Alrighty, second chapter. Woohoo. I'm hope all...erm...-checks page- 11 of you who read the first chapter are happy about this.
Okiedokie. I believe we can start the story now...
Gin and Aya's Anime Adventures
Chapter 2: Meeting New People, Some Friends and Some Foes
Seto Kaiba and Gin are now staring into eachothers' eyes with the little anime hearts like complete, goo-goo-eyed idiots. Suddenly, a certain anger-management-challenged brunette comes up and kicks Kaiba right where it hurts...
"OW!" Kaiba screams, falling to the ground and writhing with pain. "What the -CENSOR- was that for?"
Then, out of nowhere and for no apparent reason, Yugi comes in dressed in pink bunny pajamas with feets on them, banging on the Engergizer Bunny drum.
"Do not kill Seto Kaiba. Do not kill Seto Kaiba..." Yugi says, in a very mechanical way.
Suddenly, the real Energizer Bunny comes running into view.
"Hey you -CENSOR-!" he screams at Yugi. "You stole my -CENSOR- drum!"
"Ooh!" Yugi coos. "A fuzzy, woodland creature for me and my PETA friends to protect!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Energizer Bunny shrieks, twitching. "NOT THOSE HIPPY FREAKS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!-insert excessive amounts of punctuation-"
The Energizer Bunny then runs off, attempting to tie his ears together so as not to hear the evil PETA propaganda. Yugi frolics after him.
Everyone else sweat-drops and looks after Yugi like he's crazy. Which he most definitely is. Quite possibly "fruity" as well...
"Uh..." Gin says, staring off in the direction that the pair exited. "Well...let's just pretend that didn't happen."
"Gladly," Yami agrees.
Wow, putting in totally random inside jokes is fun...
Anyhoo...
"What was that for? Because. You. Suck. And. You. Are. A. Jerk. To. Yami. And. His. Friends." Aya says, emphasizing each word with a kick to various parts of Kaiba's anatomy. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?
"This girl is sorta cool now." Sonic thinks to himself.
"Wow... she's hot and she hates Kaiba," Yami thinks,
blushing slightly.
"I wonder when Gangsta #2 is gonna let me borrow his San Andreas..." Shadow
ponders.
"Ow, ow, ow, OW!" Kaiba shouts. "Why do you care?"
Aya has now stopped beating on poor Kaiba (although I actually have no sympathy for the guy because I (Kat), like Aya, think that he is a squirming pile of putrescence. Hmm...wonder who Aya's based off of?) But hey, don't feel TOO sorry for him. They never ACTUALLY get hurt unless it's something significant to the plot. Like that awesome American dude who shoots everyone in Gravitation.
"Because Yami is so WAY cooler than you will ever be," Aya says, thwaping his head. (No, thwap is not a real word.)
"AYAAAAAA!" Gin screams. "Stop hurting Seto!"
"No way, this is too much fun. I wish I were like, a super Saiyan, or a sorceress or something like that so I could throw energy balls at him..." Aya says.
Yami looks Aya up and down. No! Not in the perverted way! He's Atemu for God's sake! Get that mind out of the gutter, young lady!
"Wait a minute," Yami says. "You are a saiyan."
"COOLIO!" Aya squeals, looking down at her hands, having discovered that can now produce energy beams. "How'd you know that?"
"There are certain signs that someone is a Saiyan. I should know, I'm one too."
"Awesome!"
Yami points at Gin. "And, from the looks of it, you're one too."
"Woah," Gin says.
Aya suddenly realizes something..."YES! NOW I CAN USE ENERGY BEAMS ON KAIBA!"
Kaiba blinks and then starts running away. Aya turns into a super Saiyan and starts flying after him.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Kaiba screams in a Mario-ish way.
"COME BACK HERE, SISSY CHICKEN BOY!" she shouts.
"WOOHOO GO AYA!" Yami, Sonic, and Shadow cheer in unison.
"AYA, DONT HURT HIM!" Gin screams, grabbing her arm and pulling her down.
"Hey why'd you do that?" Sonic asks.
"Aya! You're gonna ruin my chances with Seto!" Gin whispers, angrily.
"But how on earth could you like someone like that?" Aya responds, pointing at Kaiba, who is still running around in circles like a chicken with his head cut off.
"I know I can change him." she says, with anime-hearts in her eyes. "He's sooooooooo cute!"
"Oh my God," Aya says, rubbing her temple in a frustrated sort of way. "You are so pathetic, Gin. You should know that you can never change guys."
"Well you know what? IM GIFTED!" Gin screams in her face.
"Fine, fine," Aya concedes, holding her hands up defensively. "Just don't come crying to me when you realize that he's a jerk."
"Thank you."
"But can I still hurt him sometimes?"
Gin sighs. "Fine. If it makes you happy."
"Yes!" Aya says.
"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Kaiba screams. Yup. He's still running around, screaming. Even though Aya stopped chasing him.
"Poor Seto!" Gin says, hugging him.
"Whatever." Aya says, giving Gin and Kaiba a look of pure disgust. Then she turns to Yami and the others. "Um, we haven't actually introduced ourselves have we?"
Yeah, I wouldn't call screaming at them all "introducing" either...
"Well, I know from her," he says, pointing at Gin, "that your name is Aya. But I don't know her," he points at Gin again, "name."
Gin releases Kaiba, begrudgingly (hmm...beginning to see a pattern, eh?) "HeywazzupmynameisGinyou'recooldidyouknowthat?"
"Eh?" Sonic says.
"Woah, you remind me of someone," Yami says to Gin. "But I can't seem to put my finger on it..."
While Yami is pondering who Gin reminds him of, Rouge the Bat and Amy Rose the Hedgehog (as seen in Sonic Adv. 2 Battle) come walking towards them.
"SONIC!" Amy squeals, running towards him, arms open.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" Sonic screams as she gets hold of him. "SHE'S GONNA SUFFOCATE ME!"
Amy is in totally and completely in love with Sonic. Fortunately for Sonic, this helps with his self-esteem issues. Unfortunately for Sonic, every time she sees him, she hugs him till he cant breath, which brings about the notion of impending doom to him, which causes him to find more, and more psychiatrists that are willing to race him and not cry when they lose. I know, this doesn't make sense to me either.
"Hmmmm..." Yami says, still pondering who Gin reminds him of.
"Oh God," Rouge says, rolling her eyes at Sonic and Amy.
"OH MY GOD!" Aya screams, gasping
Sonic, Shadow, Yami and Gin all anime-fall.
"Oy. Not again." Gin says, exasperated.
Aya jumps up and starts shaking Rouge and Amys hands.
"HimynamesAyayou'reRougetheBatandAmyRoseyourereallycool!" Aya says, very quickly as you can see.
"Hi!" Amy says cheerfully, releasing Sonic. "Wow! Am I famous?"
"See!" Sonic says, pointing at them and looking a tad rabid. "I knew she was like Amy!"
"Um, do I know you?" Rouge asks as Aya pumps her hand up and down.
"No but---"
Yami pushes Aya out of the way. "Sorry, Rouge. Don't mind her. She thinks everyone here is famous for some reason."
"Hey!" Sonic says, indignantly. "I'm famous!"
"Don't worry, we all know that -cough-faker-cough-" Shadow says, rolling his eyes.
"But you guys are famous, well in my world anyway," Aya says.
"What do you mean 'your world?'" Yami asks.
"Gin and I came here from a different dimension or something. Wait...how did we get here...and why?" Aya responds, realizing for the first time how odd her situation is. (A little bit slow on the uptake there...)
Unbeknownst to Aya and Gin, someone up there (you know, someone up in Heaven, Valhalla, The Netherworld of the Force...whatever floats your boat) has chosen them to come to this "anime world." Why? I do not know. But, for some reason, they are needed here. Sort of like how Kagome was needed in the Sengoku Jidai in Inu-Yasha. Anyhoo, I believe I will take this opportunity to explain how Anime World works.
Anime World is the place where all anime characters live after they are created. It is divided into many different subsections. These subsections are divided up based on location and time period. Right now, Aya and Gin are in the section where all the characters that live in present-day Tokyo are. As the story goes on, they will travel to the other subsections. Now, on with said story.
"Oh yeah, prove it!" Kaiba says, finally ceasing his running around in circles.
"Sure," Aya says, pulling a Deck of Duel Monsters cards out of her pocket.
She rifles through the deck until she finds her Slypher the Sky Dragon card (50 bucks for a piece of paper...), which she holds up for everyone to see.
"See?"
"B-but-I-but...hold on," Yami says, feverishly going through his deck to make sure his Slypher card is still there. And it is. "Hey...there's only one of those in the whole world. She isn't lying"
"It could be a fake, stupid!" Kaiba says.
"Try calling him stupid again and see what happens," Aya says, glaring at him.
"Stop threatening him!" Gin shouts.
"What's up with her?" Rouge asks, pointing at Gin.
"She has some issues she needs to work out," Aya replies.
"Well you still haven't proven that you're not lying," Kaiba says, crossing his arms.
"She's not lying," Gin says.
"Okay!" Kaiba agrees, getting the little hearts in his eyes yet again.
"Well, this has been a very interesting day," Yami says, sighing. "You guys wanna come over to my house?"
Aya blushes. For some reason, no one notices but Gin. "Sure..."
"Oy," Gin says, sweat-dropping and rubbing her temple.
So now, everyone is walking to Yami's house when they run into...
"Hey guys!" Ash calls.
Ash and Misty (as seen in Pokemon) have just stumbled upon the group.
"Hi Ash, hi Misty," Yami, Shadow, Sonic and Rouge all say in unison.
I guess all the Americanized, popular, kids anime/video game characters are friends...Go figure.
"OH MY GOD!" Aya screams.
Right now, Aya can be described as "like a kid in a candy store." It has been her life-long dream to meet her anime idols. Gin's too, but she has a restraining order.
"Uh. Hi," Ash says, as Aya grabs his hand.
"Um, Yami? Do we know her?" Misty asks.
"Yah, and who's the blonde?" Ash asks.
"SHE'S MINE!" Kaiba screams, grabbing Gin, who blushes.
"Ew ew ew," Misty says, backing away from Kaiba slightly. "Why is he here?"
"Ya know what?" Yami begins. "I don't know. Hmm hmm... OH MY GOD!"
"What? What?" Sonic asks.
"I just figured out who Gin reminds me of!" Yami exclaims.
"Really? Coolio! Who?" Gin asks, excitedly.
"You. Are. My. Older. Sister!" Yami says.
"WHAT?" everyone else screams in unison.
"Woah. Cool!" Gin says, excitedly.
"WAAHHH! I find this perfect girl and she has to be related to him." Kaiba says to himself.
"Um, news flash. Gin cant possibly be your sister because SHE'S FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION." Aya says.
How, you're wondering, could Yami recognize Gin when she's never met him, and he's never met her? Well, this is how: Yamis father was, how should I say...a playa; but a playa of dimensional proportions. Yami knows this because when he asked his father the immortal question of: "where do babies come from," he gave him a very..."detailed" answer... This scarred Yami so much that he had to have his memory altered. Now, whenever he so much as hears the word "condom," he goes into a mental relapse and starts seizing. He (thankfully) remembers none of the details, but he did remember that he had a sister. This intrigued him, since he never had a gal-friend (the female equivalent of dude-friend), and was only exposed to girls when he escaped from the Millennium Puzzle (with sheer will-power too, he didn't want to hear Yugi rant away about Joey's new girlfriend). At the age of about six, he managed to find a picture of his sister and started to pretend to watch over her in a big brotherly way. Funnily enough, one of his favorite games was pretending that Gin was involved with an unsuitable boy (whom she wished to be rid of) and Yami gladly blew him to bits (the part of Gin and the boy played by his Barbie and Ken, Ancient Egyptian Edition. Ken's head had to be re-sewn multiple times). He stopped playing this long ago, but he still remembers his little sis. He had never actually seen her in person...until now...
"Well, there's one way we can tell for sure..." Yami says.
"Yes! She might not be related to him! Whee!" Kaiba says, again to himself.
"If you are my sister, then your forehead will show the Millennium Eye..." Yami says, speaking to Gin.
"Ookaay, so wah-ah!" Gin says.
Sure enough, on Gin's forehead, plain as day, was the Millennium Eye.
"Hey, how come I didn't see that before?" Ash asks.
"I don't know, something to do with the spell I think." Yami says, shrugging.
"DAMN!" Kaiba shouts.
"What's up with him?" Rouge asks.
"I don't want to know," Shadow says.
"I think he's pissed that Gins related to Yami, which reminds me..." Aya says, turning back into a super Saiyan.
Kaiba, remembering when they first met, blinks then starts running away in a very Mario-ish way.
"WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kaiba screams.
"YAY! GO AYA!" everyone cheers.
Gin bites her bottom lip and looks more than a little bit T.O-ed. "Mmm..."
"WHEEEE!" Aya squeals. She enjoys his pain a little too much, ne?
Suddenly, a menacing laugh fills the air.
"MUA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! SOON, YOU WILL ALL PERISH UNDER MY SUPREME POWER!" says a creepy voice.
"Eh?" Sonic asks, looking around.
"Wait. That voice sounds familiar. Hmmm..." Aya ponders.
"OH MY GOD!" Gin gasps. "IT'S--IT'S--IT'S--"
"MARIK! COME OUT AND SHOW YOURSELF!" Yami shouts, looking more than a tad angry.
"Waah! Sonic!" Amy screams, grabbing on to little boy bl--I mean Sonic.
"Pathetic mortal beings," Shadow says, in that antagonist-who-is-at-a-second-glance-really-a-protagonist way of his.
Marik Ishtar walks out of a dark alley right in front of the group, clutching his Millennium Rod.
"MUA HAHAHAHAHAH!" Marik laughs, maniacally. "ITS TOO LATE! I WILL SOON--HEY!"
"MUA HAHAHAHA!" laughs a second creepy voice. "SOON YOU WILL ALL PERSISH UNDER MY--MY--MY--uhh SOMETHING!"
"BAKURA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Marik roars.
Bakura walks out of the same alley. "I'm doing the creepy YOU WILL ALL PERISH UNDER MY blah, blah, blah thing. Duh."
"But I was doing that you moron!" Marik says, giving Bakura a hard prod on the chest.
Alrighty, while Marik and Bakura are babbling away like the idiots that they are, I'll take a moment to explain these two sniveling pile of Wookie dung. Marik is an evil dude who is hell-bent on collecting the Egyptian God cards (notice that there are no godDESS cards. Pfft.) and Yami's ancient Pharaoh power. He plans on doing this with his Millennium Rod (which he stole from Yami's cousin, Akbarmed, while he was distracted by an unusual light flickering on a wall (he is very moth-like, you see. Follows the flame). Unfortunately, he uses his power for the supreme evil: forcing innocent high school girls to go out with him. Unfortunately, he was scarred as a child when he accidentally fell into a lake on a summer vacation, and had CPR preformed on him by his cousin, Tristen (YES PEOPLE, BE SHOCKED). You can see now why he is so evil and twisted.
Now, Bakura is Marik's evil minion. He is after basically the same thing as Marik, but for different reasons than Marik. He is only working for Marik to pay for his psychiatrist bills (which are frequent, since he has many issues to work out, such as being obsessed with wombats, by which he is fascinated. He is a member of the Wombat-like Citizens League...don't ask). He secretly wants to kill Marik and steal his power of mind control, so he can use the wombats to do his strange and creepy bidding.
Well, THAT
was special. I think we should continue
now.
"DAMMIT!"
Aya shouts, randomly.
"Bakura is so messed up and I hate Marik," she replies, glancing over in their direction.
"Don't worry, we all do," Misty says.
Bakura and Marik are still fighting. Kaiba, in the meanwhile, is standing next to Gin, sneering at something.
"I don't really think I need to watch this pathetic rivalry between two second-rate duelists." Kaiba says, rolling his eyes.
Kaiba starts walking away but Yami grabs his arm and pulls him back.
"You're not leaving," Yami says. "I want to see Marik beat you again."
"Wait, wait woah." Aya says. "Marik can beat him in a duel?"
"Duh, Aya," Gin scoffs. "There was a whole episode about it."
"Oh yeah...I remember. Wasn't that the one everyone at school was so happy about?"
"It seems like everyone hates him except Gin and Mokuba." Rouge observes.
"WHEE!" Aya says, cheerfully hopping up and down.
When Marik and Bakura hear the "whee" they look down and see Aya for the first time.
"WOW!" they breathe in unison.
"WOW! She's hot! So's the blonde. Oh wait, she seems
to be Kaiba's girl friend. Even I don't want to mess with Kaiba
when he has a girl. Hmmm...and the brunette, the way she's looking at the Pharaoh... Oh well, I like a challenge,"
Marik thinks to himself, giving Aya the "once over." (PERV, PERV,
PERV!) "Wait a minute...she has a Millennium Puzzle?
B-but-but-the pharaoh wah? DAMN! This means I cant control her
mind... Oh well, maybe Ill just kidnap her later."
Well, happy readers, if you are somewhat perplexed by Aya's
"Millennium Puzzle" do not fret. There is no need to go back
and read previous paragraphs. All will be explained.
"OH MY GOD! WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW!" Bakura thinks to
himself."She's sooooooo HAWT! Ahem. Need to
be calm, cool, and collected. Chicks dig the evil genius bishie
type. Breathe...Ok. Wait. What was I thinking about
again? Oh. Right. SHE'S SO HAAWT!"
Woah dudes, lay off the Prozac.
"What on earth are the two morons staring at?" Aya asks,
gesturing towards Bakura and Marik.
"Huh? Wah happen?" Sonic asks, with a dazed look on his face.
"Oh Sonic, I love it when you act all dumb-founded like that!"
Once again, we find Amy smothering Sonic.
"AGH! Can't...breathe...help..." Sonic sputters, gasping for air.
Gin tries to come up with a plan... "Uh...Oh! OMIGOD! LOOK, IT'S um...uh...LEGOLAS!"
Amy turns around, but still holds on to Sonic.
"Um, Gin, there's no one there--" Aya stops when she sees Gin glaring at her. "Oh...YA! And um...OMIGOD IT'S LIKE, HAYDEN AND um...HEATH! And..."
"JOHNNY DEPP!" Gin shouts.
Amy squeals and drops Sonic like a hot potato. "OMIGOD! JOHNNY DEPP! OMIGOD! Hey..." Amy realizes something. "There's no one there..."
Pfuit. Turning around for JD and not Hayden or Heath? There really IS something wrong with that girl.
"Thanks you guys, I owe you one," Sonic says, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Don't worry about it." Gin says, waving her hand.
All this time, Marik and Bakura had been staring at Aya. Then, they snap out of it and walk right up to the group.
"There's no escaping this time!" Marik shouts, in what he seems to believe is a menacing voice.
"Yeah, there's no escap--" Bakura begins.
Marik hits him very hard on the head.
"Ow! What was that for?" Bakura asks, angrily rubbing his head.
"Just shut up and stop repeating what I say," Marik says.
"They really are stupid aren't they?" Gin says to no one in
particular.
"Ok, ok--hey! Were not stupid!" Bakura exclaims.
"What planet are you from? Of course you're stupid," Gin says, rolling her eyes.
"Ok so are we gonna fight or what?" Yami asks Marik, impatiently. "'Cuz I sort of want to get it over with."
"We'll fight soon, Pharaoh. Just one moment, please," Marik says.
Marik walks up to Aya.
"What's your name?" he asks her.
"Aya, what's it to you?" she responds, eyeing him suspiciously.
"Now, Aya," Marik begins, holding out his hand. "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Will you kindly hand over your Millennium Puzzle?"
To be continued