Totally Screwed Transmutation
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Duh.
Note to Shingo-sama – I saw your review… and I'm sad to say, this story is gonna be something like yours… so sorry for breaking your expectations, but I was already onto this idea before I went to read your story. But on a personal note, your story's damn good. I love it. And that this story of mine's gonna be slightly different. Stay with me, ok?
Additional note: this is my legend for this story -
"Abcde" - Speech (duh)
'Abcde' - Thoughts
'ABCDE' - sounds (blast this place, i can't use the box type brackets which was the original)
(Abcde) - Side notes in the story; normal things
((abcde)) - my personal voice in the story. i'll try to edit the first chpt again.
Chapter 2 Realisation
All Ed remembered was hitting the floor. HARD. And the sound of a transmutation. Problem was, he was too dazed to think. He gave his head a shake…which made the whole room spin. Groaning, he pushed himself up to sitting position and took in several huge gulps of air. That managed to clear the fog. And… he immediately felt something different about himself.
Before checking himself, though, he looked up at a grinning but very surprised Fuhrer.
"…I'm amazed; it actually works…" From the corner, Edward heard Riza give a tiny gasp (which he found alarming, because Riza has always held her indifferent expression). He looked down at himself… …but could hardly tell the difference ((you guys thought he'd faint or what?)). Roy then came up to him with a full-length mirror and pulled Ed to his feet. What he saw NOW almost made him fall right back. His face… his body…
He got transmuted into a girl!
He ((erm…'she' now, right?)) glared at Mustang.
"WHAT is the meaning of THIS!" she demanded…oh God. Even her voice was high-pitched. Roy gave a shrug. "Surely you know I'm not one who takes things lying down – I'm having me revenge, duh." He gave his famous smirk.
Edward's glare hardened. "Change me back. NOW, you bastard."
"Ok, ok… lemme get the book." He strode off.
Edward groaned inwardly. If anyone were to walk in now, he was gonna make sure that he/she doesn't recall what he did for the whole day today…
There came a 'PLOP' of a book dropping in the reading corner. From it, Roy's voice (although a whisper) was audibly heard.
"Shit…"
Edward rushed towards him.
"What? What's going on? You can turn me back, can't you?"
Roy gave him a blank look.
"…The book…didn't say anything…" was all he could manage to say.
Edward froze, then un-froze to pick up the dropped book. She flipped to the page Roy was reading, and as her eyes skimmed down the pages, they widened with dismay.
"No… No, No, NOOOOOOOOO--!"
Notes: Well, here's the 2nd chapter. I don't know if I should warn anyone, but this story is gonna get extremely… 'hot'… well, to me at least. (blushes like crazy) And to Shingo-sama, really really sorry for the disappointment; I have a friend who turned both Roy and Ed into animals so I didn't wanna follow that path already which was actually me first idea…so I chose this one instead… and to LeoOsaka, very sorry also. I have NO intention of pasting what Ed did to Roy…