Okay! News! Avery aka Everto Angelushas now joined out role play squad. She plays herself and Tymmie.
Cast Update:
Daughters
Serena- shecuts
Jimena- ShadowedWorld
Vanessa- Dudewheresmycar25
Catty- Amy767
Tianna- dudewhersmycar25
Followers
Stanton- Dudewheresmycar25
Cassandra- shecuts
Tymmie- Averylikescheese
Karyl- ShadowedWorld
Kelly-
Yvonne-
OtherPeople
Michael- CleverFeistychica1202
Derek-
Kyle- amy767
Chris- shecuts
Maggie - Dudewheresmycar25
More:
Lauren -Dudewheresmycar25
Jenn - shecuts
Avery - Averylikescheese
Liz - Shadowedworld
Lexi - Cleverfeistychica
Amy - Amy767
"I don't think so, chica!" Jimena shouted. "You did something to his head. Every boyfriend you've ever had you've tricked into liking you with your little mind powers."
Karyll still suffocated.
Stanton glared at Jenn. "CLOSET FREAK!" He then turned to Cassandra. "Sorry. I forgot about you. And SERENA! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS! YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD GIRL!"
Vanessa let go. "Sorry..."
"That's OK," Karyl assured her hoarsely. "Just not so tight next time..."
Vanessa smiled sweetly. "Okay!"
Serena bit her lip, "Sorry. And isnt Vanessa the good one..?" she asked.
Cassandra smiled sheepishly at Stanton, "its okay" she said.
Jenn ran after Liz and punched her in the face. Then she ran down the street and bought a new shirt.
"No, Vanessas just retarded... ALL OF YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD! YOUY DONT SMOKE OR DRINK OR CHEAT ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS WITH DEAD GUYS!" He sunk to the ground and started crying. "WAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
Serena wrapped her arms around Stanton's neck. "I'm sorry baby" she said, "He forced me to." Her eyes started to well up with tears.
"DONT LIE TO ME YOU FUCKING WHORE! WHAT OTHER GUYS HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING THAT I DONT KNOW ABOUT! HELL SERENA! WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO! WAS I REALLY EVEN YOUR FIRST!" He sobbed harder.
Liz's characters were suspended in time because she stopped typing to watch the drama of Stanton and Serena. Maybe Stanton would go out with her if they broke up.
Serena sobbed. "I've only done you and Veto. And yes, you were my first!" she cried out.
Jenn crossed her arms and glared at Liz, "Do you really enjoy watching other people suffer that much?" she asked.
Lauren looked at Jenn. "I. Cannot believe that you have the AUDACITY to start drama up in HUR!"
Jed ran in. "LIZ! I thought you loved me! Who is this Stanton ?"
Stanton sobbed with her. "This is supposed to be a COMEDYYYYYYY !"
Liz snapped out of her trance. "Huh?" She saw Jed and her Totally Stanton Contract burst into flames. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
Jimena grabbed the laptop and typed for herself. "So, that means three children belong to Stanton and six hundred and sixty three belong to my dead boyfriend! How could you!"
Karyl smiled and kissed Vanessa.
Vanessa screamed and ran away from Karyl. "AHHHHHHHHHH! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! RAPE!"
Stanton growled at Serena. "Actually we've only had sex twice. Only once with dry humping. "SO WHERE THE HELL DID THE OTHER TWO COME FROM!"
Jed smiled. "Because I missed you! I bought you roses!" He pulled a boquet of red roses out of his pants.
"But, Vanessa! I love you!" Karyl called after her. He slumped to the ground and sobbed, his heart turning to stone.
"Oh, they're beautiful," Liz said awkwardly, wondering why they were in his pants.
"No, no, no, they're yours," Jimena said. She had another vision. "She had you knocked out and they preformed premature ejackulation on you. She saved them and used them at the doctors to become pregnant."
":But... why?"
Jed grinned widely. "I knew you'd think so!"
Vanessa patted Karyl on the back. "Sorry. But I dont believe in kissing until Im married..."
Jimena had another vision. "Apparently, in the past, that area you fastforwarded through, I had a vision that you would turn gay and Serena wanted to meet her Three Kids From Stanton Before I'm Twenty-five Goal," she explained.
"Thanks," Liz said, taking them. She glared at Lauren. "What did you do?" she mouthed.
"I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'll never kiss you again until we're married!" Then, Karyl had an idea. "Let's get married now!"
"Stop trying to kill Michael!" Lexi was wondering why Stanton always had a reason to ruin Michael's fun. He got enough of it. She went to typing on her laptop. She made Michael into a Catman. That way he would now have 8 lives left.
"Yeah BITCHES! I"m back and they notihng you fuckers can do about it." Michael only had one article of clothing now. A pair of blue jeans. He walked over to Stanton and put his arm around his waist. "So you're gonna turn gay? Call me sometime, I'll show ya a good time and then some."
Stanton shot Michael 7 times. "Heheheheh. You stupid ass, mother fucker! Now you only have ONE LIFE LEFT!"
Vanessa: "OKAY!"
"Nuttin" Lauren responded.
whistles
Jed took Liz's laptop and ran away in slow motion while music played.
Jimena stood boredly, playing with her boob tassles.
Karyl grabbed Vanessa's hand. "Where should we get married?"
Liz chased after Jed in fast motion and took her laptop back.
Serena snikered at Michael, stupid mofo's dont know when to give up.
Cassandra looked at Jimena in disguist. "Jimena stop it. Thats really disturbing."
Jenn sat on a swing that came outta know where.
"Oh, I think Michael's learned his lesson. But now I don't know what to do with him." Lexi sat there and wondered what to do. Definitely no more hitting on Stanton. He's got a stick too far up his ass to take anything lightly . This was why Lexi had secretly joined the Anti-Stanton club, but that was for another parody.
Michael whipped out his .49 caliber pistol. He then began to shoot in random directions, not caring who or what he hit. Hoping he would hit the laptops and have everyone suspended in time.
Jenn laughed evilly. "Too bad i dont have a laptop sucker!" she exclaimed. "My sister does though... she got it for her b-day. lucky bitch... meh. shes in university so i guess she kinda needs it." 'I've really gotta stop rampling' she thought to herself. Then she pulled out her 'SERENA CARD' like in the yugi-ho games or whatever… and kinda like poke-me-and-die-mon. "GO SERENA!" she exclaimed as the card glowed and then exploded.
Serena burst out of the card and at the same time she dissappeared from where she was before. She gaped at Michael. "Oh no you didnt" she said, hands on hips. She then ran at him and tackled him taking the gun from him and throwing it to Chris who, with his magic powers, blew it into... smitheriens!
Lauren offered Avery some cheese.
Stanton blinked. "Wha happened?"
Vanessa hid behind a random building. The violence was too much for her.
Maggie fell dead.
Lexi looked over at Jenn. "What the hell is a laptop sucker? Hey! My brother has those cards, they are soo awesome." Lexi then looked around wondering if she said that too loud. Should I say something about Magic cards too? Nah. She went back to typing.
Michael began laughing like a lunatic. "HAHA. Who did I get? What did I get? Ouch! Serena! That hurt!" Michael pulled out some more "happy" pills and popped them in his mouth. This added to his hyperness. He began to run in super-fast motion trading everyone's clothes with everyone in the group. By the time he stopped running he had Serena's top and Jimena's pants on. He looked around to see what everyone else had on.
Liz laughed in triumph as she and her laptop remained unharmed, but just to be on the safe side, she stuffed it into her bullet-proof bustier. "Try and get it now! You fools! Mwahahaha! Oh, where did that come from?" she said, covering her mouth.
Jimena was shot! Michael shot off her boob tassles! She crossed her arms over her chest and cried.
Karyl followed Vanessa behind the building. "It's OK. Nothing to be scared about. They're all just being stupid."
Avery gtrabbed the cheese from Lauren and stuffed it into her face, checking that no one was coming to steal it every few minutes. She looked like an ugly chipmunk.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Tymmie fell from the sky and onto his ass. Groaning, he rubbed the sore thing and looked around, "Dude, where am I?" he blinked a few times for no apparent reason, then spotted Karyl, "A'ight, Dude! There you are!"
Jenn sighed, "I was calling you guys since you have laptops, suckers!" she said. Shaking her head slowly.
Serena had on michael's pants and Liz's top. "Michael you douche!"
Cassandra giggled at Avery. "You like cheese a lot dont you" she said in a high-pitched little girls voice. Then she threw bred-crum like pieces of cheese around Avery like she was a bird.
Chris pointed and laughed at Jimena.
Avery did not seem to realize that she was being made fun of. "Yes," she admitted, and grabbed all the cheese in Cassandra's hands.
Tymmie skipped over to Karyl and hugged him, "Dude, I haven't seen you all day! 'Sup?"
Then he noticed Vanessa, "Oh, are you going to turn this here Goddess-chick? Tubular."
"Tymmie!" Karyl cried, hugging him, not really hearing what he was saying. "I'm getting married! Will you be my best man? Pur-lease!"
Jimena pouted as she was being laughed at. She went into a nearby store and stole a tube-top and pulled it on. Then she took a leather micro mini and put it on. Next door she stole a pair of stelettos(sp?). It's not like anyone cared. The worl was evil now. She just went with the flow.
"I don't really have a laptop, I just have one here because I stole it from Stanton," Liz said in a matter-of-factly voice.
Tymmie gave Karyl a huge smile, "OhmyGawd, dude, you are! That totally rocks! Of course I'll be your chest man!" He ripped off Serena's bra and used it to bind himself to Karyl's chest, "Now we can be together foreverandeverandeverandeverandeverandeverandever..."
A kind pigeon flew by and shit on Tymmie's head, knocking him out. How? I dunno.
Karyl unclasped the bra and let the unconsious Tymmie fall to the ground. "I knew I never liked him," he muttered, going back over to Vanessa.
Tymmie magicly (sp?) became conscious again, "But Karyl! I thought we had something!"
Then he noticed a rock. Smoothing back his ugly-ass hair, he sidled over to it, "Hello, handsome."
Little did he know that rock was really radio-active dog crap... but that is another story. Dun, dun, dun...
Jenn laughed, "Good move Liz! Ugh, i am so pissed at Runescape. God damn people always killin me and stealin my shit. Ohwell, i have 2 friends on it that give me stuff. In total they both gave me like over 7000 coins. hehee. But i lost my black cape!"
Cassandra strutted over to Jimena, she wore a slinky black top that didnt cover that much use her imagination, black 4 inch stillettos, and a black vinyl mini skirt. "I like your outfit Jimena" she said.
"Of course you do Cassandra" Serena said, "You a slut"
Chris laughed hysterically at Tymmie and Karyll... but mostly at Tymmie. "Hehehhh. Chest buddies" he giggled.
Oh wow! For once i dont have nethin to put here.
So... RATE AND REVIEW! R&RRR