Vanessa covered her eyes. "OMIGOD TYMMIE! Take that off! Make him stooooop!" She begged KAryl.

Lauren laughed at Jenn. "HAHAHAHA.. what the hell is she talking about..."

Stanton blinked once more. "HEY! NOW JUST WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! IM THE CENTER OF ATTENTION! ALL EYES ON ME!" A staff appeared in his hand. "COWER BEFORE MY AWESOME POWER!" He pulled out a lighter and fire struck up. He cackled like a mad man.

Tianna strutted over to Tymmie. "Hey there handsome. Lose the bra and maybe we can go soemwhere".

Tymmie looked Tianna up and down, then frowned. "Why do you want me to lost the bra? I think it adds cha-rac-ter." His lower lip began to tremble, "And besides, if I can't have Karyl, I can't have anyone."

Then the rock began to speak. "Tymmie," it said in a high-pitched, ET-ish voice, "Go with the hoe. She will make you happy. Forget about Karyl."

Karyl pulled the bra off Tymmie and threw it over to Serena. "Better?" he inquired.

"Thank you, Jenn. Sorry about your cape," Liz said.

"Thanks, I like my outfit to," Jimena said.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Tymmie screamed in slow-motion, "My braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Then he forgot about it and squinted at Stanton, "Dude, you have a fat ass."

Stanton smiled. "I know. Isnt it just so big and round? Wanna squeeze it?" He shoved his ass in Tymmie's face.

Tianna kicked Tymmie in the balls. Well atleast she would have if he had any. She leaned down and poked there, her eyes wide. "DUDE HAS A-"

"Pussycaaaaaat" Vaness picked a random alley cat and patted it until suddenly it jumped on Karyl's face and started to attack him. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I noooo! I waaaaaaannnnnnnnttttttttttt myyyyyyyy caaaaaaapppppeeee baaaaaaaaaaaaack!" Jenn cried out. "I mean it was black too..."

Cassandra glared at Serena, "Shut up you punk-ass-bitch." she hissed.

Serena highfived Lauren. "I really liked that post, very catchy. My writer had one post like that somewhere on this site..."

Chris started trembling, "Dude! Thats just whack yo!" he exclaimed, slowly stepping little steps away from Tymmie until he was a good 5 meters, then he turn and ran full out.

Lauren lifted Serena ten feet in the air. "ARE YOU CALLING ME A COPYCAT!"

Tianna grimaced and walked away.

Jed barndanced with Liz.

Serena tried to struggle free from Lauren's grip, she was gasping for air. "No. No i didn't gasp mean gasp that" she choked out.

Lauren dropped her and went off somewhere.

Amy sat there watching what was going on, her and Catty had gone and gotten changed, Catty was wearing a tight blue asian type dress and amy was wearing her usual baggy jeans and loose t-shirt Kyle was still wearing his jeans and white wife beater

Kyle walked up to Catty "Hey hun thats a sexy dress," he swept her off her feet and walked off

Amy looked up "what? thats not what i ment to happen! oh well, if im here i dont need to write for me, " she closed the laptop she was using and pulled one foot up onto the retaining wall and sat and watched what was going on

Liz... barndanced?

Jimena stood around, looking hott.

Karyl fought with the cat, and the cat was winning.

Tymmie blinked, "Woah, I do. I never noticed that..." then she grinned and squeezed Stanton's ass. "Do me, baby!"

"Hold still baby!" Vanessa tried to hit the cat with a brick but instead hit Karyl in the nose. "Just... hold still"

Stanton purred seductively and started to give Tymmie a lap dance. His hips rolled seduictively from side to side. He started humping the ground.

Tianna shook her head. "YOU GUYS ARE ALL W.O.Ds!"

Jed swung Liz around. "Now grab your partner. Do Si Do!"

Tymmie cheered and ignored Liz, while Avery tried to get Stanton to do a lap-dance on her.

"C'mon," she begged, "Just a short one..."

Tymmie kicked the bitch aside and began to French Stanton's... ass.

Lauren punched Tymmie across the face and had a giant fist chase him down the block. "AND THERES MORE OF THAT WHERE THAT CAME FROM IF YOU EVER IGNORE LIZ AGAIN!"

Stanton glared at Lauren. "YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!" He fought back tears and turned to Avery. "For you, it'll cost".

Tymmie ran down the street, whimpering. Why would anyone punch her? She rocked!

Avery flashed Stanton a horny grin. "Alright," she said, "How about for... thirty taffy apples?"

"WOOT! WOOT! GO LAUREN!" Liz cried as Jed swung her around. "Um... I think I'm gonna be sick..."

"You're all loco, and none of you look as good as me, so what the hell am I doing with a bunch of losers?" Jimena asked no one in particular. "I told you Stanton would turn gay."

"I am holding still!" Karyl whimpered as the cat clung to his bleeding face. "GET IT OFF!"

Stanton lifted Avery up in the air. "OMAHGODTEHKEEEEEWLZ! Thirty five and its a deal. You'll have to feed them to me ofcourse..." He stripped down to his Victoria Secret nighty and swayed back and forth. "Me so horny, Me so horny" He spun around and swung his shirt in the air.

Lauren covered her eyes. Not. Cool.

Tianna shook her head They were all W.O.Ds...

Vanessa cried for Karyl. "SOMEBODY HELP UUUUUUUUUUUSSS!"

Tymmie began to cry, "Has everyone forgotten I'm really a girl! Here, I'll even show you the post where it's discovered..."

Tymmie grabbed a laptop out of thin air and pointed to the aforementioned post, "See? Right here!

'Tianna kicked Tymmie in the balls. At least, she would have if he had any. She leaned down and poked there, her eyes wide, 'DUDE HAS A-'

'Pussycaaaaaaaaaaat' Vanessa picked up a random alley cat.' See!"

Tymmie began to foam at the mouth, when all of the sudden...

Kelly and the chick with the un-prounouncable name, AKA Yvonne, showed up!

"Freaky," they said in unison.

Then, just seconds after that, Avery noticed Lauren's posts, read through it, and proceeded to barf at the sight of Stanton in a naughty nighty.

"I just changed my mind," she groaned in between regurgitationing.

"What the fuck?" Stanton cocked an eyebrow, his voice masculine again. He pinned Avery against the wall by the throat. "DOES THIS MEAN YOU"RE NOT GIVING ME MY TAFFY APPLES, BITCH!"

"Oh, just steal them from kids like you always do," Jimena said, boredly. "Here, you can even steal mine," she said, indicating the taffy apple that just appeared in her hand.

Karyl finally pried the cat off his face and threw it at the wall. Before the thing could attack again, he grabbed Vanessa's hand anf turned them both into shadow, climbing up to the top of a building.

"Oh Karyl!" Vanessa cried, all dramatic like.

Stanton ran to get the taffy apple, stuffed it in his pants and pinned Avery against the wall again. He smirked. "Are you as turned on as I am right now?"

Michael no longer had any more pills and his high was coming down. He was starting to get depressed. Soon he was crying like a little girl. "Why can't I get some ass! That's all I want. A guy or a girl to fuck all night and toss aside in the morning. Is that so much to ask?

Lexi looked at Michael like he was a freak. She liked the high Michael much more than this depressed one. "Can anyone create the perfect one-night stand for Michael? The mother fucker's crying is getting on my nerves." She decided to go look at some of the tess in the stores. She found the awesomest shirt ever. It was a regular white shirt that said "Impeach Pedro".

"Why not ask Catty? She's the slut," Jimena suggested, even though she herself looked like she belonged on a street corner.

Karyl sat against the edge of the building and pulled out a First Aid Kit from no where in particular. "I'll be fine..."

"Aw, you poor baby" Tianna crooned in her baby voice and cradled Michael's head against her bosom.

Maggie magically came back to life. "Did no one notice I was dead! Its just like book 10! Just like it..." She went on and on, the ramblings of an old woman.

Catty stared at Jimena flames in her eye's "you so didnt just call me a slut!" she went over and bitch slapped Jimena "oh and dont call your possee over! it wont work, i can just leave remember?" she asked tapping her watch

Amy got up and came over, "hey you two stop it," she looked down at them (not litteraly but w/e) she took catty by the arm and lead her over to the wall and sat down next to Kyle. "you so showed her up," she whispered so only Catty could hear.

Jimena had a huge welt on her face and was about to go teach Catty a lesson when she had a vision. "EWW! Catty's going to test positive for STDs!"

"No she's not how could she?" Amy said "catty I hate to spill this," she whispered "CATTY"S A VERGIN!"

"Get the car key outta yer ear, I said she's going to. Besides, this is the future. I'm pretty sure she'd fulfilled her role a slut by now," Jimena said, rolling her eyes.

Avery blinked and realized that she was being pinned again the wall by Stanton, "Yeah, yeah, take the damned apples."

Then she scrolled through the rest of the posts and realized that she was, yet again, pinned to the wall by Stanton. She's slow like that. "Probably not," she admitted, "But, I'll go along with it anyway; I've suddenly found you hott again." Avery never knew she was such a slut.

Tymmie, bored with not having a part, approached Stanton from behind, ignored him, and presented Avery with the rock. "Here," he said sheepishly, blushing, "You can have this."

Avery realized the trans-gendered freak was hitting on her and kicked him one where the-sun-don't-shine.

"But you're my writer!" Tymmie shrieked, "You're supposed to like me!"

Jenn's eyes sparkled with glee as she spotted a mound of clothes. But it was not the clothes she seaked, but something within the clothes... She ran over to the clothe mound and took what she wanted. What she grabbed was a long. Black. Cape. She put it on and twirrled around. "I got a cape!" she shouted with happiness.

Cassandra rolled her eyes at Jenn. "WTF is it with you and capes? Like oh-my-gawdz! CaPeS ArE sOoOo GaY!.!.!"

Serena punched Cassandra clear accross the face. "Shut the fuck up bitch!" Serena said to her, gettin all in her face and shit. "Thats my homegirl and writer you talkin bout!"

Chris ran over to Avery, Stanton, and Tymmie. He pushed Tymmie and kicked "him" in the balls, then he pulled Stanton off Avery. "Come! We must go!" he said.

Michael realized who was cradling him and he continued to cry. "Oh Tianna! Why doesn't anyone like me. Am I that hideous? Am I not fuckable?" He went on like this hoping to get laid.

Lexi watched Michael with Tianna and rolled her eyes. Boys will be boys. She then went to another store to buy a jean skirt to go with her shirt. She then got some really cute slip on Vans. She saw Jenn's cape. "Oh my gosh! Your cape is so awesome! I have one at home, but it's in red. I love it so much

Avery began to cry, "Noooooo! You cannot take my Stanton away from meeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Then the Titanic theme song began to play. Then Tymmie got kicked in the nuts and his/her/its face turned purple. Then Celine Dione laughed, choked, and died. And all was well.

Stanton snatched the rock and ate it. "Mmmmmm good. Just like grandma's home cooking".

"Of course you are, baby" Tianna massaged his back, hoping he would shut up soon.

Lauren stole Jenn's cape and proclaimed herself as LADY and she could do it too. Just because she was cooo like that.

Vanessa blinked. "Arent we supposed to be getting married?

Jenn gasped when Lauren stole her cape. "Lauren! Stealing one's cape is just as bad as stealing one's sharpie. And one does not take anothers sharpie away from thee." she said. Then she used her new magical faerie wings and flew down and stole her cape back and put it on. Then she threw Lauren a black one that fit her better. "Remember. What jenny givith. Jenny can also takeith away!" she exclaimed.

Yvonne and Kelly strode over to Avery, "Yo, bitch, did you forget us!" they said it in unison, as usual.

Avery laughed nervously.

"Hey guess what everyone? IM A MODEL!" Lea smiled really big.

Phoebe stared at Lea. "No... Really?"

Avery began to back away, holding up her hands defensively, "Well, see, the thing about that is... OMFG, it's Stanton! Quick! Glomp him!"

She smirked as the two bimbos went away to glomp the muscular blonde. It was her life or his, and... well... he was immortal and shit like that.

Then Tymmie hugged her, "Hey, beautiful. You miss me?"

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Phoebes eyes got big. "Sta... no. I got over you in therepy. Think happy thoughts... ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone... yeah... thats it." Phoebe smiled. "HA! NOT OBSESSED ANYMORE!"

"Phoebe you can't hide whats inside!" Lea said.

"I'll make you hair pink." Phoebe smirked.

"AHHHH! NOOOOOO! THEN I'LL CLASH!" Lea started crying.

Out of the blue, Avery got an idea - now, you must understand that this is a rare thing to happen, to bear with the stupidity of it. "Uh, hey, Tymmie," she poked the gender-confused youth, "See those two girls over there? Go bug them."

Tymmie followed the direction of Avery's eyes and spotted... Amy and Phoebe! It was love at first sight. He/she/it dropped Avery and glomped them.

Stanton tried to figure out exactly what 'glomped' meant. He dodged the two girls and laughed at Avery. "AHAHAHAHAHA- you are so weird...". He sighed and took a bite from his taffy apple. His eyes grew wide. "WHAT IS THIS! WHAT THE FUCK! ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON ME JIMENA!" He fell to the ground, his entire body stiff and immobile. "Help meee", he squeaked from his lips that were slwoly closing over.

"Yeah yeah, whatever" Lauren frowned at her black capoe and decided to plot againt Jenn. She came up behiodn her and strangled her with the black cape. She snatched the red one. "HAHAHA! Silly freshman, bitch! Don't even try to do me!"

Jenn laughed, "My cape is black so you snatched my other one!" she exclaimed with her all mighty voice. "And I was not trying to do anyone. And besides..." With that she shook her bangs out of her eyes, "I dont swing that way Lauren." She twirrled around, her cape resting on her back perfectly. Then she started... "Maybe he's right. Maybe there is something the matter with me. I just dont see how a world that makes such wonderful things... could be bad...
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!

Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand their daughters
Bright young women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand

I'm ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world!"