Disclaimer: I own nothing, zip, nada. The only things I own are
the edible foods that talk (no, not Kirby you poopie-heads). And I
don't own anything that are going to appear from The Demented
Cartoon Movie (stick figures whose heads explode when they say
"blah", the zeeky bomb, random H bombs, or the kamikaze
watermelon.) Pichu owns Lollipop Larry II.
Chapter 2: ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG
Pichu was walking down the hallway of Smash Mansion,
holding Lollipop Larry II protectively in her paws.
"Don't worry Larry, I won't let anything bad happen to you, I
promise", Pichu said to Lollipop Larry II.
Awwwww! How cute, but too bad the lollipop is going to die
anyway!
Then Bowser came along and saw Pichu holding a lollipop.
Hmm. I wonder how many licks does it take to get to the
center of a tootsie pop. He thought. Well, there's only one way to find out.
Bowser swiped the lollipop from Pichu.
"Swiper, no swiping", said a random reader, but he was
quickly electrocuted to death by Pichu because Dora the Explorer
scares her.
Bowser licked the lollipop once… twice… three times! And
bit the lollipop's head off.
"NOOOO! YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED LARRY!
NOOOOOOO!" Pichu screamed and started to sob. Bowser just
shrugged and walked away.
As Pichu continued to sob, Captain Falcon came by.
"Hey Pichu, why are you crying you crybaby?" Captain
Falcon started to jeer.
Pichu looked up, but instead of having those cute, big eyes,
she had evil, red, demon eyed and sharp little fangs.
"RAHHH!" She screeched and leapt at Captain Falcon's face,
mauling the frick out of it.
"AHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET THE
FRICKING THING OFF!" Captain Falcon was yelling and
screaming at the same time, and he was also running around like a
person who's getting his face mauled off by a rabid mouse.
Then Ganondorf ran in, yelling "Have no fear, the idiot is
here!" He then proceeded to try and get Pichu off by using his
Warlock Punch (I think that's his move), but Pichu moved just in
time, leaving Captain Falcon to be greeted by Ganondorf's fist.
The impact send Falcon crashing through the closed window,
falling on top of a random H bomb.
KAAAAA-BOOOOM went the H bomb. But since this is a
K+ rated story, Falcon doesn't die, but he's in a tremendous
amount of pain.
With Sora and Roy
Sora and Roy were laying on the grass, just outside the
Smash Mansion.
"Uh, I'm bored", said Sora.
"Uh, Me too", said Roy.
"I'm as bored as a board being bored on top of a board being
bored."
"Do you want to play a game?"
"Sure, what game?"
"I don't know."
So Sora and Roy were still laying on the grass, bored as a
board being bored on top of a board being bored.
"Oh I know!" Sora suddenly shouted, standing up, "Let's
play Toss the H Bomb."
"Yeah!" Roy also shouted, standing up.
Sora took a random H bomb out of his pocket and tossed it to
Roy, shouting "WEEEEEEE!"
But Roy accidentally threw the H bomb too far and an
explosion was heard, plus Falcon's cursing from being hit by the
bomb.
"Well now what do we do ?" Roy asked, staring at the
explosion.
"Hmm…" Sora started to think, until he saw Mr. Game and
Watch.
"You can help me kill that heartless", he said, pointing at Mr.
Game and Watch, mistaking him for a heartless.
"That's not a heartless, that's Mr. Game an-" Roy started to
say, but changed his mind, "sure I'll help you."
And so the two started chasing Mr. Game and Watch, who
wasbeeping all the way.
With Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon was having a difficult time getting to the
entrance of the mansion. After getting hit by two H bombs, well
actually he landed on one and got hit by the other one, Peach had
found him near her burnt rose garden and blamed him for the
destruction of her garden. She , Mario, and Luigi started beating
Captain Falcon into a blood pulp.
Falcon finally reached the door and when he opened it, a
kamikaze watermelon crashed into his face, shouting "WEEEEE!"
Ignoring all the water melon stuff on his face, Falcon attempted to
climb the stairs, into his room, but let's just say that will take a day
or so because of his condition.
Zelda was walking down the stairs, accidentally knocking
Falcon off the stairs, when the doorbell rang. She opened the door
and there stood a stick figure.
Smiling, Zelda said to the stick figure, "Hello, how are you?"
The stick figure stared at Zelda. It was just staring…
staring… staring… staring, until it said "Blah" and then its head
exploded off its body.
Still smiling, Zelda nodded her head saying, "Oh that's great,
come again sir." She then closed the door and walked away.
The doorbell rang again and this time Marth answered it.
When he opened the door, a kamikaze watermelon was
approaching fast, shouting "WEEEEEEEE!"
"AHHHHHH! That watermelon is attacking! DUCK!"
Marth shouted and ducked just in time as the watermelon zoomed
over his head and crashed into the back of Falcon's head. Taking
one last look outside, Marth quickly shuts the door and runs away.
The doorbell rang again and Link answered it. When he
opened the door, there stood another stick figure, holding a
package. Link looked at the stick figure.
"Um, hi can I help you?" He asked the stick figure. The stick
figure just handed him the package.
"Oh, thanks", he said to the stick figure. The figure said
nothing. It just stared at Link, just staring… staring… staring…
staring…staring, until it said "Blah" and its head exploded off its
body.
Shrugging, Link closed the door. He looked at the package.
" 'To Captain Falcon'", he read aloud. "Hey Falcon! Catch!"
Link threw the package to Captain Falcon, who miraculously,
caught it.
"To me, hmm. Wow! I'm loved." Captain Falcon said as he
opens the package to reveal a box. He opens the box and out comes
a zeeky bomb.
"?" said Falcon
"Zeeky Boogy Doog", the bomb quickly says and then
explodes in Falcon's face
Outside
Banana Bob II and Coconut Carl II were making their way
towards the Smash Mansion.
"I shall avenge my brother!" Banana Bob II yelled.
"And we shall rule the world!" Shouted Coconut Carl II.
They both laughed evilly. Then an ant crosses their path.
"Hey, look an ant!" Coconut Carl II shouted.
"Wait a minute, that's no ant", Banana Bob II observed.
The screen zooms in on the ant and it turned out to be a zeeky
bomb.
"Zeeky Boogy Doog", it said quickly and then explodes, burning the two talking fruits into oblivion.
A/N: Wow, this took quite awhile to write.
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