Alrighty -rubs hands together- here is the re-write of "Gin and Aya's Anime Adventures." I decided to rewrite my happy fanfiction because some of you were acting very prissy and insulting me for using "script format." The completely mindless (not to mention grammatically incorrect) insults might discourage some people, but not us. So, before we get started, I will explain a few things.
A. This fanfiction was written by two people: moi (Kat) and Galia.
B. This is a FANFICTION. This means that, using characters that have already been created, we will make up stories. Meaning, of course, that we can do whatever the hell we want with these characters. Sorry if what we do with them "offends" you in some way. You're just going to have to deal with it.
C. This fanfic is ALSO a comedy. Which means we will be making fun of all the characters and the shows/video games/movies they are from. Sorry if this bothers you, but hey, we like all the characters too. We still think it's fun to mock them sometimes.
D. Any CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM or CORRECTION OF FACTUAL ERRORS will be greatly appreciated. However, insults or nitpicky weirdness will NOT be tolerated. Example: "ur story sux a$$, i will MAIM U NOW:(." Example two: "Pfuit. You forgot to capitalize "Monday" in the third paragraph on page six. You are an imbecile."
E. Don't take this fanfic too seriously! It's just something my friend and I wrote for fun. If you really don't like it, just go read something else.
Well. I think that covers it. I hope I didn't sound like THAT much of a bitch. Oh well.
Anyhoo, I hope you enjoy the story!
Gin and Aya's Anime Adventures
Chapter 1: The First Infinite Void
Oh the joys of math class.
Polytechnic: a school of rich and abnormally smart people that get on your nerves a lot. (You know who you are,) Full of happy little moments that bring the few normal people great suffering. Like P.E. -shudder-. Unfortunately, the most happy little moment in the life of a freshman is math class with Mr. Kidder (Bwa na na). Our heroes (we here that a lot, don't we?), Gin and Ayame (known to her friends as Aya), go to this "happy" school where everyone belongs to the "Poly family." Now, you see, Gin and Aya don't really "blend in" with the rest of the kids at the school. Sure, they both get good grades, they both love all the things regular girls love, they love knowing everything about fashion and make-up (Gin more with the stage sort then the normal kind), they're both very pretty (though try saying that to either of them and see what happens...), but there's one problem. Both of them are completely and utterly obsessed with anime. Because they go to a college-prep school, this means they aren't really...accepted.
Our story begins with the two friends sitting in the happy little math class pretending to pay attention to something they are never going to use and only pretend to be interested so they can get good grades, or at least one of them is...
"Pssst Gin! What are you doing? Are you crazy?" Aya whispers.
Gin, who usually cares about her grades (except in certain pointless classes devoted to suck our minds out -cough- Human Development -cough-)is doodling some whatsits on her math notebook.
"Possibly. Why?"
"You're supposed to be paying attention!" Aya says, exasperated.
"Oh please," Gin says. "No one pays attention anyway. The only one who actually listens is Jeremy, and we already know there's something wrong with him."
Jeremy (as you have probably guessed) is that child who is in every class, the one who knows the answer to every question, the one who's glasses are always falling down his nose while he's memorizing his SAT preparation handbook. Come on, I know you have one of them in your class.
"Whatever. It's not my fault if Kidder asks you to answer a question." Aya says, turning back to her notes.
Gin suddenly looks over Aya's shoulder and sees Mr. K. standing right behind her. (Busted...)
"Aya, could you please tell me the answer to the Happenin' Hotdogs question?" Mr. Kidder asks.
Jeremy is now at the moment stretching his hand so high it almost comes out of its socket. (He would make a good boyfriend for Hermione...-cough-)
"Yes Jeremy?" Mr. K says very quickly so Jeremy doesn't get hyperactive.
"5x minus 2 plus 3 equals Q," Jeremy responds, sounding incredibly pleased with himself.
"How does that kid get this stuff?" Aya whispers to Gin.
"Alien powers." Gin whispers back. "Hey, Mr. K, I gotta go to the bathroom," Gin says, getting up to leave.
"Ok, Gin."
A few minutes later, everyone is walking out of the class room, it's lunch time. Thank God.
At the table where Gin, Aya and their multitude of friends usually sit...
"Does anyone know what happened to Gin? She's been in the bathroom for like, 10 minutes." Aya asks everyone.
Silence...
"You guys suck."
Aya walks to the bathroom and Gin is nowhere to be found. However...
"Ooh! What's the shiny thing?" Aya exclaims.
An infinite void (basically a shiny blue wirlimajig) had suddenly appeared in the bathroom.
"I wonder what it does..."
She pokes it and her finger goes right through.
"Ooh...where does this thing go?" Aya ponders aloud. "Meh. Has to be better than English class."
She jumps in...
"AIEEEEEEEEEE!" (insert excessive amounts of punctuation) she screams, as she falls through a swirling vortex.
After a few seconds, Aya landed in a seemingly deserted alley...
"W-Where am I? AHH! Everything's all cartoony! Hey I'm cartoony!" she exclaims, glancing down at herself. "AWESOME!"
She sees a broken mirror (bwa na...)
"OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD!" Aya squealed, looking at herself and giving her hair a slight toss. "I'm all...anime. COOL! Jebus, where did that thing take me?"
And indeed, Aya had been transformed into an anime girl. She now resembles Anzu Mazaki (of the Yu-Gi-Oh! fame) in stature, although she is about 4 inches taller (5' 9" to be exact.) She has very pale skin; slightly layered, very long (down to the small of her back), caramel-brown hair; and bright green eyes with flecks of violet (very anime.) Aya has also been "assigned" her anime outfit. AKA: the outfit that she will most likely wear every day, unless a special occasion arises. Aya is wearing stacked-heal, black, leather boots that go up to her knees; an A-line, denim mini-skirt (it's not INCREDIBLY short, though. She's not "one of those" girls); a black tank-top that has the word, "RUBBISH" in big yellow letters across the chest; white-gold-colored, very large, hoop earrings; and a multitude of matching white-gold bracelets on her right arm. She deems this outfit, "Wow. Totally awesome. Not exactly high-fashion...but I can deal." Anyhoo, now that I'm done with the whole fashion thang, on with the story!
Unbeknownst to Aya, some gangstas had appeared in the alleyway while she was examining her new look. She finally hears them, and looks up.
"Hey biatch, give up yo' money, yo!" Gangsta #1 shouts. (He sort of reminds me of Erwin from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy...I think it's the excessive use of the word "Yo!")
"Tch..." Aya says, crossing her arms. "If I had known that the stupid porthole would've taken me to the 'ghetto,' I wouldn't have jumped in..."
"Don't disrespect da West Side! Anyway you'd betta give us yo' money bitch, befo we pop a cap in yo ass," Gangsta #1 proclaims, brandishing his weapon.
"Hmm... let's see... I just got here from another dimension, and I'm not carrying a purse. Do you think I have any money?" Aya asks.
"Naw," says Gangsta #2. "But still, I need some money to buy San Andreas."
"Wow really? When you get it can I borrow it?" Aya asks.
"Ya sure--"
Gangsta #1 sweatdrops. "Shut up! Ya'll are idiots! Well, if you ain't givin us yo money, we gon have to take it..."
All the gangstas start laughing evilly, and gangsta-ly, and closing in on Aya.
"Just like LA..." Aya thinks,exasperated.
A spiky-haired boy of about 15 had just walked by the alley. He did a double-take, and stopped dead in his tracks. Yami Yugi (I don't feel like calling him Atemu, ok?) is now surveying what is going on in the alley with great interest...
"Well, here we go..." Aya says, in a bored voice.
One of the gangstas tries grabbing her but she punches him right in the face (haha loser). Another tries to sneak up behind her but she turns around and side-kicks him into a wall (wow, gangstas are pathetic. Guess that makes me a "hater.") Gangsta #1, however, comes around behind her in mid-kick and holds a knife to her throat.
"GIMME YO MONEY!" Gangsta #1 shouts. (Tsk tsk...gimme, gimme never gets...)
"As I've already said, I DON'T HAVE ANY!"
"Aight den you gon pa--"
"Leave her alone," Yami says, making his presence known.
Aya gasps, but doesn't say anything.
"What's it to ya, homefry?" Gangsta #1 queries.
Yes, yes my jokes are lame.
"Just LEAVE HER ALONE," Yami says, loudly.
Gangsta #3 comes around and hits the back of Aya's neck, knocking her out.
Yami gives a bored sigh, "If that's how it's gonna be, then fine."
Yami suddenly turns into a super saiyan and beats every one of the gangstas into a bloody pulp. If you are now thinking, "Erm...super saiyan? What the hell?" do not fret. This will all be explained in good time.
"Well that was mildly annoying," Yami thinks to himself. "Who is this girl anyway? I've never seen her before. Oh well, I guess I'd better take her to the hospital."
So, Yami picks Aya up and carries her bridal style. -sigh- If only a certain hot Jedi turned Sith Lord -cough-HAYDEN-cough- would do the same for me... (Galia: HEATH) -Ahem- anyway...
Suddenly, a black blur is seen across the street.
"Oi, Shadow!" Yami calls.
Shadow the hedgehog (as seen in Sonic Adv. 2, Sonic X and Sonic Battle...blah blah blah) runs over to him
"Hey, Yami. Oh God," he says, glancing down at Aya. "Don't tell me you killed someone again."
Yami sighs. "I didn't kill her. Jeez. Some guys in the alley back there knocked her out."
"Oh…good."
Suddenly, a blue blur zooms up to them.
"Hi Sonic," Yami says to the blur, which promptly stops running and turns into a normal (!) blue hedgehog. In case you don't know, Sonic the hedgehog (as seen in so many video games and tv shows and movies that I'm too lazy to list them) has just appeared.
"Oh, hey guys," Sonic says. "Woah. Cool, Yami killed someone again!"
"I DIDN'T KILL HER!" Yami exclaims, anime-falling (don't ask how he still manages to hang on to Aya, I don't know.)
"Ok fine…sheesh, you don't have to get all touchy about it," Sonic says.
"Hello, little-boy-blue," Shadow says to Sonic, with an evil grin.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU…YOU…uuuh…BUTTHEAD!" Sonic roars.
"HA!" Shadow taunts. "You can't even come up with a good comeback!"
Sonic starts mumbling something about how he "couldn't believe he ever tried to save stupid Shadow's life and how he wishes that he didn't have to be affiliated with him and..."
"I dunno about you guys, but I have to get this girl to the hospital," Yami says.
"Oh. Right." Shadow says, looking at Aya.
"We'll come with you!" Sonic pipes in.
"Okay," Yami agrees. "Just shut up and stop fighting."
"Ok! Whee! I bet I beat you there Shadow!" Sonic screams.
"Fine -cough- littleboyblue -cough-"
So Sonic, Shadow and Yami are walking along the street towards the hospital when a certain person stumbles across their path...
"OMIGOD AYA!" Gin screams.
Although Aya had become erm...2-dimentional, Gin could still recognize her.
"Who?" Yami questions the seemingly insane Gin.
"OMIGOD! AYA, WHAT HAPPENED?" Gin shouts, again.
Gin realizes very quickly that Aya is still breathing and Yami Yugi, Sonic, and Shadow are standing in front of her. You see, Gin had arrived in this "anime world" approximately ten minutes before Aya. She had fallen in the middle of a grocery store. (More about her adventure originating in the produce isle in a later chapter). After composing herself after the original shock, she figured she should find out exactly where she was. This is when she stumbled upon Aya and company.
Gin had also, of course, been transformed into an anime girl. She now has the same stature as Serenity from Yu-Gi-Oh! She is about half and inch shorter than Aya. Gin has dirty blonde hair cut very short (like a boy cut, but so not) with bangs, and dark blue, sapphire colored eyes. She has also been assigned her anime outfit. Gin is wearing flared jeans with a huge picture of a phoenix stitched up the side of the right leg; a light blue, Fox Racing t-shirt; dangly, silver earrings with faux-sapphires; a silver belt with more dangly faux-sapphires; and blue Reboks. All she has to say about this outfit is, "Oooh...I like the belt..."
Anyhoo, yet again, on with the story!
"Oh. Hi," Gin says, realizing how insane she must have sounded. "Ummm, I'm Gin and this is Aya."
"Oh. Hi," Yami replies. "Ummm, is this your friend?"
"Yah. Ummm, what happened exactly?"
"She was being attacked by some gangstas."
"Okay…"
Luckily for this awkward moment, Aya wakes up.
"Woah… What happened? Ow..." she says, her eyes fluttering open.
"Wow she's sorta hot," Yami thinks to himself. Then, intelligently, says out loud, "Um..."
"AYA OH MY GOD!" Gin screams.
"Oh hey Gin wazzup," Aya says, kind of dazed
"Just in case you didn't know," Gin whispers. "Yami Yugi is holding you."
"Umm..."
Aya looks up and sees Yami, Sonic and Shadow staring at her.
Aya blushes. "Ooh a guy is holding me. Omigod...omigod, omiGOD, OMIGOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
"Oy," Gin mutters to herself.
"Hey, girl, are you okay?" Sonic asks.
"OH MY GOD!" Aya screams, jumping out of Yami's arms, somewhat begrudgingly. "You're Sonic the hedgehog, aren't you?"
"Well ya but--"
Aya starts vigorously shaking his hand.
"I can't believe I'm actually meeting you!" she exclaims.
"Umm…nice to meet you…I think…" Sonic says. "This girl reminds me of Amy," he thinks to himself.
Aya drops Sonic's hand. "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!"
"Um…hi?" Shadow says, with a slight wave.
"I can't believe it, you're alive!" she says, shaking his hand as well.
"Well ya…"
"How come you didn't like, die after falling through the atmosphere?" Aya asks
"Well…um…" Shadow begins. "I don't really know exactly…"
"Right...fascinating."
"Are you done yet!" Gin asks impatiently, looking at her watch.
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! YOU'RE YAMI YUGI!"
"Ya…" Yami says, knowing what's coming next.
"WOW!" Aya screams, grabbing his hand. "I can't believe I'm finally meeting you! This is so awesome!
"Are you done, NOW?" Gin asks, tapping her foot.
"Yes, Gin." Aya says, rolling her eyes and dropping Yami's hand (again, begrudgingly.) "God, why do you always have to ruin my fun?"
"I don't try you know."
"Are you done?" Yami asks. "Or is this going to be going on for a long time?"
"Nope. We're good," Gin and Aya say in unison.
"Now can we go?" Sonic asks.
"Yah. Whatever," Yami
So, they start walking toward Yami's house, but on the way they are interrupted by the one teenage CEO of a major company that will make Aya's life miserable. Forever.
Seto Kaiba had just come upon the group.
"Hello Yami," Kaiba sneers. "Where are you go-"
Kaiba catches sight of Gin and is overcome by an emotion he has never felt before, the feeling that makes you wish that you were anywhere but here right now, the one that makes you really, really wish you had taken a shower this morning, the one that gives you a sudden urge to go to the bathroom really quickly; yes ladies and gentlemen, Kaiba is in love.
"Whee!" Gin screams.
"H-h-hi," Kaiba stutters, with anime hearts in his eyes.
Gin squeals.
Aya makes the motion of vomiting.
To be continued
Slayerlina: Well, hope ya'll liked the first chapter. Sorry about all my little "fashion interludes." I just think it's important for the reader to know what the characters are wearing. I know I like to know.
Now, you know what to do. Hit that blue button and make my day.