Luv2game, I couldn't find a fic called FFX road trip and I tried to review to your Family Vacation but my computer acted really stupid so either you have 5 of the same reviews from me or none at all lol so I'll wait a while before I try again.
FFandKHfan24, Seymour's not my favorite either, but I'm trying to make him seem cooler in this story. I didn't want to make him gay acting and girly like most humor stories. I don't dislike him to that extent.
Unknown Reason, I will try to at least update once every weekend lol I don't wanna die.
Dire-Hopes and HypernaturedRikku, There might be some Rikku/Gippal sorry....
Al Bhed Princess, if you like Gippal you'll like the next few chapters.
Cheekytriangle, Its ok your reviews have been nice. I know all about misbehaving PCs mine is never working right.
Thanks to everyone else who reviewed I didn't know what to say to anyone else so I'll just thank you all together. Don't feel left out or anything cause I appreciate you just as much. I get overly excited when my hotmail box is full of email review alerts.
AND...I don't know whether to keep Seymour and Yuna together or make him go ahead and get with Lulu. So if you could vote for what you want that'd help me a lot and keep me out of writer's block. Anyway here we go...
Our favorite, no BS guardian....
Auron!
It was around 10 o'clock at night, Auron was walking around inspecting the house making sure everyone had cleaned every speck. He walked outside and saw Lulu leaned against the wall scowling up at the moon.
He cleared his throat to get her attention. She looked at him.
"May I ask what the moon did to you?" Auron asked a little sarcastically.
"Its got nothing to do with the moon." She said sighing and dropping her gaze to the reflection of the moon on the water of their pool.
"Well, what's going on? I know I haven't gone out of my way to get to know many of you so I'll start here, with you." He said turning to her. She sighed again.
"You won't tell anyone?"
"I'm not a gossiper." Auron said looking at her with a straight face. She sighed for the third time.
Either she's pregnant, homesick, or has just been dumped. No one sighs this much. Not even me.
"I slept with Seymour last night, and I woke up this morning to hear that he took Yuna out." Lulu said. "I knew he was drunk last night when we did it, but I thought that, maybe he might have cared enough to....I don't know. I'm confused at this point. Maybe I just need to go out more. Relationships in the house aren't a good idea anyway, look what it did to Rikku and Yuna." She looked up at Auron. Her long brown bangs hid most of her eyes.
"I'd say you're right." Auron replied. I've had to listen to how much Tidus hates Seymour every night. It won't be long before we have to rip them apart as well. "Well, I'm about to go out now, would you like to join me? I'm meeting someone else, so if you want to grab one of the kids to tag along...." He said. He referred to the rest of them except for Seymour, the kids, because they were so much younger than him.
She smiled and nodded.
Wakka was inside the house with his brother Chappu again. Chappu was staying at a hotel but occasionally dropped by the house to hang out with his brother.
"Hi Lulu." Chappu said once she stepped inside the living room.
"Hello Chappu, do you and Wakka want to go out with us?" Lulu asked looking back at Auron who was standing in the doorway.
"Yeah! C'mon Wakka!" Chappu said standing up while Wakka shut off the movie they were watching. They all left in the SUV.
Meanwhile....
Tidus was jogging down the hallway to the oven that was going off. He had been cooking pre cooked fish sticks. He bumped right into Seymour.
"Oh sorry man." Tidus said trying to walk around him. Seymour held up a hand.
"Wait. I want to speak with you." He said looking down at the shorter boy.
"Yeah?" Tidus asked.
"I do not wish for you to feel threatened by this statement, but.... stay away from Yuna." He said glaring at Tidus.
Tidus cocked an eyebrow. "She's our roommate how am I supposed to..."
"You know what I mean. She belongs to me now and will forever." He hissed. Then he smirked. "You're foods burning."
Tidus just stood there for a while as Seymour walked into the girls' bedroom. Since he had previously just had sex in his bed he didn't want Yuna in there until he washed the sheets.
"Where's Auron?" Lulu asked looking around. He had brought them to a club/casino along with a hotel outside. Chappu and Wakka searched around but he was no where to be found.
"So, you're finally here." Edea said smiling. "You were suppose to be here at 8 o'clock Auron. And where were you the day before." Her smile faded.
"Yesterday I went shopping with my roommates and the reason why I'm late is because we just had a party at our place. I had to get the crew to clean up the house so it was presentable. I plan to introduce you to them soon." He said. Actually he had been seeing someone else from another club, but cut her off because she was psycho. He had been seeing Edea since the 3rd day in the house. They were at her hotel room now.
"Hmph, well what do you want to do tonight?" she asked grinning at him.
He smirked. "I've got a couple of roommates down at the club, so I can't stay very long." Plus I have to meet with someone else in 20 minutes so please make this quick.
"Well then, why don't we go down there?" She said.
Shit, Quistis is probably down there waiting for me I can't show up with another woman. THINK of an excuse!
"Lets just spend this time alone." He said sighing and taking off his sunglasses. He had been wearing them although it was dark outside. He pulled off his leather jacket as well. He wore nice black dress pants and a red long sleeved shirt. Auron owned many red shirts and black pants. Everyone told him that red and black were his colors.
She sat down next to him and slipped her arms around him. She kissed his cheek. "You need to shave."
"I'm aware of that." Auron said smiling up at her beautiful face as he ran a hand through her dark hair.
While at home....
Tidus scraped off the last burnt fish stick into the trash can, sighing loudly. He slammed the tray down on the counter and pouted for a while. Rikku came bouncing in the kitchen with Gippal walking behind her.
"Yo Rikku, I gotta go home and change my clothes, I smell like booze and cigarettes." He said in his lazy monotone voice.
"Not yet Gippy!" Rikku whined in her high pitch voice. Tidus shot her a look that basically said. "I don't give a shit about your new boy toy."
A couple more hours passed. Auron had made it to his second date with Quistis. A woman he had met at their party the night before. He ate a very late dinner with her at a restaurant.
At the house, Tidus was on the verge of exploding. Seymour came into the kitchen with Yuna not far behind him.
Tidus walked in there and stood next to Yuna he whispered something into her ear and she said Mm hmm out loud. Seymour looked up and sent a glare to Tidus and smiled down at Yuna.
"What dear?" He asked setting a bottle of water on the kitchen table.
"Nothing." She said smiling back at him. Even though she told him to move slower it still seemed that he was going the same pace, if not faster, he had asked her a minute a go if she wanted to sleep with him that night.
"I'm not going to stay away from her, Seymour. Yuna and I are friends, whether you like it or not!" He yelled out childishly. Yuna looked up at him shocked and completely confused as she had often been around these people.
Seymour narrowed his eyes at him then smirked. "What exactly are you talking about? All of us are friends are we not?" Yuna could sense the creepiness in his voice. He wasn't being honest. Seymour took his water with him and walked down the hall.
"Where are we?" Lulu asked noticing some buildings they hadn't seen before.
"I'm sorry to break it to you, but I've made a wrong turn somewhere. In other words, we're lost." Another great job Auron, we may just waste our 5 months here driving around in circles.
"Ahhh man!" Wakka complained. Lulu didn't say anything. Auron had been nice to her earlier so she felt the need to be nice to him. "What street are we on?"
"I'm not sure. I'm looking for the Palms Casino our house is a long way down the street and around the corner from there." Auron said.
"Don't act stupid Seymour!" Tidus yelled stopping Seymour in the hallway.
"I am not the one acting immature." Seymour said putting his hands behind his back. He stood there in just his grey sleeping pants.
"F%#K YOU!!" Tidus practically screamed throwing a punch at Seymour's face. It hit him directly in the eye. With that Seymour lost his calm exterior and threw Tidus against the wall.
"STOP!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!" Yuna shrieked. There were only her and Rikku left in the house. Rikku came out of her bedroom.
"What?" Her eyes widened as she saw Seymour punch Tidus in the mouth.
"Seymour stop!!" Yuna yelled wrapping her arms around his waist and failing miserably as she tried to pry him off Tidus. Rikku was doing the same to Tidus. Eventually they all fell in a pile Rikku being on the bottom. She her scream sounded like a high note in opera.
"Here we are." Auron said pulling up to their house.
"Finally ya!?" Wakka said jumping out of the car. Once they got close to the door Auron heard a shriek and a man's voice yelling. He quickly opened the door and saw the ball of people on the floor. Yuna on top pulling at Seymour's hair. What is this? Some kind of sex party?
"HEY!!!" Auron yelled. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up at him.
"I'm not having this in the house anymore. Look at that! Whose blood is that on the wall!? Seymour!? I thought you were more mature than this!" Auron lectured. "Everyone go to bed!"
Yuna stood up letting Seymour, Tidus and Rikku follow. She just looked at him not really knowing what to say. He hung his head feeling slightly guilty.
Auron brushed past them and entered the confessional.
"The people in this house are driving me insane. Someone sticks their tongue out and a fight breaks loose." Auron started shifting around in the seat. "I myself find the Vegas night life more interesting than these people. I've met four women... no five... no maybe six. I think its four. Anyways, I made a promise to my son that I would bring him back a woman. Not for him, but for me. She wouldn't take the place of his mother, but she could cook and clean and keep the house in order for us. Being the mom and dad in a child's life is difficult." He sighed. "I've got to make some phone calls."
The next chapter will be called. CALL IT TRUCE?
We'll see if Rikku and Yuna can get along and how long is this Seymour/Tidus hate going to go on. Now the chapter will include everyone's thoughts and random confessionals.