THE COMPLETE RANDOMNESS OF MY MIND!
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"First of all, WHAT IN HELLS NAME IS GOING ON HERE?"Zelda screamed.
-crickets start to chirp-
"Hello,answer me people!"
"Uhm...PARTEH!"the girl yelled putting a party hat on everyone's started falling and balloons were floating in the air and a disco ball appeared.But through the yelling and singing they heard moans from the sleeping Links,still on fire...
"WHAT THE (Boop!)"yelled Young Link
"Hah you burn while I live,I'm wearing a fire proof tunic!"Link said standing up and sticking out his tongue.
"Well if I die you won't exist!"
"Nope"
"Yep"
"Nope"
"Yep"
"Nope"
"Yep"
"Nope"
"Yep"
"Nope"
"OMFG ITS BURNING MY SKIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"Young link started to run in circles.
"FIRE IN THE...uh...FIRE IN THE...FIRE ON THE KOKIRI!"yelled the girl grabbing a fire extinguisher,then spraying the foam on Young Link and Link.
Young Link blinked
Link blinked
Young Link blinked
Link blinked
Then they started laughing,pointing at eachother.
"WHO WANTS A BEER?How 'bout you Zelda?"the girl asked ZOT,waving a beer infront of her face.
"...Why would I...GIMME!"ZOT yelled,grabbing the bottle,pulling the lid off and chugging the beer.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"the other doubles yelled all jumping on the girl.
The normals just stared,until Peach yelled,
"I DO NOT DRINK BEER AND I NEVER DID!"
They glanced at Peach,then looked back at the others.They saw 4 drunk Links,4 drunken dancing pokemon,a bird pretending to be a bat...WELL THEY WERE ALL DRUNK!
"WHEE!I LIKE CANDY,I WANT CANDY YEAH!"the 2 princesses,1 bounty hunter,and 1 girl sang doing the can-can.
7 hours later...
Everyone died from alcohol poisoning,(including the normals)then Krystal came in and said,
"Fox,Fox?Are you alive?YAY!He's dead!I never liked him anyway,that stupid son of a whore..."
THE END!
Me:Sorry I couldn't think of anything else...Please review!