Yep. I decided to post a new chapter.
And just one day after my first since people liked the first so much e-e
If I keep this up my small brain may just run out of ideas and if I keep up with the ideas I have now people may just kill me for exposing their favourite characters' true selves
Don't you just love the fact that this is a story that makes no sence whatsoever in both the way it is written and how Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura all of a sudden happen to be living in the same house... yes I realised this halfway through this chapter Oo;;
Kakashi was calmly sitting down reading the new Come Come Paradise, when a large crowd of hippie ninja's burst into his house hungry for blood after finishing off Gaara.
Kakashi just sat there as they attempted to attack him with their flower power no jutsu, which he instantly copied and threw back at them.
But the jutsu had a strange mutation that turned him into the almighty hippie superhero, Daisyman!
Near the local ant mound Shino was trying to make some friends.
All of his past bugs had died off after someone had slipped him some prunes for lunch…
The ants finally decided to climb out of their mound… just as the baked beans he ate for dinner earlier showed up…
Naruto had finally recovered from his previous shock and was having a nice warm shower and singing I'm a Barbie Girl in a hight-pitched voice.
Just as he got to the chorus he felt hot breath on the back of his neck.
Grinning he turned around.
"Oh Sakura! How nice of you to- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
He turned around and screamed when he came face-to-face with a drooling Hinata who was wearing a raincoat and gumboots and had a crazed look on her face.
Sakura and Sasuke heard the scream over the other side of the house while Sasuke was getting Sakura to dye his hair pink so he could be his own pink collection.
They were so used to Naruto's screaming at everything from bunnies to his own shadow that they ignored it completely.
Unlucky for them, the screams brought Neji to the window just as Sakura finished dying Sasuke's hair.
Neji had been calmly explaining to Lee that he was not, in any way, shape or form, meant to be his true love.
Unluckily for Lee, Neji just happened to be taking steroids and was hitting extremely hard for someone of his fighting type…
Pretty soon Lee was laying twitching on the ground yet again and Neji was free to go unleash his anger on Sasuke's extremely pink hair.
As Sasuke calmly sat waiting for Sakura to come back and felt a tug on the back of his head; before he could turn around Neji had started rapidly attacking the top of his head trying to rip his pink hair to shreds.
That was the very moment Chouji decided to drop in, unluckily for them it was literally, as Chouji had just started taking 'human cannonball' lessons…
Down in the late-night shopping mall a very depressed Orochimaru and Jiraiya were being dragged along to the shops by an over-exited Tsunade, who had decided to quit wasting money in the casino, and waste it on impulsive shopping... though she still had to stop at every toy slot machine she saw in a toyshop…
By the end of the night the two men had been standing around watching her play on a set of Pokemon cards for over an hour, thinking she would win something or other.
Jiraiya then spotted a public sauna across the road and began to creep away from the crazed casino queen and edge toward the sauna.
But there was no way that Orochimaru was going to let him get away with having fun while he had to watch Tsunade play with every toy in the shop. So he sneakily crept off to the sauna with Jiraiya as Tsunade scored another loss against a ten-year old boy.
Gaara had finally woken up.
He had woken up when a lolly wrapper had flown into his mouth, and like popeye he had gotten a sudden rush of energy… without the giant chin thing.
But what he had woken up to was Kabuto and the 3rd Hokage prancing around in dresses, as it turned out that the park in which Gaara had fainted was their private area to unleash their inner selves.
Needless to say, Gaara had soon fainted again… this time from the trauma of seeing the Hokage in a revealing dress… which would be enough to make anyone at least suffer nightmares for life…
Hehe!
Now comment or I shall put in another scary Hokage-in-a-dress scene...
... Not that that will stop me putting in ANY gross Hokage scenes
Luff to you all for your comments!
I'm still shocked that there were no Sasuke fans trying to kill me for his pink collection ;;;