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A/N: Okay, this is chapter 5. I hope you all like it! Much thanks to Camie (again) for helping me with this chapter! Tenga and her hanger (Alaska) love you very much! (LOL)
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Chapter 5: Squirrels and Magic SticksHarry, Ron, and Hermione walked down the stairs amidst the group of Slytherins and Gryffindors heading to Potions class. On the cramped stairs, it was hard to walk down to the dungeons while letting the students through who were going back up. In a particularly crowded area, Ron was slammed against the wall. He was a step behind Harry, who spun around to see if he was okay.
"You alright there, Ron?"
Ron winced slightly, then continued to walk behind Harry, rubbing his right bicep.
"Yeah," he said, "I'm fine."
"No you're not." A cold voice drawled. Both boys and Hermione looked up to see Malfoy only three stairs above them. He was smirking at Ron, but his eyes darted to Harry quickly, and then back to the redhead. "You are the opposite of fine. Grotesque, I would say."
Slytherins around them sniggered. Their Gryffindor classmates glared at them. Harry looked away from the blonde to look at his best friend, who, he noticed, was turning red with anger and embarrassment. Harry thought it was time to defend him.
"Shut up, Malfoy." He barked.
"Oooooo." Came the murmur of the crowd.
Draco glared at Harry, his lips twitching into a smirk at the angry look on Harry's face.
"Oh," he said, "are we off the first name basis again, Potter? Make up your mind, wont you."
Harry fingered his wand, which he had in his hand under his robes. "Don't tell me what to do."
The group on the stairs had stopped, everyone pausing to watch the scene unfolding. Their heads moved back and forth between the two boys like a tennis match.
"Then stop being so submissively easy." Draco said.
"Fuck you!" spat Harry.
Draco smiled. "Love to, but I do believe we have class."
With that, the Slytherin walked down the few remaining steps, crowd parting for him, until he was on the step Harry was. He paused and looked at the Gryffindor, both aware that everyone was watching them. Harry smiled.
"What?" Draco asked.
"Oh, nothing," responded Harry. "Better hurry, or you'll be late for potions."
Draco raised an eyebrow at him, and then turned away and continued down the stairs and into the Potion's classroom. The rest of the students began their ascents and descents to their classes, including Harry.
Snape looked up from his desk as his next class filed in. The bell rang just as Neville Longbottom ran into the class. Snape deducted 5 points from Gryffindor, then began his lesson.
"Today we will review the wit-sharpening potion. It shouldn't be too hard for you, as you have already gone over it in this class. The ingredients are at the front of the room. Pair up into groups of three per cauldron. Begin now."
Snape sat back down to grade papers, his quill scraping along the scrolls. Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat next to each other after gathering their ingredients and putting the cauldron of water on the fire-burner.
Draco, who was sitting almost across the room from Harry, was grounding the scarab beetle for his potion. Beside him, Crabbe and Goyle were looking at a dirty magazine underneath the table. They were laughing under their breaths and talking to each other.
"Look at the jugs on that one!"
"Fuck yeah!"
Draco looked down to see a picture of a witch with the typical witch hat on, nothing else, leaning into a broom. He grimaced, then looked up. His eyes locked onto Harry, who was holding up a vile and bottle of armadillo bile. He was licking his lips and pouring the bile into the vile, measuring the amount.
"Nice, right?" Draco heard Goyle's voice.
'Yes,' he thought, 'Very nice.'
He thought for a moment, glancing around the room, at Snape, and then back to Harry, who was just pouring the liquid into his cauldron. He cleared his throat.
"Hey Potter!" he shouted. Everyone looked at him, including Harry. Snape's quill stopped on the paper he was correcting to stare at his favorite student. Draco's eyes were locked with Harry's, and he smiled.
"What?" Harry asked, sounding a bit fed up with him.
"If we were squirrels…would you let me put my nuts in your hole?"
The students went into a silent uproar. Smiles and soft giggles were whispering all around the classroom, and Snape's eyes were as wide as dinner plates. Harry looked shocked, then smiled evilly.
"All the time." He said. All eyes were on him in an instant. Ron was staring at him as if he were crazy. "And I'll let you put your magic stick in my hole too…and I'm not talking about your wand."
With that response, the class broke out into loud shouts of laughter, even Hermione. Ron didn't laugh. He was too busy looking back and forth at the alluring looks that his best friend and Draco Malfoy were passing to each other. Snape stood up and called for order.
"Everyone! Calm down! Get back to your potions! Mr. Malfoy, Mr. Potter…do not disrupt my class again unless you want a detention."
The students finally stopped laughing, save for hiccups of giggles now and then. When a quite had once again hushed upon the class, Draco broke it again.
"Potter, will you fuck me?"
"MR. MALFOY!" Snape shouted above the uproar the class was now making. Draco smiled innocently (or as innocently as he could).
"What?" he asked. Snape glared at him.
"Ten points from Slytherin!"
The Slytherins in the class gasped. Snape? Taking points from Slytherin? Draco just shrugged. Snape turned on Harry.
"Well, Potter? Do you wish to answer Mr. Malfoy's question?"
Harry raised an eye at him. The class was watching his reaction, also wondering why Snape would allow Potter to respond.
"Sure." Harry said, and then turned to look at Draco. "No, I won't fuck you, because if I did I would no doubt be blinded by your pale ass."
Everyone in the class began howling with laughter, including Snape. Everyone except for Harry and Draco. The two were still locking eyes, grinning broadly at each other. Snape was once again trying to quite down the class when the bell rang. The students began to pack up their bags to leave. Snape called out to them as they left the dungeon room.
"Because we were not able to finish the potions, I expect a two foot essay on the wit-sharpening potion, including how to make it and how it could be used in daily life. Due next class."
"Mate," muttered Ron to Harry later that night in the Gryffindor common room. "You are crazy."
Harry looked up at his friend from the essay he was writing for Snape.
"What?"
Ron just shook his head. Harry shrugged and returned to his writing.
"Fucking crazy."
A/N: Well, that chapter's done. Whew…that took a long time! Well, it's going to take some more time to get the next chapter up. Next week are finals, and so I won't have much free time. And then I'm going on a trip to the mountains with my boyfriend for Spring Break. So…in about a month I will have the next update up…I think. Maybe sooner, maybe later. Thanks to Silver for letting me quite her with her pale ass.
I love to eat squirrels and fuck em! And I love Camie!
Sorry…Camie stole my computer. I hope you all liked this update. Sorry it was so short! Keep reading and reviewing!