Thanks for the reviews! Sorry it took long to update, school got in the way.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that shows up on Super Smash Bros. Melee, only Nintedo does. Lucky ducks. I also don't own chocobos or moogles, only Square Enix does. Even lukier ducks. Pichu owns all the lollipops that appear in the story. He's the luckiest duck of all.
Chapter 2: Falcon's Blue Falcon
Bowser was walking across the lawn in front of the Smash Mansion, singing a... well I think it's a song. Well let's just hear what he's singing:
"If you want to be my hot dog
You're gonna have to have some cheese,
Maybe a little bit of mustard,
And won't you pass the ketchup pleeease."
Until he was so rudely interrupted by the fag of all faggots, gayest of all gays, pansies of all pansies... CAPTAIN FALCON!
"Dude, your singing sucks. Anyways can I have some turtle wax for my car?" Captain Falcon asked Bowser.
After he said this, you can tell that Bowser was extremely pissed off because he started breathing fire and smoke was coming out of his nose. And why is he so pissed off? Well, here are the reasons:
1. Captain Faggot interrupted his singing
2. Captain Gay said that his singing sucks
3. Captain Pansy asked him... FOR TURTLE WAX! Which is stupid to ask because Bowser is kind of half turtle and half dinosaur, I think, and he was pretty much insulted.
"ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRR!" Bowser said... roared... whatever!
He grabbed Captain Falcon/Faggot/Gay/Pansy and, what do you think? He beats the living frick out of the gay captain!
Captain Falcon, now a bloody pulp, just lays on the ground. He looks pretty miserable, you almost feel sorry for him...NOT!
With the Blue Falcon
The Blue Falcon, just sitting there in it's shining glory, doesn't have a single dent, scratch, or anything else you would see wrong with a car. Yep, the Blue Falcon was perfect, just perfect...
BUT ALL THAT IS GOING TO CHANGE!
Roy, Marth, and Link were playing football, right near Falcon's beloved car. Roy had the football in possession and was making his way towards the end zone where the Blue Falcon, conveniently, lies.
"TOUCH DOWN!" Roy shouted to the heavens, as he jumps onto the car, slamming the football on it, and leaving a dent as a result.
"TAKE THAT WOMENS!" Roy taunted both Marth and Link. You can tell they were pissed off because their faces were red with anger (what do you think their faces were red with? Constipation?) and they were unsheathing their swords... why are they carrying swords while playing football? Won't they stab themselves or worse... the football?
With a shout, Marth did his Shield Breaker, missing Roy but cutting Blue Falcon in half. Link destroyed the windshield of the car for no reason whatsoever.
As the two chase Roy, Pikachu runs for his life, for a certain lollipop obsessed-rabid mouse was chasing him down.
"I SHALL KILL YOU! I SHALL AVENGE LOLLIPOP LARRY III AND HIS SISTER, LOLLIPOP LAULINA!" Pichu screeched as she chases Pikachu.
She tries electrocuting Pikachu, but the attack misses and hits the Blue Falcon, causing it to explode.
"ROAAAAAAAARRRRR!" Pichu scroared... hehe scream... roar... scroar. XD
As she chases the lollipop murdering mouse, Bowser appears, with a Bob-omb in each claw.
"My singing sucks, does it? Well, this will show that stupid captain!" Bowser roars as he throws the Bob-ombs at the messed up car, making it even more messed up when they expldode.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAcoughHAcoughHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bowser laughed evilly,
like an evil person who did something evilly evil. "And now, I'll practice my singing."
As he storms off in a random direction, Captain Falcon appears with turtle wax in his hand.
"Who knew that Jigglypuff had turtle wax?" Captain Falcon said, oblivious to the wreckage of his beloved car. As he applies the wax to the car, still oblivious to the destruction, he rambles on, "Maybe she used to drive. But then where's her car?"
As he steps back to admire his car, he now relizes the damage.
"GREAT GOOGLE MOOGLE! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BELOVED CAR!" He exlcaims, pretty loudly too. Then a moogle appears out of nowhere.
"Don't say our names in vain, kupo!" The moogle exclaims. The moogle took out a whistle and blew into it. Next thing Captain Falcon knew was that a stampede of chocobos were trampling him and his beloved car, half to death.
Thank you Mullenium Master for the idea of this chapter.
What do you think of the story? If you review, I'll give you this nifty sledgehammer to destroy Captain Falcon's magically fixed car. Sorry if the chapter was short. Please forgive me.
Next chapter: Crazy Hand makes a Captain Falcon voodoo doll. What will happen if all the smashers gets their hands/claws/paws/wings on it? Will it hurt Captain Falcon? YOU BET IT WILL!
REEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! please.