Disclaimer: Me: Do I really have to do this again? Agent: Yes. Me: Fine. It's not mine, and never will be. Happy? Agent: Yes.
Author's Note. Thanks to all my faithful reviewers. I really and truly apologize for my lack of updating. School's been hectic, and then Fanfic wasn't letting me log in to post. So yah. Sorry!
Review Replies:
Nota Lone: Welcome! Thanx for the review:D Yes. My response to all those aweful Mary Sues everywhere who we all love to hate. lol
Legolas's Girl 9: Yes, Gimli is definately the best:D I like teaching him..."slang." lol Makes me very happy.
Mystical Full Moon Maiden: Yah, well the only experience I've had riding bareback (at a canter, not even a gallop!) was on Gurdie. And she dumped me, so yah. lol.
March 9
Dear Diary,
No, my dating is not a typo. What happened is this: Miss Nosey-Wosy Ireth was "observing" my journal (call it whatever she wants—she was reading it. That's doesn't change. Little Spy.) and she noticed my dating system. And her being the perfect little human calendar, noted that this year in Middle Earth is a leap year, and therefore, felt obliged to inform me that to make my journal more "user-friendly" (like anyone else is even gonna read it—it's MY journal, not the worlds. But whatever.), I should write in Middle Earth entries. So, I will humor her a little bit. But I swear. If I EVER find out that she was browsing my journal again, I'll kill her. Get that Ireth? I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU READ THIS!
Yawn. Lots and lots and lots of marching. I think Aragorn wants to take the place of my gym teacher and Cross Country Coach, Mr. Paulson, as track drill sergeant. After this, I'm ready for anything Mr. Paulson tries throwing at me. Yah. So, I'm getting kinda tired of all this exercise. Seriously. Who wants to walk, when you could just be hanging around doing…nothing. Which is what I wanna do. Who cares about rescuing a city? It's gonna be fine, let me take a break. But noooo. Ireth (who I have decided is PMS, since she is being a complete and total bitch) refuses to translate my opinions. She claims that without Aragorn and our ghostly friends, we're stuck between a "rock and a hard place" as she so quaintly puts it.. Right. Let's see here. Do I look like I care? N-O. I …
Oh, shit.. What if I'm PMS? I don't have anything! It's been about a month since…you know. What do I do? Oh, the joy. How do I handle this? Maybe Ireth knows. I really don't wanna go to her for help, though. But what else am I going to do? I'm kinda screwed if I get out of PMS and into MS with no back up.
I hate being humbled.
Mary Sue