! I'm your host, Snufulufagus! First up we have Snape! Come on up Snape!"

Snape slowly walks up looking at everything…..

"Where am I!"

"Now now Snape calm down…. It's just a little TV show."

"What the Bloody Hell is a TV show?"

"Never mind that Snape."

"What do you mean never mind that? I have no idea where I am?"

"Snape shut up."

"And what is this smell and……"

"Snape Shut up."

"And look at all the muggles… and what the hell are you?"

"SNAPE JUST SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!"

"……………"

"Good now we can begin……. Servus Snape….Killed Dumbledore because he was really jealous of him and hated him because he wouldn't be in a homosexual relationship."

Tears slowly started coming from Snape's eyes….. Now he's full out baling like a baby "O GOD, IT'S TRUE! I was so mad…. Just so mad…. Why? WHY! Why couldn't have just loved me like I loved Him! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"Awww poor Snape, but to bad for you because you're an evil greasy git that nobody loves."

"BUT WHY?"

"Why? Because your ugly and don't wash your self."

"O right….."

"Ok moving on….. Snape's Beauty partner is…..Lucius Malfoy."

Lucius Malfoy runs on stage at this point

"Beauty Partners? Were more than that"

"Lucius please…." Snape begs

"Ooooo oh my god what are you guys then?" Snufulufagus asks

"Lucius no….." Snape begged again

"Where Lovers!"

twitch twitch "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You and Snape? GAY!" Snufulufagus Screamed and then rolled down on the floor in laughter.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" –Snufulufagus

At this point all the Harry potter people have come on stage and start laughing at Snape and Lucius.

Laughter

More Laughter

Laughter

More laughter

Laughter

More Laughter

"OK! That's enough!" Snufulufagus said and everyone stopped laughing and left leaving Snufulufagus, Snape, and Lucius alone again.

"So……….." Snufulufagus started again.

Lucius was holding Snape's with a huge smile on his face and Snape looking murderous.

They exchanged glances for the next five minutes.

"So…. Lucius since you're here, we might as well do you to… ok lets see…. Lucius Malfoy….. loves beautiful Red Roses and romantic candle like dinners and strawberries covered in cream."

"O yes I do! I adore doing that! Me and Snapey do it all the time!" Lucius said.

"LUCIUS! Snape yelled.

"Oh My Freaking God! This is even better then I thought! Your dating SNAPE! Ugly Greasy Git, SNAPE! God that's funny!" Laughed Snufulufagus.

"HEY! Don't call my lover a git! He may be a git but your not even human! What are you?"

"That would be none of your business."

"What ever!"

"That's it I can't stand these queers anymore. Please take them away." Said Snufulufagus waving towards the security.

Security comes over and drags away Snape and Lucius away…..

I'm sorry this took so long and it's so short. I feel so bad now. I would have had it out yesterday but I couldn't work on it because my computer kept freezing and I was scared the computer would freeze and then I would loose it all. Read and review!

Next Chapter:

"Next up we have the Weasley twins! Come on ou…… Kaboom ….. OH No What was That!"

Next week on Know Your Stars, Murder on the T.V Show!

Who killed the Michael Jackson?

Was it Fred? Or Sirius? Or was it Me…..?

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