It will have some usual parings, but one surprise one near the end. And I never thought of how Auron's son would feel lol
Getting Rikku "Step One"
"Good plan, Seymour. You're really smart." Yuna said smiling up at him. The ends of his two long locks of hair had gotten wet and were now soft dry hair.
"Thank you...I..." He began.
"FOOD'S READY!" Auron yelled through the open kitchen door. I spent damn good time and effort on this.
"Oh!" Yuna jumped up and grabbed Seymour's arm. He was quite surprised by her sudden action. Rikku and Tidus were still lying on the kitchen floor. She had her face buried in his neck. He was giggling like a little girl while she nibbled on his ears and neck. Yuna growled under her breath and went to charge at them, but Seymour grabbed her wrist. "Just wait, let us use the plan first." He whispered.
"Hi Yuna!" Rikku said looking up at her and laughing. "Wanna join us? 3 sums are the best aren't they…um Trydis? What's your name again?"
Tidus laughed. "Teeeeeddddiiiissss."
Seymour rolled his eyes. Can they not get any worse? He didn't understand what made some people act to stupid when they were drunk. He was told he acted pretty normal just a little bit more sexual and flirty when he was drunk, which wasn't often. Yuna turned away from them and walked out back. Auron was putting hot dogs into buns. "Eat up children." He said handing Yuna and Seymour a hot dog.
"Thanks Auron." Yuna said grinning at him. He winked at her. "I'm used to cooking; I raised a child by myself. I've become quite a pro I'd say." She laughed and sat down at their outside table with a red and white umbrella overhead.
Another hour later, Rikku and Tidus had moved into Rikku, Lulu, and Yuna's bedroom, Lulu, Wakka, and Auron had started a movie in the livingroom, and Yuna and Seymour were trying to get a hold of one of Rikku's bottles of shampoo and lotion. The Step One to the plan was to put ketchup, mustard, and other stuff into her shampoo and lotion.
"Shhh…why are you giggling? I do not find anything to be funny just yet." Seymour said. He was standing outside of the room, while Yuna was trying to act normal inside the bedroom. Like Rikku would have noticed anyway, she and Tidus were under the sheets. She snatched the bottles and ran out of the room.
The crew was all asleep at around 3 in the morning, it was now 10 AM and their house phone was ringing. Auron, who was very sensitive to any kind of sound shot out of bed and ran to the phone.
"Hello?" he asked.
"Hello, this is Michael your boss. Meet me at the club Rain at noon, I will explain further directions."
"Ok…" Auron looked around nervously with only 4 bathrooms and 7 people it was going to take a while to get ready.
"Bye." Click.. Shit.
Auron stuck his head into every room and yelled for everyone to get up. Rikku groaned and turned to get out of bed, but came face to face with Tidus. "Ah!!"
Tidus gasped then looked down to make sure he wasn't nude or anything. Thank god I didn't fubeepk her. He sighed in relief. "Do you remember anything that happened last night?"
"Um…we were in the hot tub, drinking and talking. Yuna was mad at someone." She said while rubbing her eyes. I hope I didn't sleep with him. I don't wanna come off as a slut to these people. She slid off the bed wearing her same clothes as the previous day. She grabbed her shampoo and headed down the hall to the blue, yellow, and orange colored fish themed bathroom. Yuna grinned. Hahahaha bitch!
"What?" Tidus asked taking off his shirt right in front of her showing off his nice, tanned and toned body. Her cheeks hit a shade of pink. Oh...oh...my GOD!
"Nothing…um...I'm gonna go grab a bathroom before anyone else does." She quickly jumped off her bed and grabbed an outfit for the day. Lulu followed, she wasn't a very patient person, and waiting in line for things like bathrooms was the worst.
Seymour and Wakka had showered the night before or rather 6 hours ago in the morning so they spent their time getting dressed and putting their hair back into place. "Wonder what our job's gonna be." Wakka said pouring gel into his hand then spiking up the front of his hair.
"Hmm I do also." I hope it's not something outside in the heat. Or stripping well…I'd like to watch the girls…no stop thinking like that. Seymour said putting on a dark blue over shirt, over his white tank top along with another pair of tight black jeans. Wakka wore an orange tank top with palm trees on it and orange and green shorts with a green head band around his head.
Without watching closely Rikku poured her discolored shampoo into her palm and rubbed it into her hair. Ugh this feels weird. She could smell the familiar smells of ketchup and mustard. She screamed and started trying to wash it out.
"What was that?" Lulu asked to herself. Get a tampon stuck? She was indeed waiting on a bathroom. Auron, Rikku, Yuna, and Tidus had claimed the other ones. After 30 minutes she started banging on the door. Hurry up! Rikku was trying to comb her sticky matted hair into a halfway decent bun. This looks like shit! Who did this?!
An hour later 11:30 AM Yuna, Auron, Tidus, Seymour, and Wakka were sitting in the living room waiting on the others. Lulu took Yuna's bathroom while Rikku continued to try and fix her hair and get the ketchup mustard smell out of it.
"What's taking them so long, we're gonna be late." Tidus pointed in a whiney voice he looked up at their huge clock with gold numbers and hands. He threw on a light blue t shirt on and a pair of black shorts. Auron had on a dark green button down shirt and dark blue jeans. Yuna chose to wear a white and light purple flowery skirt and a light purple tank top. Lulu almost ran out of the bathroom wearing black capris and a black and white T shirt. Many people mistake her for being gothic when she really just liked the colors black and white and didn't think she looked right in bright or loud colors. "I don't know what Rikku's doing, she's been in there for at least an hour 'n a half. Yuna stifled back a laugh. Let's leave the slut here. She'll be in there for hours. Seymour sent her a quick smile. "Yuna…would you like to step outside with me a moment and catch some fresh air."
"Yes." She answered standing along with him. Tidus followed. "Yeah I seen the basketball hoop out there. Gonna go hoop it up." He shot an imaginary basketball into the air and pretended to make a perfect swish.
"Excuse me people. We need to be leaving now." Auron said brushing his hands down his shirt in an attempt to straighten out some of the wrinkles he didn't have time to iron out.
"Rikku!!" Tidus yelled. "We're leaving!!"
"Wait wait wait!" she said running out of the bathroom wearing short khaki shorts and a hot pink shirt wet around the shoulders from her hair. She had it up in a bun and smelled like strong perfume. Her and Tidus both felt awful from being so drunk the night before, but their hyper personalities hid it well.
In the next chapter they'll find out what their job is and Getting Rikku Step Two.