Sorry it took so long to update. I think my teachers are trying to kill me by drowning me in homework.

Disclaimer: Do I have to repeat myself? Things from Super Smash Bros. Melee I don't own. Pichu will and always will own any lollipops from this story.

Chapter 4: Voodoo Mayhem: Part 1

Crazy Hand was busy making something in the middle of the night, in his room, aka the attic, which had to be locked up every night for everyones' safety.

"I'vE DonE iT! i'Ve CreATeD tHE uLTImaTE wEApon!" Crazy Hand roared into the ceiling, waking up any smashers unfortunate enough to have a room below him.

"SHUT UP!" Shouted Zelda, who was the unfortunate one to have a room below the attic.

"wHy DOn't YoU mAKe mE?" Crazy Hand shouted back.

Well it was nice knowing Crazy Hand.

Using Farore's Wind, Zelda teleported to Crazy Hand's attic, threw a shoe at him, and then teleported back to her room. The shoe made contact with Crazy Hand's head...finger? Well, it hit him, knocking the poor glove unconscious. Too bad he was only unconscious for a second.

"wOW, tHAt hUrt", Crazy Hand said. nOTe tO SeLF, nEvER pISs OfF zELda, he thought. "nOW tO sEe iF ThIS tHIng wORks." He picked up the "ultimate weapon" he was talking about. The "ultimate weapon" turned out to be... a Captain Falcon voodoo doll! Crazy Hand pinched the left arm of the doll and waited for a result.

Captain Falcon's room

Captain Falcon was sleeping in Barney pajamas and was cuddling a Mr. Saturn. He was also talking in his sleep, saying "Of course I'll marry you Barney", and proceeded to kiss the Mr. Saturn, until he felt a tremendous amount of pain throughout his left arm.

He literally shot out of bed, hitting his head on the ceiling and getting it stuck in the progress. Unfortunately, (or fortunately if you don't like Captain Falcon) his head went through the celing and into Samus's bedroom, which was right above his room.

Waking up with a start, Samus clapped her hands to turn on those lights that are clap activated... those things are so coooool! Once the lights turned on, she was so pissed off, it appeared that her hair was a mass of blazing inferno... yeah, she's really, really, really, really PISSED OFF! And why, you ask? If you had read the paragraph above this paragraph, you would understand why she is pissed off.

Retrieving her sledge hammer...of DOOM, DEATH, and DESTRUCTION from under her bed, she started a game called Wack-a-(a mean name you would call Captain Falcon), by bringing the sledge hammer...of DOOM, DEATH, and DESTRUCTION down on Captain Falcon's head, sending him back from whence he came...his room, with walls covered with posters of Barney and the Telletubies.

Crazy Hand's room (aka, the attic)

Hearing a faint yell, Crazy Hand smiled... wait a minute, can gloves smile?

"YeS! iT WoRkED!" Crazy Hand boomed into the ceiling once more only to be hit by a very big, heavy boot thrown by Zelda. It knocked him unconscious for only a second.

oKay, NoW tHAt jUSt HuRT VeRy, VEry baD Crazy Hand thought. NoW tHAt i kNoW mY ulTImATe wEAPon wORkS, i ThINk It'S tIMe tO gO tO bEd. eVen SmArt, nORmAL pEoPLE nEeD

tO sLEeP.

Dropping the Captain Falcon voodoo doll on a nearby desk, Crazy Hand looked at the rest of his voodoo dolls that he made. Unlike the Captain Falcon voodoo doll, which actually looked like the real Captain Falcon, the other voodoo dolls didn't even resemble the people they were made after.

Some had legs growing out of their heads, others had heads where their butt is supposed to be. One even had a lollipop as a head.

nOw WhY CaN't ThESe WoRK? Crazy Hand thought. oH wELl. tOMoRRoW, i'lL SHoW ThE SmAsHErS tHat i, cRAzY hANd, aM NoT CraZY.

Crazy Hand fell asleep on his bed, looking forward to showing the smashers his ultimate weapon so they wouldn't think of him as crazy anymore.

As Crazy Hand slept, knowing nothing bad would happen to his ultimate weapon, a bird flew in through the window (that Crazy Hand forgot to close) and flew back out, carrying the Captain Falcon voodoo doll. As the bird flew, it accidently drops the voodoo doll on Peach's thorn bush, stabbing the doll.

Captain Falcon's room

"OUUUUUUUCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!" Captain Falcon exclaimed. Then the sledge hammer... of DEATH, DOOM, and DESTRUCTION fell from the hole in his ceiling, hitting him in the head, and knocking him unconscious for the rest of the night.

So how do you like it? I'll update the second part soon when I'm not drowning in homework. I also have this riddle you can answer in your review:

There is this crime that if you attempt it, it's punishable and if you commit it it's not punishable. What is this crime?

I wanted to show this riddle because I wanted to see what everyone's answer is going to be.

REVIEW please!