AnGeL70- The seven of them live together in front of cameras, no one gets voted off.  And there might just be a little bit of Wakka/Lulu sorry…

The Job

Auron drove the crew to the club that morning going way over the speed limit just to get there at exactly noon.

"Man this place is tight, ya?" Wakka said looking around at the place.  It was lit up with pink, yellow, and blue lights. There was a big screen, turned off at the moment. 

"Yeah." Tidus commented looking around and grinning. "You think so Yuna?"  Man she looks cute in that skirt.

She nodded and smiled at him.  What did he just say; I was too busy focusing on those eyes. 

Rikku jumped up beside Tidus. "I wonder what we're gonna hafta do?"  She held his shoulders and jumped up on his back.  Yuna was mad at this, but she kept her calm.  Something that she was learning from Seymour.

She looked back at him and he winked at her.  She noticed that he didn't really seem to interact with anyone but her.  Auron had made a comment to him about the place and all he did was nod.  Wakka was always trying to strike up a conversation, but Seymour always cut it short by a quick to the point reply.  Lulu had spoken with him a few times.

Michael, the boss stepped into the area.  "Welcome roommates.  I have some papers for you to sign and I'd also like to learn your names."  They exchanged names with him and sat down at the red booth tables and filled out there papers.  Tidus surprisingly took a seat across from Yuna, but before he could say anything to her, Rikku squeezed into the booth with him.  Grrrr!!!!! Keep it cool, Yuna, chill out girl.  Yuna said to herself mentally.   Seymour sat next to her in the booth.

Hmm Rikku may be of use to me.  Seymour thought realizing with Rikku there, Tidus could never get alone time with Yuna, therefore he could get to Yuna first.  Although he thought Lulu was very pretty and more mature, Yuna was naïve, young, and had that good girl sense about her.  Three things that he definitely was attracted to, while he also thought she was beautiful.

Wakka, Lulu, and Auron sat in another, Wakka and Lulu on one side, Auron by himself on the other.  "He still hasn't told us what we're gonna be doing, ya? What if I don't wanna do it and I already signed these papers!" Wakka complained.  

 "Haven't you heard of applications? You can always quit." Lulu said softly not wanting to embarrass Wakka too much for his stupidity. Keep your pants on Wakka.  

 Auron chuckled. "Hey, it would be nice to know before we go through all the trouble of fillin this out."

"Hmph." Wakka scribbled down his birth date.

Yuna, who was curious about Seymour, glanced over at his paper. "Hey, we have the same birthday!"  Tidus and Rikku looked up at Yuna.

 Seymour smiled. "Interesting." It's meant to be. She giggled and finished up her paper.  They all handed their applications into Michael.  He looked over them briefly and started explaining.  Each person would have a different job, Rikku was a waitress, Tidus was a janitor, Wakka very coincidental was a DJ, Lulu was in charge of keeping records of what famous people were coming in and different VIPs, Yuna was a go go dancer, Seymour a bartender, and Auron was in charge of all the electrical equipment.

Everyone but Yuna seemed content with their jobs.  She walked away from the group and stood alone, Seymour of course followed. "Is there something wrong?"

"Yes! I can't be a dancer! I that's not what I'm about!" she whispered loudly. Rikku should have this job!  Tears collected in the corners of her eyes.  Seymour stood in front of her so no one else could see her cry. Even with her high heels, her head was an inch below his shoulder.  She wiped her tears away quickly.

"Maybe you can trade jobs with Lulu or Rikku.  I'd even trade you jobs if it bothers you that much." Seymour said with a slight chuckle at the thought of himself in a skimpy outfit shakin away.

Yuna laughed out loud. Haha! I'd pay to see that.  

Seymour smiled, happy that he could bring her from tears to laughter. Inside he was actually nervous. Please I wasn't serious. Do not ask me to trade please don't ask me to trade.

"I'm going to speak with Rikku." Yuna said walking past Seymour to the crowd of the rest of the gang.  He joined them with her.  Rikku was very excited to be a dancer instead of a waitress and the trade was successful. 

An hour later, the crew was back at home relaxing.  Rikku took another shower and used Lulu's shampoo to thoroughly clean her hair.  Tidus was outside playing basketball with Wakka, Auron was on the phone with his son, Lulu was in the bedroom alone drawing and listening to soft rock music, and Seymour and Yuna were at it again.  In the hot tub, Rikku admitted that milk gave her diarrhea and gas, so of course Seymour being such a good cook was going to whip her up a "Fruit shake" with "no milk".

Yuna was giggling loudly. "Seymour this is really mean. I should be thanking Rikku now for trading jobs with me."  She was leaning against the counter watching him. 

"She's still on Tidus, is she not?" Seymour asked looking at her.  Yuna frowned. "You're right, add more milk."  He laughed this time it was a more genuine laugh unlike his fake attempts.  He finished her drink and handed it to Yuna.

"What I'm not giving it to her." Yuna said backing two feet away from him.  Seymour held it out to her. And I'm supposed to? I don't want that little brat to think I like her. "What's it going to look like if I take it to her?"

"If I do then she'll know that I'm the one who put milk in it!" Yuna whispered backing further away from him.  He sighed. "Fine I will give it to her."  Yuna grinned.

"Thank you so much!"  Seymour rolled his eyes and headed to the Leopard Room which the girls shared.  Lulu was in there alone.

"Hi, um...Where's Rikku?"  He asked leaning against the doorframe.  She smiled up at him. "She'll be back here in a few minutes, come in." And lock the door behind you sweetheart.

Seymour slowly walked inside and sat the drink on her dresser.

"What's that?" Lulu asked setting down her pencil and sitting up.

"Its for Rikku, could you just tell her that I dropped it off for her." Seymour said pointing to the drink then heading toward the door. 

"Wait…um...do you have dinner plans tonight?" Lulu asked tossing back the hair that was loose from her ponytail.  Seymour looked around the room then down at her. "Actually I was going to cook dinner tonight for us all. You could come grocery shopping with me if you'd like." Oh no… How can I go after Yuna, and run from Lulu without making either action obvious?

Again it's not really humorous just general stuff.  The next chapter will be about the first "official" hook up.  Can you guess who it will be?