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Confessions of a Teenage Red Head
Chapter 1
Day 1
January 10 1977
Today is the very first day of my red head log. I decided to spend this first log telling everyone a little about my
life.So I am a 17 year old witch at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I'm a seventh year and head
girl at Hogwarts. I also have incredible taste in music, unlike other people I know. Muggle music all the way! My
favorite bands would have to be the Beatles, the Who and Led Zeppelin, greatest bands ever. Now not to brag
or anything but I have the three greatest best friends every, Alice, Marian, and Catherine. They seriously are,
when ever I'm down they help me get back up. Always ready to protect us (not that I need) Marian packs a
hard punch. She's tough, beautiful and is pretty smart. Not as smart as me though…er… I mean …oops.
Cough, cough, anyway she plays keeper on the Gryffindor Quidditch team and is the only one of us who is
actually on good speaking terms with James Potter and Sirius Black. But alas I am getting ahead of myself; those
two are a different story. Now Catherine, called Cat, is probably the best dressed of the group with out her the
rest of us would be miss-matched clumsy mumbling fools but because she is around we are only clumsy,
mumbling fools. YES! I forgot to mention that Marian and Cat are pureblood, hence they are very rich and
related to somehow. Cat is also very pretty and can play the piano very well (must be the rich thing. Last but
definitely not least is Alice. NO she's not dating Frank Longbottom, that's a different Alice. GOSH! Sorry they
get mixed up a lot. Moving on Alice is very sweet and wouldn't hurt a fly. She is usually the shoulder we cry on.
Also she's very shy and quiet when she's around people she doesn't know, but once you get to know her she's
very funny and quite sarcastic. Well I'd like to write more about my life but I'm hungry and to lazy to do it right
now. This leads me into my first lesson on red heads,
Red heads are lazy and get bored very easily (must be out attention span, very short). Don't bore a red head it could lead into dangerous things, very dangerous things.
Still Day 1
So I am going to write about my best friends who are guys. There are Seamus, Liam and Bob, I know random
but supposedly it's common in the U.S. (weird Americans). Liam is the only Gryffindor, so we girls are a lot
closer to him then the other two. I think he has a crush on Cat, they have known each other forever (another
pureblood thing. I wonder if they are related too. Eeww yuck, incest!). He's really funny and not bad looking but
he's too close to the marauders to be a good boy friend, or that's what Cat says anyway. Both Bob and Seamus
are Ravenclaws, the only times we get to really hang out is at class, school events, in library, and during break.
The two of them are never separate and sometimes I wonder if they are gay. They are still great guys though
especially if you need help with homework (hey they are Ravenclaws).
Ahh perfect timing, the marauders just walked through the portrait hole. The marauders are my arch enemies.
Okay I guess they aren't my arch enemies, that would have to be Slytherns and that crazy Voldmort dude isn't
too high on my best friend list either. I don't like them is a better way to put it. The marauders are four friends
who like to prank and bully innocent people. James Potter is the "leader" of the group, head boy, and quidditch
caption. He has some strange obsession with asking me out, ha like I'd go out with him, and he's an arrogant,
cocky, womanizing prick. Not to mention he's a bully. Gahh, just thinking about him makes me sick. "Deep
breaths Lily, deep breaths" "Hey Evans you know talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity." And that was
Sirius Black; he's just as bad as Potter if not worse. I swear the two of them share a brain. Now the only one
that I can stand a little bit is Remus Lupin, that's because he's the only one who actually tries at school and he's
a prefect. He's nice too, and he's the one who makes sure the pranks aren't to over the top. The last marauder
is Peter P. as I call him. I don't really know him except that time I had to tutor him in charms; he's not the
brightest book on the shelf. So it's late now and I'm dead tired and I have to start on my potions essay. Gahh I
hate potions! Must remind myself why I am taking it again, oh yeah I want to be a healer. Dratted healers!
Day 2
January 11 1977
So history of magic is incredibly boring. Why did I take this class? I'm head girl; I should have known not to
take it again. But NO, it must be a heads thing because Potter is in here too. Hmm maybe all heads have to take
H.O.M. I mean maybe the administration made us take it with out us knowing. I've got to run this by Potter after
class. Anyway, none of our friends took this course, so we had to make a truce. It was that one day I'd sleep
and he'd take notes and then the next day we switch. Brilliant plan, as you can guess its Potters day to sleep,
lucky bastard. At least class is over in five minutes. I'd better wake Potter up; it takes him awhile to get going.
This is the best part of the class, usually I pinch him and he jumps but he's starting to get immune to it, so today I
think I'll do something new. It always starts with me shaking him, "Potter, Potter wake up." He rolls over looks
at me and starts to snore. The creepy thing is his eyes are still open. Hmm that never happened before interesting. Now is the time I usually pinch him but today I'll just punch him. "Bloody Hell Lily, what the fuddle
did ya do that for." I'll explain the fuddle later, "I had to wake you up somehow".
"So you punched me? What happened to the pinched they didn't hurt, gosh I think I have a dead arm." I
shrugged and picked up my books "I felt like changing it up a bit". Potter gives me a dirty look and then we walk
down to lunch together. We are pretty silent until he asked me if this was a journal or something, ha yeah right. I
told him that he was nosy and it's a documentary, Duh. Well okay I didn't say the duh part but I wanted to. He
responds with "What's a documentary?" Man that kid is dumber than I thought…opps he saw that part better
…baa.
James Potter here, so Lily just walked into a slythern and is otherwise occupied. Now normally I like to
tick up for Lily but I decided that she could handle it. Well actually she gave me this pretty scary look, so
I'll just commentate. Big ugly slythern, Lestrange says, "Watch where you're going mudblood". Man do I
want to punch him right in the face. "Well Lestrange if you weren't so busy staring at Blacks arse you
might notice that there are other people in the world besides you and the sluts you sleep with". Wow that
was a nice comeback, not only did she insult Lestrange but also Bellatrix and every other Slythern girl
because they are all sluts. "Watch what your saying Evans, you don't know who'll be listening." Wow if
that wasn't cryptic, I don't know what is. That Bellatrix is one insane bitch. "If you're talking about your
precious Lord Voldmort, see if I care." Oh no I think its time I intervene; this is getting to dangerous for
my liking. "Well, well, well Bellatrix, little fire crotch thinks she's…grunt." Holy shit, Lily just punched
him, I think she broke his nose. Wow it amazes me that mudblood doesn't even phase her but fire crotch
does. Amazing, Lily is my new hero.
Note to self – never call Lily fire crotch
"Reds that was remarkable!" that's me, I had to say something. "Oh I forgot you were here James. Man
that felt good."
"Hell Yeah! Oh here's your book back, don't worry I wrote it all in there. Lily just called me James. YES!
So I got my documentary back and a detention, but I don't mind it was for the good of man kind. Potter
comments are pretty good so I'll leave in there, gives the opinion of an outsider.He also told the rest of the
marauders and since then Black and Peter have been bowing to me saying "We're not worthy, we're not
worthy." I'd better stop them before they get a hernia and hurt themselves.
TOP 7 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO/SAY TO A RED HEAD
1.Never get a red head angry, it can lead to excessive yelling and violence.
1.5 If a red head is angry never tell them to chill out, relax, calm down, etc. it only gets us even angrier.
2. Never call a red head fire crotch it's annoying and only serves to get them angry. (see #1)
3. Never tease a red head whether it's because they have red hair, have lots of freckles or just because the failed a test.
4. Never touch a red head unless permission is given, they like their personal space and a broken hand may follow.
5. Never tell a red head they have anger problems and need anger management. We already know it and we don't need everyone and their great grandmothers telling us.
6. Don't steal/eat a red head's dinner. Actually just don't touch any of their food, especially if it's a dessert.
6.5 Never take a red heads chocolate, we loves ours chocolate.
7. Don't bother a red head during P.M.S. this is the time when red heads are the most dangerous.
I hope you all liked it thanks to Magical Mexican, Rupertsgrl: i would love to use some of your quotes, Beth and Betsy.
pretty pretty please review, i m begging you.