Yeah, you might not see my charries on the RP as much as some of the others 'cause i'm sick -- Yup. Really bad cold goin 'round and i got it. My mom says that if my athsma starts up again then i'm in for some serious trouble. It really sucks big time. Meh. I got to miss out on 1.5 days of school so far
Jimena pouted. "No. No one turned me. This is getting annoying. Everyone is going to do everything in their power to make sure I don't get turned just because it didn't happen in the stupid book." She crossed her arms and jutted out her hip, then scowled as Stanton acted like Tianna's little puppy. "Man-whore."
Forgotten, abandoned, disgraced, Karyl walked away sobbing uncontrollably.
Stanton turned to Jimena and tried to think of a witty remark, but with his stunt double and writer gone, all he could do was improvise. "Yo mama is man whore, bitch".
Vanessa sobbed on Karyl's shoulder. "I know how you feeeeeeeeeeel"
"Payaso, you're weak, as in last week. No one likes you!" Jimena said, speaking only the truth. "You can't even come up with a decent come back on your own."
Karyl pat Vanessa on the back, awkwardly. "There, there..."
"I love him and all he can do is think about Tianna and that stupid book!"
"Thats not what yo mama said last night", he swallowed hard. "I mean, that's why we don't go together! Because I don't want sa stuck up ass bitch like you! Find someone else to cross you over! And if I'm so last week, bitch, then why the fuck am I in this RP? Huh? Huh? Plus your rolepayer thinks Im HOT!" He pulled a laptop out of nowhere and pointed to an IM window.
"Liz" 9:22 P.M.: well, i think he's hott
"It's OK. I'll take care of you," Karyl soothed. WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT! HE WAS A FOLLOWER!
"She don't control me, I control her. Besides, I never said you weren't hott, you just don't have any good parts, especially since you went all soft after you started dating Serena," Jimena said matter-of-factly.
Liz ran down the street and grabbed the laptop. "How dare you read my private conversation with Lauren!" she screamed at Stanton.
"Oh, Im the one that went soft Ms. I-quit-the-gang-to-join-forces-with- good- girls-and-fight-stanton-just-to-piss-him-the-fuck-off! ATLEATS IM STILL EVIL!" He turned to Liz. "Yeah! And what are you gonna do about it! Get out! There will be no shameless selfinserions in this RP!"
Vanessa smiled. "REALLY!"
"That was TOTALLY not my decision. The writer is loco," Jimena said. "Who the hell are you?" she asked Liz.
"Sure!" Kyle said. Oh no...
"I'm your writer and Kyle's writer," Liz said. Then, she kicked Stanton in his no-no place. "You just lost all votes for Hottest Bad Boy of the Year, Stanton! What kind of name is that anyway?" She ran down the street with the laptop, away from the crazy RPers.
"OWIE! FANS! ATTACK!"
Masses of fan girls crawled out and began to beat the shit out of Liz and then brain washed her so that she would be an avid fan as well. They gave her a Totally Stanton club contract.
"You can take me tho chuckie cheese!"
The now brainwashed Liz foolishy signed the contract with a stupid grin on her face. "La la lalalalaaaa."
"Stanton! You can't make your floozies brainwash my writer!" Jimena cried, until Liz opened the laptop. Jimena ran over to Stanton and hugged him. "I'm forever yours!"
Karyl smiled. "Sure I'll take you to Chuckie Cheese! I love that place!" He linked arms with Vanessa and started singing, "We're off to go see Chuckie! The wonderful Chuckie of Cheese!"
"Oh yes I caaaaaaaaaaan", Stanton laughed and then his eyes widened as a few random cameras popped up. He pulled Jimena into the picture. Commercial time!
Fresh goes better
Mentos freshness
fresh goes better with Mentos
fresh and full of life!
Stanton grinned and made a peace sign.
End commercial.
"Lalalalalalalalaaaaaa!" Vanessa sang... horribly.
"Hey, that girl looks like you," Karyl remarked.
"I love Mentos almost as much as I love you!" Jimena cried. "OK, this is getting so weird. MAKE THEM TURN MY WRITER BACK! After we get married!" she added dreamily.
MY boyfriend! not you! pick your own name! where is kyle?"
kyle dropped from the sky and landed next to Catty "Sweety!" he yelled and ran over to giver her a kiss
Catty held out her hand to stop him "not so fast, I want to make sure the Karyl kid isnt really you..."
"Vcky!" Vanessa jumped up and hugged Victoria. "VICKY! SWEETNESS!"
Stanton scoffed. "I'm not marrying you !" He looked at the twin Vanessa. "SISTER! SISTER!"
The Full House theme started to play.
"But you have too! Either that, or change the writer," Jimena said, pointing over at Liz with the Totally Stanton Club contract stuff in her bra, typing everything you're reading now.
"I'm Karyl! My writer got confused. She says 'sorry'" Karyl said, straightening everything out. "Come, Vanessa! To the wonderful Chuckie of Cheese!"
Vanessa followed Karyl.
"I move we fire Liz". He walked over to Liz and said:
--' "Liz, you have to go. My writers taking over cuz she is coooo like that".
Karyl stopped and went back to Vanessa. "No, no, no. Don't follow me. Walk with me," he said, taking her hand and smiling. So much for evil.
"You can't fire me!" Liz cried. "Lauren! Don't make Stanton fire me!" she yelled at the laptop, then IMed it to her on AOL.
Vanessa took his hand and walked with him, a huge smile on her face.
Lauren paid Liz no attention, because she was too busy typing disney lyrics.
Stanton: "HAHA! You're fired!"
Kyle moved in to kiss Catty now that it had been figured out and then he saw her sitting behind a computer laughing, and then screaming at her laptop, then he read her screen name ShadowedWorld what a beautiful name Kyle read farther down and found out her name was Liz "Hello" Kyle said to Liz, he hoped he hadnt scared her "I'm Kyle.."
Catty saw her boyfriend ditch her for some computer girl "um.. hemm hemm" catty coughed slightly
"What the fuck!" Stantomn screamed. "Liz is in MY club! Check to contract!" he tore out a piece of parchment. "Stupid ass bastard".
Serena ran up to Stanton. "Can i join the club... oh wait! I already have!" she exclaimed.
Chris ran over to Catty, "Its okay Catty. I'm here for you" he said.
Cassandra hit kyle over the side of the head. "Yo idiot! Shes on the computer.. dont disturb her!"
Jenn slowly stepped towards Lauren... "This is crazy!" she exclaimed.
Lauren put a finger to her lips. "shhhhhhhh". She turned to the new girl. "Hello... Amy. If that's your real name".
Stanton blinked at Serena. "Hey, where have you been?"
Michael came staggering back to the group. He had fun at The Rainbow Club. Now he could barely walk straight. As he got to the group he noticed that there were a few extra girls here than when he had left. "What the hell? Who are these bitches now?"
Liz stared pointedly at Kyle. "Hi," she said before turning back to the laptop.
Jimena walked over and grabbed Kyle by the ear. "Don't tempt my writer! I like liking Stanton!"
Karyl led Vanessa to a near by Chuckie Cheese and climbed into his Chuckie suit when they arrived. "Uh, this is my... After Follower Duties job," he said in embarrassment.
"OmiGod Karrryl! Me too!" Vanessa pulled on her giraffe suit.
Lauren cocked an eyebrow. "Who you callin a bitch!" She pulled out her laptop and made a crane fall on Michael.
Stanton saw Lauren's laptop and stole it. He took it into a corner and typed Jimena, Serena, Micheal, Tianna, Catty, and Liz into Victoria's Secret Lingerie. He typed himself a leather jacket and a new shirt. Then finally, he blasted Maggie into oblivion and transferred everyone that remained into a dungeon. "MWAHAHAHAHA!"
All of a sudden, Lexi appeared. She was getting irritated with Stanton trying to take over everybody's writer. She whipped out her laptop and gave Michael magic powers. Then she had Michael shrink Stanton and put him in a Gladware tupperware with a very hungry rat. She then gave the laptop back to Lauren. "Well now that is done I can head back to my dorm room and play Michael in peace. You can change Stanton back by the way. I just needed him to lose the laptop."
Lauren: "Thanx..."
Stanton glared at Lexi as he was transformed back to his regular size. "FUCK! YOU PARTY POOPER!"
Karyl jumped up and down next to Vanessa. "I think I love you!"
Liz looked at herself... in lingerie. "This doen't look right..." She grabbed a pair of black jeans and put them on. "A little better." She returned to the laptop.
Jimena studied the lingerie... the pink lingerie. "I HATE PINK!" she wailed.
Stanton wrapped his arms around Jimena's waist. "Too bad" HE realized who he was holding and pushed her away. "YUCH!" He grabbed Serena. "Liek I was saying, too bad. I am the Prince of Night and my writer has no patience for reason and clever plots so lets fast foward, shall we?" HE took out a remote and fast fowarded before pressing PLAY. The world had become dark and bleak. "MWAHAHAHAAHAH!" he laughed. "I RULE ALL!"
Tianna grinned. Stanton had power now...
Maggie had made her way back from oblivion by now. She had even bought a t shirt. "My... my".
Jimena stamped her foot. She was still in pink lingerie. Then, she had a vision! "You guys! Serena's going to have six hundred and sixty six kids! Only three of them are really Stanton's!" she cried.
Liz looked around. The future. Whoa. She turned back to her laptop.
Karyl jumped up and down. "Vanessa and me own every single Chuckie Cheese in the U.S.!"
"Yeah the rest were by yo man" Stanton pointed and laughed at Jimena before realizing how sick and wrong that was...
Vanessa whooped. "OH YEAH!"
Maggie fainted at the sight of all of the dust.
Tianna wrapped her arms around Stanton's neck. "So i guess you what? Rule the world now?"
Jimena stared at Stanton. That was just... "I don't think Serena and Collin would have a naughty," she said in an Australian accent. "They're brother and sister, mate. A sheila can't do that with her brother! It'd be... gross!"
Karyl smiled and shoved his hands in his pockets, only to find something. He pulled out a box and inside was a ten karate diamond engagement ring. "Where'd this come from?" he asked no one inparticular.
Liz continued typing, but stopped when Kyle kept staring at her. She looked up at him. "What?"
Kyle turned around to Catty who was pushing away Chris
amy turned to who ever it was that talked to her "yes i am Amy! and im canadian! hahaahahahaha! anywho..." she turned away
Catty looked down and saw the purple she screamed "why purple? i mean just cause amy makes my writing that colour?"
Vanessa shrieked. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KARYL! You shouldnt have!"
Stanton swallowed hard. "I uh... meant Veto..."
"Huh?" Karyl asked dumbly. "Oh, yeah! Uh..." He got down on one knee. "Vanessa, will you marry me? Even though I am the enemy, though it never stopped Serena and Stanton?"
Liz stared at Kyle for two seconds longer before typing again.
"Stanton! What did you do!" Jimena demanded, flailing her arms wildly at him, the tastles on her boobs swinging wildly.
Stanton fought the urge to pull at the boob tassles. "Um.. er... Serena. She slept with Veto... don't you... know who Veto is?"
Lauren bent down from her laptop to whisper in Liz's ear. "Veto is Jimena's dead boyfriend".
Vanessa giggled. "OFCOURSE IT WONT STOP US!"
"Thanks Lauren," Liz whispered back. "You know, I asked Dad to take me to the library so I could read one of these books, but did he? NO! Insufurable..." She went on to mumbled many obscenities about her father as she typed.
Jimena slapped Stanton hard across the face and then she grabbed Serena's hair and threw her by it. "You slept with my dead boyfriend! And didn't even tell me he was still alive! YOU BITCH!"
Karyl grinned and put the ring on her finger. "Perfect," he said. Then he stood up. "WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!" he announced to one and all.
Lexi came back with her head hung low. She sat next to Lauren. "Sorry I ruined the fun earlier. I kinda had a bad day and I took it out on Stanton. Can I hang out here for a while?"
Michael was still wearing his blue lingerie and felt very comfortable in it. A pole suddenly appeared and Micheal began to do a strip tease.
Lauren nodded to lexi in approval.
Stanton shot Michael in the head.
Vanessa screamed and hugged Karyl.
Jimena continued to scream at Serena, hitting her occasionally.
Liz continued to type.
Karyl was being suffocated.
Serena pushed Jimena away. "Sorry. He came on to me" she said with a smirk on her face. She looked down at what she was now wearing, black and red lingerie. 'nice' she thought to herself.
Chris frowned, did Catty not like him any more. And who the fuck was this Kyle kid that she now liked.
Cassandra put her hands on her hips and pouted, tears welled up in her eyes. Stanton didnt give her any lingerie.
Jenn grinned once she noticed that she wasnt in lingerie. She liked being in...clothes. In public anyway.
Obsidianangel6Lauren - Yeah... it didnt post for some reason and i dont know why. Meh... oh well.
Everto Angelus - I hope you do have a hotmail account, it'd be fun to have more people in the rp's.