Yo! Mika here (not Sheby, BWAHA!)! XD Well... here's the second chappie... and don't forget to review after you're done reading it! (Heh heh... I'm suppose to be writing a persuasive essay right now... but I got bored, so I decided to start (or possibly finish) this chapter!) Has anyone noticed that this fanfic has no plot yet? O.o I guess I need some ideas soon... so will ya give me some widdee biddee ideas as you review! Thanks! Enjoy! (This chapter's gonna be longer than the previous one... )
(One more thing... this fanfic is rated mainly on Inuyasha's mouth, some blood... and possibly Miroku's mind... but I doubt I'm gonna go 'see' into his mind...)
Disclaimer:
Mika: InuYasha is soooooooooooooo mine!
–places hands on hips and starts laughing evilly-
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! InuYasha is mine, ALL MINE! (Both show and charater :P)
Mika catches Rumiko Takahashi's agents heading towards her-
Agent #1 with black sunglasses: Excuse me, miss?
Agent #2 with pink sunglasses: Did you hear any shouting along the lines of... -Agent 2 puffs up chest and starts shouting- MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! InuYasha is mine, ALL MINE! (Both show and charater :P) –Agent 2 slowly exhales-
Kagome walks past and makes a face-
Kagome: INUYASHA IS MINE! THE ORIGINAL PLOT IS RUMIKO TAKAHASHI'S, YOU BIG A HOLE! ARGGGGGGGGGGHH! –Kagome leaps and attacks Agent 2-
Mika looks at Agent 1, Agent 1 looks at Mika-
Mika: Hey, ya wanna go catch a movie?
Agent #1: Uh... -eyes the mess and sweatdrops- Sure...
Mika and Agent #1 whistles innocently and exists the angry field of auras-
XD
Recap:
Shaking her head at her foolishness, she directed her attention back towards Mr. Young-Man-With-White-Hair-and-Headbands. She flung his arms across her shoulders... and sort of dragged him back towards her abandoned warehouse (with some difficulty, of course)... ...Though she didn't acknowledge the ruby red blood that had left itself a trail toward her foul-smelling-broken-down-uncomfortable-deserted-wrecked hiding place...
Vanished
By: Pyro Blossom a.k.a. Mika and Sheby
Chapter 2
Slightly hesitating, Kagome lifted up Mr. Headband's bloodied and tattered old shirt. The massive amount of blood oozing from his firm muscular body made her wince. Whirling around, Kagome desperately searched for any sort of material that would help clog the wound—or better yet, stop in from bleeding permanently. Her gaze finally fell on her yellow lacy handkerchief that she had used to wipe her nose after sneezing multiple times on the first day of her 'grave' adventures. (Ha-ha.)
I hope he doesn't mind... She thought, as she rushed to fetch. I mean, it's only snot... c'mon... he can't be THAT grossed out, right?
Zooming back in record time, Kagome struggled to wipe the blood away.
But it didn't work.
Every time she finished cleaning his wound, more blood would seep through.
Kagome was feeling a bit light-headed from breathing in so much blood. She made an excuse to go outside, then later went to the lake and scooped water into her crate-box bed (meanwhile saying bye-bye to her loyal and soon-to-be-more-ruined box bed).
Spilling most of the content, Kagome staggered back to the warehouse with lots of difficulty. Dipping her handkerchief into the barrel-box of cool fresh lake water, Kagome, again, attempted to wipe the blood. (As you can see, she isn't very professional when it comes to 'bloody people'.)
Since she couldn't prevent the wound to stop bleeding, Kagome snatched a handful of his shirt, ripped it into strands, then bandaged his chest, as a doctor would.
Kagome took a look at her messy handiwork, and then shrugged. Hey, at least she had temporarily stopped the bleeding, right?
Finding nothing else to occupy her boredom and panic feeling that was stirring in her chest, Kagome grabbed her handkerchief, and dipped it into the fresh water. She decided to dab gently at his forehead, since every time Mr. Headbands inhaled or exhaled, those tiny beads of sweat would tickle down his head.
At some period of time, the stranger's breathing became so shallow that he was nearly gasping for air. Kagome, not knowing what to do, just sat there and continued to wipe his perspiration, since it seemed to help him sometimes. Concern was written all over her face.
What's hurting him so badly? Is it the cause of that wound just above his heart? Wait... Just above his HEART? Was it ME who hand done that? But I wasn't even wearing high heels! Oh god... Then she suddenly recalled something. Last night... There was this gun shot. Could it have hit HIM? Oh gosh, then that was not just an ORDINARY wound! That was from a GUN! What do I do? What do I do? U-uh... ok, stay calm, Kagome. Stay calm. Um... uh... um... Didn't I receive change from shopping before the accident? Uh... kay.. good start... But now I need to use it... to call the hospital! ...and then later, he can pay his own hospital bills after he's recovered... but... I NEED A PHONE!
Kagome hadn't talked to anyone in three full days (excluding her). After her conversation with herself, she had nearly yanked all her hair out of her scalp from frustration.
Kagome bit her lower lip in nervousness.
As she was pondering on the wound situation, cold fingers hooked onto Kagome's wrist.
Shrieking in a high-pitched voice, Kagome snatched her hand back from the injured man and scooted as far back as she could. She felt a 'thud' against her back when she bumped into the cool wooden wall. Shaking like crazy, Kagome pressed a hand over her heart—which was, by the way, beating so hard and rapidly that she thought that it might burst any second.
With a scowl pasted on her face, Kagome's head shot up to meet...
...nothing...
Kagome gazed around the room and found emptiness, except for a bird trying to fly away...
...with a WOUND on its CHEST...
Now doesn't THAT look familiar...Kagome thought, stroking her chin in deep thought.
"Hey you!" She called out.
The bird flinched and then pretended not to hear her. It wobbled to the edge of the window and was about to take flight.
Kagome tried again. "Hey you! Don't try to go all incognito on me! Come back here!"
The bird took the risk of taking a glance at the shouting girl. What she was doing made him fall of the window sill and dive head first onto the hard hard hard ground.
The birdie sat up with a massive bump on its forehead. It rubbed its head, grimaced, and then stood up. The bird shook its scarlet feathery head and sighed. What the girl had just done was something embarrassing AND stupid.
Kagome had thought that after the injured dude entwined his hand to her wrist, he quickly yet 'slyly' tried to flee. Because of her 'quickness', he had nowhere to escape so he rested behind her water box thing. Then, she was trying to get his attention by shouting. Afterwards, she thought exhaustion had taken the better of him... so he fainted. Kagome even had her eyes NARROWED... if only he was there behind the box... then it would have looked so real and threatening... but hey. He had to admit. She WAS a good actress...
The bird tilted its head at the opened window and squinted when the sun's warm rays shone on him.
This was the PERFECT time to escape...
But...
The bird's ego was a little too big to fit in the fact that a girl had thought a guy like HIM had fainted. ...Sheesh... what a girly thing to do. So instead, the bird sighed and summoned up his remaining energy to squawk as loud as he could—though it turned out to be a very faint bird-cry.
Nevertheless, it caught Kagome's attention.
Kagome narrowed her eyes...
...at the window.
Suddenly, a puff of smoke appeared where the bird had been. When the cloud of smoke cleared away, the same man that Kagome had tended to was there, sitting with crossed legs and arms. He held a frown on his face and was sort of glaring at her. Yet, she could see that his golden brown eyes were full of amusement. He looked liked he was laughing someone... could he be snickering at... ... her?
Kagome looked behind her to see if he really was staring at her in such a weird, and when she found nothing, she gulped.
She raised a shaky hand and waved. "Hi! ... um... uh... Hey, wait! Why do I sound so guilty? It's not like I did anything... wrong...I hope..."
Kagome lifted her head higher, so that her eyes met his. As soon as their eyes made contact, Kagome immediately spun her head to avoid looking at his eyes again. Kagome sighed.
She began in a strained voice, "Hi. I'm Kagome Higurashi. See that little hole thingy in your upper chest area? Well, I think you better get it treated right away. It looks like as if it might do some damage to your body... and we wouldn't want that, now would we?" She paused a moment to take a quick peek at the emotion his face was going to display. When she saw him glaring at her so menacingly, she immediately looked down again.
"U-um..." She stuttered. "If you'd like, you can stay here. It's a bit..." Kagome looked around to find a word describing the warehouse. "It's a bit... um... old... but it's not all that uncomfortable. With your wound, I bet you're not gonna be able to move without being in pain for AT LEAST a couple months... well... I'm not trying to sound pessimistic... but..." Here, Kagome trailed off, at the loss of words.
Mr. Headbands still remained silent with crossed arms across his chest. He lifted an eyebrow and finally said impatiently, "Are you done yet? This is probably the MOST BORING speech I've ever heard in my entire life, wench."
Kagome was alright when the stranger was speaking of how 'boring' she her babble was... but the wench part was too much... it DEFINETLY ticked her off.
Fuming with rage, Kagome stood up and stormed towards him. "A wench! How DARE you call me a wench after I've treated your wounds with such care!"
The man looked down at his messily bandaged wound and sneered in reply. "Care? Maybe... but NOBODY would think that from just looking at it. You wrap and ACT like servant, so why not call you one? ...Hey! I just rhymed! Well, kinda..."
Forming a fist, Kagome couldn't control her temper anymore. "You know what! Just leave! ...But oh wait... your wound... you CAN'T leave because of that! Ha! Anyways, who, besides an idiot, would get shot! What were you doing? Dancing naked! That would explain why your clothes were all torn! And why the heck are you wearing FURRY HEADBANDS! I'm sorry, but even PLASTIC SURGERY would be better than some cute headband and pink tutu! Ugh! You disgust me, MS. HEADBANDS! So while I enjoy life, YOU can just SIT (the man suddenly falls) here and sulk! I'm not gonna bring ANY food or even try to comfort you! Find everything yourself, or just SIT there!" (The man kisses the ground again.)
Kagome blinked, meanwhile huffing and puffing from yelling so much. "Why do you keep... bumping the ground?"
The man was pissed too. "How the hell would I know! Some weird hag came up to me one day and gave me this damn necklace! Now I can't even take it off! She said that a girl will control me with one word. And whenever this 'girl' says this word; I would obey without my BODY'S consent. One more thing! STOP CALLING ME MS./MR. HEADBANDS! IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING! MY NAME IS INUYASHA, AND NOTHING ELSE, YA HERE THAT, WENCH?"
"Then STOP calling me WENCH!" Kagome then mimicked Inuyasha in a high snotty pitched voice, "Ya here that, Mr. Headbands?"
Inuyasha's eyes narrowed. "Hey... were you indicating to anything when you copied me in a HIGH VOICE?"
Kagome ignored his question and thought about something else. Her eyes suddenly widened. She murmured, "Hey... a girl who will control you with one word..." She thought about it for a second...then tested her theory. "Sit!"
Inuyasha, once again, met lip to lip with old buddy: Ground. He spat out some dirt and breathed out some colorful words to his pal and sat up. "What the—"
Before he could finish, Kagome was already on a roll, with an evil grin stuck on her face. "SIT! (thunk) SIT! (thunk) SIT! (thunk) SIT! (thunk) SIT! (thunk) SIT! (thunk)" This was then repeated multiple times.
"What—"
"SIT!"
"the—"
"SIT!"
"hell—"
"SIT!"
"do—"
"SIT!"
"you—"
"SIT!"
"think—"
"SIT!"
"you—"
"SIT!"
"are—"
"SIT!"
"DOING?"
Kagome had already collapse of laughter. Her feet were kicking high in the air, and she was clutching tightly to her stomach, laughing so hard that tears rolled down her cheeks.
Getting off the floor, Inuyasha growled. "You're so dead."
He looked really serious, getting out his dagger from his shoes and all... but then he stopped moving. His ears began to twitch and panic was written all over his face. Putting the dagger back to its original place (at the side of his shoe), Inuyasha muttered, almost hurriedly, "You're let off easy this time, wench. Next time we meet, your head is coming of that giggling body of yours."
He'd have expected SOME kind of whimper, or a plead of: No, no! Please, master Inuyasha! Please spare my life, for I am only a serving maid!
But no... no satisfaction of even hearing a sob! Instead, all he heard was a snort. Kagome, apparently, had stopped laughing. "How are you going to even approach me, with all these 'sit' (thunk; giggle) attacks?"
Getting up while mumbling something and brushing his pants to get rid of dirt, he raised an eyebrow. "Have you ever considered the fact that I might attack when you're sleeping?"
Sweat-dropping, Kagome felt her gaze linger to the floor. Darn it... even though my hearing is good at night, I'm still not as fast as a person with a knife, ready to strike.
A light bulb lighted above Kagome's head. "How about you don't kill me... and then I wont say the 'S' word?" Kagome asked hopefully.
Inuyasha spat. "What a pathetic compromise. But I'm never going to see you anytime soon—and hopefully, never again, so it doesn't matter." Spinning around, he began to walk out the door when he heard a desperate yet gushing voice.
Inuyasha literary cringed at the high sounding voice. For the second time of the day, Inuyasha pretended that it was just his imagination.
The girl cried out, "Wait, darling!" The girl with blood hair ran towards him in a klutzy sort of way. Snatching his arms, she violently spun him around. His face was tilted sideways, yet it was facing down. The girl's eyes began to fill with tears. "Don't you remember me, darling? It's Chirika, your fiancée!"
I finished the chapter in one day, no way, no way, no way, no way... As promised, this chappie is longer than the previous one! XD
ALSO, sorry if I made Kagome sounds a bit stupid right now... (It's called character development:D) She will get better though... I promise-ish...
Chirika is my made up character... I thought the name sounded pretty cute... so I used it... (Technique: Last Minute Name Thinking, lol)
I am also having some premonitions of ... Inu/Kag collaborating to get rid of Chirika... SO I GURANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE AN INU/KAG FANFIC! I LIKE NO OTHER COUPLES! MUWAHAHA!
Mika-
P.S. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!