Totally Screwed Transmutation

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Duh.

I forgot that there was no way anybody could review for the changed chapter… so now I'll type in the next one! Seriously though, I wish I had my laptop… a 5 hour break in school and we all watched 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' on one of my friends' laptop… and the problem? I'm the only one who doesn't have a laptop!

And people… if you can get the song for FMA's movie, LOST HEAVEN by L'ArcenCiel, please do so. I know Gendou (dot) com has it, but it's a bit of a hassle since you have to be a member first. But membership is free… HA. Also want to say that this is the position for Edward, Roy and Riza and the rest: Roy - Fuhrer, Ed - Colonel, Riza - Lt. Colonel & secretary to Roy; Breda Farman, Fury and rest of crew mostly Majors or Captains. Fury and Havoc (I think) and some other majors (all unknown) are in another district... will think of putting them back here in Central later. And for the postions just below Roy, which are General, Lt. General, Major General and Bridgadier General, they are all unknown people. And some are stationed elsewhere too. Haha.

And here's the next out of 3 chapters of the Prankstress. Enjoy!

Chapter 6 The Prankstress II – More Mayhem

Back in the office, Roy was busy signing and doing paperwork… but he wasn't really getting anywhere. He was seriously, SERIOUSLY needing a cup of coffee. And he simply couldn't have it… all because of the little minx, who was examining the books at on his shelf. Tutting ever so often at the information that was found in the books, she slammed them back into the shelf after every pick.

The slamming and tutting finally got to Roy's headache, and he cleared his throat very loudly and stared at Edward. The latter, of course, stared right back.

"What? You asked me to stay behind didn't you? So what exactly do you want?"

"Come here, will you?"

Edward put the book back in the shelf (slamming it again) and walked round the sofa to the great oak table and stood in front of the frowning Fuhrer. She folded her arms in front of her, and tapped her foot impatiently.

"Well?"

Roy stood up. He had quite enough. Leaning over so that their faces were only an inch apart, he spoke to her in an undertone, "I know what you did, and don't think you can get away with it." Edward blinked, then looked up towards the ceiling.

Roy straightened, and sat back down. Just then, Riza walked in with her own pile of paperwork. Roy got an idea.

"Say… Edward, I want you to go with Riza and MAKE-ME-A-CUP-OF-COFFEE," he emphasised the last part of the sentence, then leaned over again and whispered, "as punishment of course."

He added on to Riza, "Lt. Colonel, I want you as both my Lt.C and secretary to keep watch on hi—her and make sure she gets it right. You may have to teach her the process in the first place, if need be." He smirked.

Edward gave a frown. She wanted to protest, but then thought the better of it. Still with eyebrows fused together, she left the room in Riza's wake. Roy smiled. He knew Ed simply hated all kinds of errands.

Little did Roy know, or see, of course, was that a smirk had played across the young Colonel's face as she walked out of the door…

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"Here's your coffee. Sir." Riza set the cup in front of him. Roy's eyebrow lifted; he looked back and forth Riza and Ed.

"if you are wondering who made it, it was Sir – I mean, Ma'am Elric (Edward cringed at that)((I cringed at this too))who did it. She even broke the coffee pot in the process (Edward huffed) so this is your one and only cup. And I watched over her just to make sure she did the right things as you ordered, Sir." She saluted and walked back to her desk to get started on her own pile of work. Roy gave the young alchemist one long look (who shrugged for the breaking of the pot) before bringing the cup to his lips and taking a swig.

Once again, liquid spurted out of Roy's mouth (coffee this time, and that being the second time for today spewing something) and all over the paperwork he had been halfway through. He cursed and swore till even the air around Riza's ears sizzled, to which Ed promptly started sniggering.

Roy snapped his head up to his Colonel, and then to his surprised secretary, who stood up from her work, going, "…But I made sure she did the right steps, added the right ingredients…"

That really sent Edward into louder peals of laughter; clutching her stomach, she tried to salute as she hung by the door to deliver her last message, "Well… that shows I'm innocent right? Enjoy your coffee, Sir!" and then left the office, walking past a very surprised looking Breda.

Breda walked into the office through the open doors, and he turned his attention from the open door to his superior. He saluted, and noticed the coffee spray. He smiled inwardly.

"May I ask what happened, Sir?"

Roy simply pointed to the coffee cup, which was now half empty. Breda took a swig of his own, and did a Roy there and then.

"Eeew," he said wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, "SALT. No wonder."

Ah ha… Finally this chapter is finished. I actually worked on this for 4 straight days… not that my typing is slow, but I was thrown with soo many things that by the time I just started typing the chapter, Major Mum comes in and orders me to switch off… haha… so… -.-lll

Anyways, I accept that there were no reviews last chapter since they don't allow it, but this chapter please review! Thank you! Note: if people didn't notice, I changed chapter 5 ok? So go re read it if you haven't. And the movie summary's out, go check fullmetal-alchemist(dot)com for more details.