Okay yeah. The songs not in this one.
And this one took forev to get out cuz fricken liz like.. dont post at all. Its crazy shyte. I hardly post but whatever. I post more than liz. rofl! So yeah... Oh and Lauren and Lexi are the ones posting stanton and michael.. they post a lot.
YEY FOR ACTIVE PEOPLE!
ROFL!
-Jenn
Avery seemed completely unaware of the chaos around her, so she grabbed a microphone and began to sing (off-key) at the top of her voice:
"It's one-two-three, and suddenly, I see it now... at last.
"She's radiant, and confident, and born to take this chance.
"I taught her well! I planned it all! I just forgot romance...
"Vlad, how could you do this? How will we get through this?
"I never should have let them dance..."
Yvonne and Kelly-the-bat began to cry, "That was so sad!"
Then Avery turned to face Lexi, sticking her tongue out, "I can read minds since forever. ...or maybe not. Maybe I'm just screwing with your head." She laughed like an evil maniac, "Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Lexi starred at Avery. She knew exactly what kind of person she was dealing with. "Ooooook. Suuuure." She slowly backed away from Avery and her bad singing. She then changed into a skeleton costume and put on stilts to make her taller. She began to sing again.
"There are few who deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I excel without ever even trying
With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have see grown men give out a shriek
With a wave of my hand and a well-placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet
Yet year after year, it's the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King
Have grown so tired of the same old thing
Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there, far from my home
A longing that I've never known
I'm a master of fright and a demon of light
And I'll scare you right out of your pants
To a guy in Kentucky, I am Mister Unlucky
And I'm known throughout England and France
And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean quotations
No animal nor man can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations
But who here would ever understand
That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin
Would tire of his crown, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he only could
Oh, there's an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears."
GASP! "You can sing Nightmare Before Christmas! Well then thats what i'm singin yo!" Jenn exclaimed.
"OOGIE BOOGIE
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't knoe which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first
When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the boogie song, ohhh
THREE BATS
Ohhh
OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh
SEVEN LIZARDS
Ohhh
OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh
SEVEN LIZARDS
Ohhh, he's the Oogie Boogie Man
OOGIE BOOGIE
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't ya know one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice
THREE SKELTONS
Ohhh
OOGIE BOOGIE
Oh, yeah
THREE BATS
Ohhh
OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh
THREE BATS
Ohhh
OOGIE BOOGIE & THREE SKELETONS
Oh, yeah, I'm/he's the Oogie Boogie Man
SANTA
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expexting me
So please come, to your senses
OOGIE BOOGIE
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff
SANTA
What are you going to do?
OOGIE BOOGIE
I'm gonna do the best I can
Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the aor
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine
SANTA
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act
OOGIE BOOGIE
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position
That you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere
Lauren yawned. "Im sleepy... who wants to see Corpse Bride?"
Stanton sang "This is Haloween". His writer didn't feel like typing out the lyrics...
Vanessa... whatever.
Avery, Tymmie, Yvonne, and Kelly (who was once more a little white bat with bad gas) linked hands and began to dance around, "Wedowedowedowedowedowedowedo!" They sang.
Then Avery got sick of Yvonne and Kelly, and blasted them into oblivian.
Lexi jumped down from her stilts. Being tall was hard work. "Sure. My family said it was pretty good." She looked around to see where Michael was. She spotted him frozen in time with Tianna. At least he wasn't whining anymore.
Tymmie began to laugh uncontrollably. "I've been having fun with photoshop," he informed everyone and no one in particular, and pointed to the lovely picture he had created. It depicted Serena morphed with a giraffe, eating Stanton's hair. Tymmie seemed to find it mildly amusing, but Avery was hysterical.
"Tymmie!" she screeched, rolling around on the floor laughing, "That's a boy giraffe!" 0.o
A grumpy looking priest, who looked like the Pope, came out of no where in particular and stood in front of Karyl and Vanessa, who were magically in a white dress and tuxedo, but not necessarily on the person they're supposed to be on. "Alright, I don't really wanna be here so we're going to do the Short-Short Version." He pointed to Karyl with his Bible. "Do you?"
"Yes," he answered.
He pointed at Vanessa with his Bible. "Do you?"
Liz got tired of barndancing and fell asleep as Jed dragged her along.
Jimena bounced on the balls of her feet, pretending to know what's going on, but she didn't really because her writer fell asleep and didn't read the previously made posts.
"That's so beautiful!" Avery declared, wiping tears from her eye with a conviently-placed hankercheif, "... but now I'm bored."
Tymmie, however, paid no attention. He/she/it was watching Sailor Moon on a little portable DVD player. "Dude," he/she/it muttered, "It's porn with a cool soundtrack..."
Michael left Tianna to watch Sailor Moon with Tymmie. He loved this show. "Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight. She is the one named Sailor Moon."
Lexi shook her head. To think she used to think that Michael was kinda cool at one time. "Isn't most anime porn? Not all of it, some of it is okay, but a majority." She wondered if saying some of it was okay gave away the fact that she watched some anime shows. Not to mention that she was a fan of Sailor Moon, way back when.
"So was I, Lexi. So was I. Nevermind that i can read your mind because I am the phenomenal cosmic writer. Anyway, I loved Sailor Moon dearly. Malachite and Zoisite. May you rest in peace. But now Im a Full Metal Alchemist kinda girl. Inuyashas okay."
Jenn shuttered. "I dislike anime and all that other shit... inuasha or whatever u wanna call it. I dont like it. I like CSI and shit.. But yeah. Sailor Moon was originally porn. Same with a lot of the older ones. I think that dragon ball Zee show was... cant remember. I've only watched Sailor Moon and Pokemon when they came out." she said. "I dont watch cartoons that much."
Serena was still punching the shit out of Cassandra.
Cassandra was clawing Serena and ripping the girls clothes, and her own.
Chris was still watching Cassandra and Serena fight, they were now like tearing off each others clothes. "Dude that is so hot!" he exclaimed.
Lexi smiled. "I heart Full Metal Alchemist and Inuyasha. I know not a lot of girls watch anime shows, but I don't care. I watch them with my brother and it's amusing. I watch CSI too though. Eh. I'm an all around TV kinda girl you could say."
Michael looked away from Sailor Moon to see Serena and Cassandra in a full on catfight. Between the porn he was watching and the catfight, he was getting extremely turned on. Hmm...should I do something naughty?
LAuren, who also loves Full Metal Alchemist, gave a shout out to Lexi. "Hell yizzle".
Stanton sat by Michael. "You look horny".
Michael looked over. "You do something about it? Or are you still into chicks?" Michael surveyed the group wondering who he should "get closer" with. Jimena looks might lonely over there.
Stanton scoffed. "Come on, Michael. Have I ever been into chicks? I mean look at me". He pulled at his skin tight black shirt to emphasize his homosexuality. "I thought you'd notice, but you never did. Just like you never noticed Vanessa could go invisible. You really are clueless man".
Michael shrugged. "Hey I never said I was the brightest of this group. Anyways, I hit on you earlier and you shot me like 7 times. Remember? So how was I supposed to know when you switched on the gay bulb?" With that he ran over to Jimena and began humping her.
Lexi turned to see what Michael was doing. Her eyes slightly bulged out of their sockets. "Whoa there."
"MICHAE EAL! MICHA- HA- HA- HA- HAL! COME BACK! TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Stanton fell on his knees before noticing who he was humping. "HEY THATS MY BITCH!" HE tossed MIchael off of Jimena. "IVE HELD IT IN LONG ENOUGH! I will fuck Jimena Castillo for a decent sum of money! This ass isnt free you know". He pinched his back... ass.
"You know Stanton you should really put your name on the stuff that belongs to you. That way I don't have to worry about being thrown on my ass all the time." Michael stood up and rubbed his ass. Now who else can I molest for fun? He saw his next target. "OOOOOOhhhhhhhh Caaaaaattyyyyyyy! Come to papa!"
Stanton tatooed his name on Catty's forehead. "BOO YAH! ALL MINE!"
"What the fuck Stanton! You already have Jimena. Why do you always gotta ruin my fun? It's not like I ruin yours." Michael flipped off Stanton, just to show how pissed off he was. He then tattooed his name on Stanton's forehead. "Looky what's all mine now!"
Stanton burned the "ich" and "al" off of his head. "Nice try, buddy. Just for that Im moving my price up. If you want to tap this ass its going to take more than a few taffy apples. Give me nine hundred dollars and get on your knees, bitch".
"What the fuck, Stanton? I ain't your bitch! You definitely not worth $900 either!" Just as a precaution, Micheal tatooed "Me" on his forehead so Stanton couldn't try and claim him too. He will fulfill his goal of getting laid tonight. Even with Stanton taking all the good prospects.
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiine!" Stanton ran away.
Serena stopped punching cassandra and walked away from her back towards everyone else. She didnt have a single mark on her skin.
Cassandra got off the ground when Serena walked away and then she pulled out a knife. She then carved an N then a T then an O then finally an N. "Haha its finished!" she exclaimed and jumped up and down. Blood was dripping down her chest.
"Aww damn guys. Why you have to be like that" Chris said to Serena and Cassandra.
Jenn shook her head and Cassandra. "That girl is so fucking desperate. I really cant stand her." she said.
Michael went over to Chris. "Now don't worry, I'm sure between the two of us, we could get another cat fight started again." Michael wondered where Stanton had ran off two. It wasn't like him to avoid the limelight.
Stanton came back with Burger King bags and a paper crown. "Have it your way" He handed Michael a bag and winked. "Wake up with the king".
Michael smiled back at Stanton. He looked into his Burger King bag and pulled out his toy. It was a miniature Stanton. "Alright! Now I have the entire collection of Hot Guys of the DOTM series." He went to go put his toy in it's safety box with the other toys. He then came back and began to eat his food. He had forgotten to eat the whole time he had been here.
Stanton scarfed down his fry box and pulled out a Morgan toy. "ARGH! I hate this whore ass bitch! Wanna trade?" he asked Michael.
Michael looked at the toy. The Morgan doll would mean he would only need one more for the Bitches series. "Hmm...it depends what you want to trade it for. Nothing too rare. She isn't worth that much."
"Give me Jimena". He licked his lips.
Luckily, Michael had three Jimenas. The girl got around a lot. "Ok. Thanks for the food by the way, I've been starving so bad that I forgot about it."
"You're welcome" Stanton grinned. "I love to see you smile".
Michael smiled. "Thanks. I love it when you don't treat me like dirt. I was kidding earlier when I said you weren't hot by the way. Not that you don't know it, but you are really hot." Michael was beginning to blush.