CH6: Space And Place
Meanwhile. Somewhere deep in outer space, an evil emperor named Tatanga is plotting in his tremendous battle ship. He is a short purple being with a malevolent heart. Conquering planets ruthlessly, Tatanga was a feared foe. "Katsini! Come to the comand deck at once!" he shouted into a microphone. "Yes, your purpleness?" said another creature of the same species as Tatanga. He entered the room as quickly as he could, sweat poured from his head. "Comander Katsini, how long 'till we arrive to our destination?" Tatanga growled. "Well, my lord, at the current rate we're traveling, we'd probably arrive in two days." Katsini replied. "TWO DAYS! TWO DAYS! I can't wait that long!" Tatanga jumped up and down furiously. "But, this craft can't go any faster." the commander pleeded. "You can't keep me that long! Can't you see I'm on a role? I've just successfully captured the Space Bunny fleet, and I want to test their strength on this planet." Tananga walked over to a window nerby. "Take a look Commander. We are the strongest empire in the galaxy. We can't let anyone stand in our way." he said. "But Sir, if we are so strong, how can anyone stand in our way?" questioned Katsini. "Fool! We may be able to take out all the armies this galaxy can hold, one by one, but if they get the chance to band together, we'd be crushed." the purple man snapped. "That's why we need to convert all the most powerfull armadas to our own"
"What's so speacial about this planet?" Katsini questioned. "There is a legend. That deep in the deserts of that planet, lies a cursed pyramid once ruled by a princess named Shokora. Her pyramid held a magic lamp which made her kingdom rich and prosperous. For inside this lamp was a genie!" said Tatanga. "All her wishes could be granted with one rub. But one day a demon of gold came to steal the lamp to destroy the world. Shokora hid the lamp before the demon could steal it. The demon was furiated by this and cursed her pyramid. Neither the lamp or the princess were seen from agian." he continued. "Until now! I'm going to find that lamp and use it to rule the universe!" he laughed. "Uhh... How do you know all this?" Katsini asked. "What with the legend and stuff." "I dunno? Who cares? I don't, and neither does the writer." Tatanga replied. "Now then. You realize how important this is"
"Well, sigher, we could send the Space Bunny fleet on a smaller ship. That could bring them there in a few hours." Katsini gulped. "Say! That's not a bad idea! But wait. I can't leave this ship, no no! Someone has to go instead of me. Someone who I can command through transmission." Tantanga rubbed his fuzzy head. "Um, what about that slave we have? The one that was once a great leader on his planet?" suggested the commander. "Eh? Hmm... That white one, right?" the emperor said. The two looked at each other. They quickly ran down to a deeper quaradoor on the ship. The doors automaticly swung open as they ran by. Upon reaching their destination, they shouted out to the executioner to stop. For there they were, deep in a horrible torture chamber. Hanging upside down was a white skinned, black caped alien, tied to a rope. He was being hung over a pool of glowing orange goo. "Halt the execution." Tatanga shouted. Tatanga aproached the hanging alien. "Orbulon, is it? Heheh. Today's your lucky day my troublesome friend." Tatanga grinned a menacing grimace. "I'm willing to let you excape with your life, if you assist me. Isn't it true that your forces took out over ten percent of my armada?" tatanga stared at Orbulon. "Afffirmitive." he answered. "Quite a noonsence you were. But impressive. Lead my Bunny fleet and you may have your freedom!" the evil emperor looked expectingly. "Your diabolicle intelect only positions me to danger and bring harm to others." Orbulon muttered. "Negative. I will aid you none"
"Hurheheh! I knew you'd be gutsy! That's why I'd thought you'd be interested in seeing what would happen if you don't compramise." the evil one pulled out a remote. A large screen appeared showing a planet. "My homeworld!" shouted Orbulon. "With the push of this button, your prcious planet and all who live on it will be destroyed." Tatanga beckoned to press the button on the remote. "No! Alert! Please ceese from this action at hence! I will negotiate with your terms..." Orbulon said unwillingly. "Hurheheh! Good! Commander!" the emperor laughed. "Get retty the Oinker!"
"What's so speacial about this planet?" Katsini questioned. "There is a legend. That deep in the deserts of that planet, lies a cursed pyramid once ruled by a princess named Shokora. Her pyramid held a magic lamp which made her kingdom rich and prosperous. For inside this lamp was a genie!" said Tatanga. "All her wishes could be granted with one rub. But one day a demon of gold came to steal the lamp to destroy the world. Shokora hid the lamp before the demon could steal it. The demon was furiated by this and cursed her pyramid. Neither the lamp or the princess were seen from agian." he continued. "Until now! I'm going to find that lamp and use it to rule the universe!" he laughed. "Uhh... How do you know all this?" Katsini asked. "What with the legend and stuff." "I dunno? Who cares? I don't, and neither does the writer." Tatanga replied. "Now then. You realize how important this is"
"Well, sigher, we could send the Space Bunny fleet on a smaller ship. That could bring them there in a few hours." Katsini gulped. "Say! That's not a bad idea! But wait. I can't leave this ship, no no! Someone has to go instead of me. Someone who I can command through transmission." Tantanga rubbed his fuzzy head. "Um, what about that slave we have? The one that was once a great leader on his planet?" suggested the commander. "Eh? Hmm... That white one, right?" the emperor said. The two looked at each other. They quickly ran down to a deeper quaradoor on the ship. The doors automaticly swung open as they ran by. Upon reaching their destination, they shouted out to the executioner to stop. For there they were, deep in a horrible torture chamber. Hanging upside down was a white skinned, black caped alien, tied to a rope. He was being hung over a pool of glowing orange goo. "Halt the execution." Tatanga shouted. Tatanga aproached the hanging alien. "Orbulon, is it? Heheh. Today's your lucky day my troublesome friend." Tatanga grinned a menacing grimace. "I'm willing to let you excape with your life, if you assist me. Isn't it true that your forces took out over ten percent of my armada?" tatanga stared at Orbulon. "Afffirmitive." he answered. "Quite a noonsence you were. But impressive. Lead my Bunny fleet and you may have your freedom!" the evil emperor looked expectingly. "Your diabolicle intelect only positions me to danger and bring harm to others." Orbulon muttered. "Negative. I will aid you none"
"Hurheheh! I knew you'd be gutsy! That's why I'd thought you'd be interested in seeing what would happen if you don't compramise." the evil one pulled out a remote. A large screen appeared showing a planet. "My homeworld!" shouted Orbulon. "With the push of this button, your prcious planet and all who live on it will be destroyed." Tatanga beckoned to press the button on the remote. "No! Alert! Please ceese from this action at hence! I will negotiate with your terms..." Orbulon said unwillingly. "Hurheheh! Good! Commander!" the emperor laughed. "Get retty the Oinker!"