Thanks for the reviews Yes its getting better lol and there will be plenty of mushy stuff

To The First Night in the House

Hours later everyone had their stuff un packed and Tidus and Auron were back from the store.

"Mmmm what'd you get?" Rikku snatched one of the sacks up and nearly stuck her whole head inside.  Lulu walked into the kitchen. Tidus was setting up the 14 bottles of alcohol they bought.  She sighed "You people really want to spend your first night in the house piss drunk?"

"Yep!" Tidus said laughing loudly.  Yuna giggled at his funny laugh.  Lulu rolled her eyes and left the room just as Seymour was walking in. He put a hand up in reaction as one of her large breast nearly knocked him over when they collided.

"Oh Excuse me." Seymour said looking surprised. Damn. (In a good way)

"Sorry." She said just at the same time. Its ok, you'll be grabbing them again.

Tidus smirked. "Psh…Seymour you know you liked that."  Seymour sent Tidus a weird look. Damn right, and I'd do it again.

"What?" he asked leaning over to look inside at the food they brought.  Tidus was pouring small glasses for the 7 of them.  Yuna was standing by him gazing at him like an obsessed fan. He's so hot!  Rikku was opening the meat packages. Mmm hot dogs… I hope the men here are bigger than these.  She held one up and shook it.

"What did they feel like, were they like squishy or like firm cause if their real firm they're probably fake." Tidus said waving his hand around. Yuna giggled again.  He turned to her and smirked. She thinks I'm funny.

"I'm sorry; we aren't of the same mind." Seymour said walking up beside Yuna.  That was a complete lie because not only was he thinking about Lulu's boobs he was now thinking about Yuna's ass.

"Huh?" Tidus stopped pouring and gave him a dumbfounded look.

"I think he means he doesn't have a dirty mind like you." Rikku pointed out.  Seymour nodded then whispered. "It was soft not too firm."  Tidus and him shared a quick laugh.

"EVERYONE GET DRESSED WE'RE GOING IN THE HOT TUB!" Tidus yelled with his hands around his mouth. Their hot tub was outside the kitchen doors. Rikku and Yuna ran off giggling as they went back to their room.  Everyone changed into their swimming suits.  Yuna had a purple bikini with pink flowers on it.  Rikku's was lime green with yellow dots on it.  Lulu wore a black T-shirt and black bikini bottoms.  Seymour had blue swimming trunks, Auron's were red and black, Tidus' were blue and yellow, and Wakka's were orange.  They all grabbed their glasses and got inside.  Rikku jumped in beside Tidus before Yuna could even.  She frowned and got in between Wakka and Seymour. Aww man she covered them up with a shirt!  Wakka thought looking across from him at Lulu.  Lulu was on the other side of Seymour between him and Auron. 

"To the first night in the house!" Rikku shouted holding her glass in. Everyone yelled Yeah or Wooo! and made a toast then began talking.

"I'll start the barbecue." Auron said getting out of the hot tub.  Tidus sat his empty glass down and went inside for a bottle of Auron's beer. "Grab me one sweety." Rikku said grinning up at him.

Sweety!? Yuna thought to herself she frowned involuntarily. Suddenly she began to hate Rikku.  Seymour gently touched her shoulder. "So Yuna… how old are you?"

"17 I will be 18 next month." She said still frowning at Rikku. Her glass was still half full, she wasn't at all an experienced drinker.  Tidus came back with the two bottles of beer. 

For the next hour the group spent time small talking and getting to know each other while Tidus and Rikku continued to go back and forth to the kitchen for more drinks.

"Nice tattoos." Lulu said pointing to Seymour's chest. I'd like to trace them in chocolate and lick it off.  She thought to herself.  He smiled. "Thank you.  I got them when I was 17." I can use a tattoo gun; maybe you would like some on your chest too?

Yuna looked down at them then quickly back up at Rikku and Tidus who were laughing at each other for no reason.  Rikku then ran her finger down his chest and swam into his lap.  Yuna gritted her teeth and balled her hands into fist. That bitch!!

"SHIT!!" Auron yelled as he flipped a hot pork burger onto his own foot. "Damn…." Great job Auron.  He wiped off the barbecue sauce with a napkin and carried on with the rest of the meat.

Rikku turned Tidus' face away from Auron to her.  She kissed him passionately running her hands up and down his back and around his neck. 

Yuna's face was red with anger. I can't watch this anymore!  She shot up out of the hot tub and went inside.

"Where're you going?" Seymour asked watching the back of her as she slammed the doors.  Tidus pulled away from Rikku.  "What was that?"

Seymour got out and went inside to see what was wrong.

"Oooo that little…. Oh God I just wanna… Grrr!!!!" she paced back and forth squeezing her fist as tight as they would go.  Seymour walked in and caught her kicking the sofa then rubbing her princess feet.

"Is everything ok?" he asked walking up close behind her.  No! that bitch is out there making out with my man!! Well he's not really mine yet, but I was planning on it and anyway well…

Seymour bent down to the side to see her face. "Yuna? Its Rikku is it not? She's been hanging all over Tidus.  And you like him."

She looked up at him. "You're right."  He smiled.

"I am not very fond of her either.  We shall get her." He said.  They both chuckled evilly.  Tidus ran inside from the back door into the kitchen.  His feet were wet and as they met the slick floor of the kitchen they shot out from underneath of him leaving him laying flat on his back with his feet in the air. "Aaaa haa haa ow!! Mommy!!" he whined laying there on his back.  Yuna ran to his side. "Are you allright?"

"Are you my mother?" he asked he then giggled. "No..no I remember you're Yuna!" he laughed some more.  What a fuBEEP!ing idiot.  Yuna stood up and looked down at him.

Seymour smirked and stood by her looking down at him. "Leave him." 

Rikku stumbled in the backdoor. "What are you doing?!  I said to lay down in the bed." She laughed and felt over him.  They rolled around on the floor together making out. 

Seymour looked at Yuna and winked. We'll get her! Ooo!! I'll get her so good!!  Yuna followed him into the livingroom and they sat down on the couch discussing their plan.

Meanwhile…

Wakka and Lulu were left alone in the hot tub. "So uh...Lulu where do you work?"

"I was working as a bartender when I was in my late teenage years.  Then I began to become interested in art and writing so I will try to pursue that." She said drinking the last of her first glass. 

"I'm a DJ." Wakka said. "And I'm always in water sport competitions and stuff like that."   After a few moments of quiet, the sound of bubbles could be heard from Wakka's side.

Lulu burst into fits of laughter.  Wakka blushed.

End of part two.  Not that I'm running out of ideas or anything, but if you have suggestions of your own of things that should happen let me know and I'll add 'em in.