A/N: My sincere apologies for not updating in forever. I've been both terribly busy and, in the moments that I've not been busy, I've been terribly bored. So you got to wait for this. Aren't you lucky? lol
March 11
Dear Diary,
OK. So, it seems that A has been gathering people for something. There was this battle today when we here heading on our route. It seems that neither sides had any appreciation for dead people walking around. I share their sentiments exactly. Anyways. When they saw us coming, both battlers ran. The only one who didn't run was a guy—kinda cute, in an older sort of way. I think he was the general or king or something, since he seemed to be in charge. But he was tall, had black hair, fashioned like a lot of the men I've been seeing have been wearing their hear—kinda long, reaching their shoulders in soft waves. His skin was slightly dark, a permanent tan complexion. And he noticed me! (Granted, it was only after his huge jerk of a horse nearly ran me over, but who cares about such silly particulars?)
Anyways. A had this big conversation with the cute guy, apparently a big stirring, probably patriotic speech which left cute guy bobbing his head nervously wiping some moistness from his eyes (I can only assume that the nervous part of the motion came after he saw Dead-King staring at him. He'll get used to it. That's all Dead-King knows how to do. And he wonders why all his subjects died. They got tired of his never-ending permanent stares. It's driving me crazy and I've only known him for a few days!
Let's see. What else happened today? Well, I went for a swim. I don't think G likes water. He refused to come in, kept shaking his head. And he got REALLY mad when I splashed him with some water. He almost came in after me before he remembered that he was currently on a water fast. He probably just doesn't want me to see the massive chest of hair, which I'm sure, judging from the quantity gracing his face and scalp, he possesses. Like I really care? I haven't shaved in FOREVER! I feel like a wooly mammoth! Or some equivalent to them. But at least my hair isn't grease city. Because THAT is just nasty! I can live with being a wooly mammoth, but I refuse to be a oil deposit. The guys can do that. cough, cough Has any one seen A's hair? It's atrocious! I could, like, grease a billion cooking pans for a bunch of chocolate chip cookies. Not that I'd want to. Although I wouldn't mind a warm, moist, cookie, sopping full of chocolate…I'm entering la-la land just THINKING about it! Yummy.
Tons of chocolate coming your way!
Mary-Sue
Review Responses (until someone from the staff verifies the rumor that Review responses will no longer be accepted, I shall still respond to my patient and long-suffering encouragers. I love you guys! (and gals, lol))
Yellow PeanutButter Ruler: What would I do without you? You're so great! hugs (sorry—I'm feeling really sentimental tonight. Lol) Sorry my update didn't come so soon…I feel terrible? Yes, Mary is going to need lots of stealth. Because, as I'm sure You know, Gimli's ears like foxes are going to detect her before she even goes after him! Lol
Legolas's Girl 9: It was a funny chapter, wasn't it? Sigh. I'm so wonderful. pats self on head It took a lot out of me! I was so exhausted, it took me forever to manage another day! nods head. right? Right.
Slayer3: Well…hello there. No, I don't think we'll kill our real Mary-Sue quite yet—first, she ought to pay for her terrible and horrendous crimes of perfect Mary-Sueism. Then we'll…dispose of her. Lol
Crecy: What can I say? All these "please update soons" are getting to my head! I feel powerful. I shall make everybody wait long and dreadful years for each sentence! Bwah-hah. Right. Sorry. Thank-you for your flattery, and welcome to the 'Boost-Lu's-Ego-club. Hands little button over. Congratulations.