This is Sailor Break

Lita: Welcome Reader to first ever Sailor Break. In this show, we will be asking a lot of question to DMWM. These two author is just a pain…..I mean…grand. Anyway, like I have said before these two author have been friend and have created Moon's Transformation, Half sister: End of the world, and many more that is coming up later this winter. DMWM shair an account on Fanfiction and love what they do. Remember DM and WM are two different people.. ……..they suck……like…..

The cameras switch to Rie that is seating in a grandhall temple.

Rie: O…..kay, ANYWAY, we like to bring out our first two guest, Serena and DM.

DM: Why am I here! I have to finish writing chapter seven you idiots!

Serena: Yeah…why am I here as well, I have to get ready for my next scene. Darian, I'm coming my love.

DM smack Serena upside the head with her dirty socks. Both Lita and Rie start making throwup sound in the background. The cameras turn off. Five minutes later the cameras turn back on and pointed to a small stage in the background. Both Lita and Rie stood next to a small glass wall. In the wall was a tv.

Lita: Sorry about the small inconvenience. There seem to be some difficulties with our cameras.

Lita turn to around th look at Rie. Rie have fired all around her and Lita slowly back away from her. Serena pulled out her game boy and started to play some Mario Brothers.

Rie: Your sick DM. What the hell is wrong with you!

DM pick his/her nail and looked up at the girl with disgust. Rie throws a fire ball at her and DM ran away from her. Lita grab Rie arms and pulled her back.

Rie: I'm so going to get you…you …you…you bitch. Just wait until I get my hand on you!

DM: Just wait until my law people hear about this! I don't even know why WM wanted to write about you loser. Gozz.

Rie: Listen you no good spelling, let down…second rated writer, I'll throw my fire balls at you again and again if I have to. I don't care what WM have to say.

Serena: Rie just shut up and let WM finish with this story, then you can kick whoever butt you want. I want to know what happen to me….well I already know what happen to me anyway.

Lita throw Rie to the side and walk toward Serena and DM. The room light shut off and came back on again. The room change from theature to now a small office room. Three chairs appear and a cage appear as well. Inside the cage was Rie and a Super xEtReAm shield is around the cage. Lita sits down behind the desk and DM and Serena followed her and sit down on their own seats.

Lita: Well since Rie is calming down, lets start the show.

Rie: How the hell can you say that I'm calming down you fuck! You put me in a cage for god sake.

Lita: Shut up Rie…….Don't use that kind of word in this show ever again!

Producer walk in the office and camreas turn to him. Several contrustion worker started to take stuff from the office and take away the three walls. DM and Serena looked at each other and looked around the now open parking lot. Lita moved out of the way and the worker taken the green desk. Lita turn around to see the cage was also taken away.

Lita: What is going on here. Why are these guys taking away my fav desk? OMG I think that guy is my old boyfriend. I LOVE YOU MARKEST Dear I have always loved you.

Everyone looked at Lita and a sweat drop appear behind her head. The producer cough and looked at all of the girls and looked at Rie in the crazy suit.

Producer: Sorry girls but we have some issue that the network needs to work on. It seems that we keep on getting SUED cuz of fire accidents, lighting bolt, bubbles and making people feel little bit stupid. Plus the two authors havent put up a chapter for a while now.

Rie turns to DM and fire was shoting out of her eyes, everyone backed away from her. Rie pointed her index finger at DM and started to walk toward DM.

Rie: Its all your damn fualt! Just put up another chapter will ya. The reader want this story NOW

DM. Stop trying to blame this on me you sick freakio. I'm not the one throwing fire balls at people, having a major PMS problem and can't find a make believe boyfriend. So STOP ATTACKING ME AND GET ON WITH YOUR OWN LAME ASS LIFE. Oh I FORGOT YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE. IT ONLY GOES TO 378 episodes.

Rie/Lita: why you…..we'll get you.

Rie and Lita run toward DM but DM pull out a blackish wond. A portal appear and DM jump inside. The rainbow color portal then disappear.

Serena: WOW THAT IS SO PRETTY. I WONDER IF I CAN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Mina jump out of her hiding spot and looked at Luna. Luna just walk toward the now video camera and looked at it.

Luna: Well since this show is now a total disaster, and now your client don't want to be on this show anymore we…

Mina: Luna don't say something, let me.

Luna: Go ahead, since you are a clone of Serena.

Mina/Serena. Luna that is so mean…

Rini pop out of nowhere. Everyone stop and looked at her.Nine girls and ten boys come out behind her. Sailor Pluto and Queen Serenity from the other side of the portal just looked at each other and a small party have began to start. Rini turn toward the video camera and smile.

Rini: THIS HAVE BEEN A SAILOR BREAK. STAY TUNE TO THE NEXT NEWS REPORT/ RANDOM TALKING..

Serena: Rini what are you during here. And who are the other kids that is with you Rini.

Rini: You have to find that one out….grandma. lol

Everyone: WHAT……..

Rini winks at the camera and everything have turn blank.