Rikku

It was 12 o'clock AM everyone had just come home from work. Rikku followed Tidus into his and Auron's room.

"Hey, Tidus you aren't going to bed yet are you. We don't work tomorrow." She whined. Tonight will be the perfect night to get Yuna back.

"Uh…no I wasn't. What do you wanna do?" he asked sitting down on his bed letting her climb into his lap.

She kissed his cheek and hugged him close to her. "Let's prank Yuna tonight."

"Rikku… I think you and her should make up. I don't want this kind of tension in this house. Let's just have fun while we're here." Tidus said scooting away from her and standing up. "I'm gonna go shower."

Rikku sighed and frowned to herself. Auron walked into the room, she changed her frown into a big grin. Auron shot her a strange glance. She kept grinning while watching his every move.

"I'll probably regret asking, but what is your problem?" he asked. He had just come from the shower and was dressed in matching red and black silky pajamas.

One problem is you are a total hottie, but must be at least over 30.

"I've got to get Yuna back for what she did to me, but no one will help." She said as sadly as she could.

Auron laughed. "I know you aren't expecting me to."

She nodded and gave him the puppy dog eyes and poked out lip. Pretty please Auron! You gotta!!

Auron sighed….

Yuna was sitting in the living room with Wakka, Lulu, and Seymour. They were discussing there dislikes of this job. Rikku slowly walked into the room and sat down on the other side of Lulu who was sitting beside Seymour.

"Lulu I've got a secret to tell you come with me to the kitchen." Rikku whispered to her. Step one, spread rumors. Lulu got up and went with her.

"What is it?" Lulu asked anxiously.

"Yuna and Seymour have been having sex." Rikku whispered loudly. Lulu gasped. Her jealousy could have turned her whole body green.

"How do you know?" Lulu asked putting her hand on her hip. She didn't know Rikku well enough to trust her.

"Auron told me he saw it." Rikku said covering her mouth. Lulu gasped again. They entered the living room again. Lulu left a foot length space between her and Seymour. Rikku left to go find Tidus. She caught him in the other sitting area where he and Wakka had set up their game systems in. It was a peach, orange and brown colored room with off white couches.

"Tidus guess what I just heard." Rikku said loudly, clinging to his arm.

"What?" Tidus asked pausing his game.

"Seymour and Yuna are having sex." Rikku said. He won't want that bitch after she's fu%ed Seymour.

"Right now!?" Tidus asked a little too loudly.

No you pervert God! "Not right now, but they've been doing it." Rikku said. "Auron said he saw it."

Tidus sat back down. "Well good for him. The first man in the house to get ass, give him an award." Rikku could see in his face that he was upset. She sat beside him.

"You could be the second." She spoke to him in a sultry voice.

"Uh…no that's ok." Tidus said un pausing his game. "You could go get me a beer though."

She rolled her eyes and got up. She stepped into the girl's bedroom. Step 2 Ketchup and Mustard, comes out of your hair, but mustard stains clothes permanently. Hehehehe. She squirted the ketchup and mustard all in Yuna's drawers and on her bed sheets. Rikku returned to the living room to find Seymour and Yuna missing. "Where are Seymour and Yuna?" Rikku asked as if she genuinely cared about them.

"You're two worst enemies?" Lulu asked. "In the kitchen making popcorn."

"Oh." Rikku nervously stepped into the kitchen and caught the couple making out while the popcorn popped rhythmically in the microwave. Yuna quickly broke away from him and looked down. They really are a couple!?

"Hello Rikku." Seymour said politely. "Would you like some popcorn also?"

"Uh…no thanks." What's that bitch giving me dirty looks for. I'll beat her down right here. She's probably just jealous that she can't have Tidus.

Rikku poured her a glass of blue kool aid. She heard her name being whispered by Yuna into Seymour's ear.

"What?" Rikku asked with the pitcher of kool aid in her hand. Come bitch say it to my face. Seymour back up.

"I wasn't speaking with you!" Yuna yelled trying to push her way past Seymour who was holding her waist. "Yuna shhh…don't get worked up."

"No but you were speaking about me. Tell me to my face bitch!" Rikku yelled taking a few steps closer to her.

"Let me go!" Yuna pulled away from Seymour and swung a fist at Rikku. Yuna missed as Rikku ducked and poured the kool aid over Yuna's head.

"Ahhh!! You stupid slut!" Yuna grabbed Rikku's hair and threw her against the cabinets. Rikku swung the glass pitcher and hit Yuna across the face with it. Yuna hit the ground. Oh my God! I really didn't mean to hit her that hard. Oh well…

Seymour was in shock, it took him a minute to get to his girlfriend's aid. "Yuna…?"

She moaned and held her head. Seymour lifted her into his arms and carried her to his bed.

Tidus ran into to the room. "What's going on!?!"

"Hon, you're a day late, dollar short. The fights over." Lulu replied. The kitchen and living room area was only divided by half a wall so everything could be heard between the two rooms.

"Fight? Between who?" Tidus asked plopping down on the couch.

"You're two brides. You know neither will admit, but you are the cause of their fighting. Am I the only one smart enough to see that?" Lulu asked sighing loudly and walking off to her room.

Rikku ran off into the confessional room to do her first interview.

"Hey MTV!!" she started off cheerfully. "I bet you're wondering what the heck's going on with me and Yuna right? Well the truth is... When we first got here, I think Yuna had a crush on Tidus, but I got to him first leaving her with the weird guy Seymour. Anyways she tried to prank me by putting stuff in my shampoo and giving me 2 hours worth of straight diarrhea. And I can't just let that bitch off, so I got her back. I think Tidus is a total hottie, he's my property I've claimed him so she can just keep her hands off and stick to Seymour. Auron's really nice too. Lulu and Wakka are cool. They'd make a cute couple. The job RULES I love dancing…. Well for now that's it! Bye!"

The next chapter is WAKKA. We haven't heard much from him lately.