I'm so boread right now. I just thought that I should actually update one of my stories.
Let's move on, shall we?
Disclaimer:I don't own POTC.
'Of Corsets, Eunuchs, Rum and YO MAMA'
(This will be the convo of Will and Elizabeth on the Interceptor)
Will looked deeply into Elizabeth's eyes.
"You look like your father, you know that?" said Will distractedly.
"Oh. Thanks...for saying I look like a seventy-year-old man with curly white hair!!!"
"I didn't mean THAT. I just meant you have the same ravishing eyes. And the same beautiful mouth. You know, your father has beautiful eyes..." said Will as he got a far away look.
"Are you gay?"
"No. Why?"
"You seem to have a thing for my father."
"What makes you say that?"
"You just said he had beautiful eyes."
"Oh. I was just kidding."
"So you think my eyes are ugly?"
"No. Why would you say that?"
"Because you said that I have the same eyes as my father."
"I didn't mean it."
"So you think my eyes are ugly?"
"How did you come to that conclusion?"
"Well my father does have beautiful eyes."
"Tell me a story."
"Was that supposed to change the subject?"
"Maybe... Tell me a story."
"Alright. ONce upon a time there was a small boy named Will. ONe day he was a on a ship and it got shipwrecked and a small girl named Elizabeth Swann saved him. Then she took... Wait. Never mind."
"What did you take from me."
Elizabeth took his hand anmd brought it to her breasts.
"OOOH!! Are we gonna have sex? There might be some problems as I am a eu- I mean, I don't think your ready for it."
"Shut up."
"What?"
"Oh. My. God."
"WHAT?!"
"Here." said Elizabeth and she ripped off the medallion from her neck.
"That string gets ripped almost every scene."
"Your point?"
"What?"
"This is getting really tired. Have you been hanging out with Jack lately?"
"No. It's just those cannons always firing. It was bound to have some sort of affect sooner or later."
"Fine. Here." Elizabeth threw the medallion at him."
"This was my father's. He always had some cool rapper bling with him. I wonder why..."
"Wasn't he a pirate?"
"No. And shut up."
"What?"
"That IS getting tired."
"Do you like Britney Spears?"
"Why do you ask?"
"No reason. I just think I look like her is all."
"Ha. Hellsa no."
"Oh! You bitch."
"Don't call me a bitch, bitch."
"Hyprocrite."
"Bitch."
"Gay father-fucker."
"Bitch."
"Gay."
"Bitch."
"Don't you know any other words?"
"Bitch."
"Fine. Have it your way. I'm leaving."
Elizabeth leaves.
Then the pirates come.
So that wasn't too bed. Not as funny as the first chapter, but still funny enough.
I liked it anyways. Well, peace out.
R&R!!!!!!!!!!
Let's move on, shall we?
Disclaimer:I don't own POTC.
'Of Corsets, Eunuchs, Rum and YO MAMA'
(This will be the convo of Will and Elizabeth on the Interceptor)
Will looked deeply into Elizabeth's eyes.
"You look like your father, you know that?" said Will distractedly.
"Oh. Thanks...for saying I look like a seventy-year-old man with curly white hair!!!"
"I didn't mean THAT. I just meant you have the same ravishing eyes. And the same beautiful mouth. You know, your father has beautiful eyes..." said Will as he got a far away look.
"Are you gay?"
"No. Why?"
"You seem to have a thing for my father."
"What makes you say that?"
"You just said he had beautiful eyes."
"Oh. I was just kidding."
"So you think my eyes are ugly?"
"No. Why would you say that?"
"Because you said that I have the same eyes as my father."
"I didn't mean it."
"So you think my eyes are ugly?"
"How did you come to that conclusion?"
"Well my father does have beautiful eyes."
"Tell me a story."
"Was that supposed to change the subject?"
"Maybe... Tell me a story."
"Alright. ONce upon a time there was a small boy named Will. ONe day he was a on a ship and it got shipwrecked and a small girl named Elizabeth Swann saved him. Then she took... Wait. Never mind."
"What did you take from me."
Elizabeth took his hand anmd brought it to her breasts.
"OOOH!! Are we gonna have sex? There might be some problems as I am a eu- I mean, I don't think your ready for it."
"Shut up."
"What?"
"Oh. My. God."
"WHAT?!"
"Here." said Elizabeth and she ripped off the medallion from her neck.
"That string gets ripped almost every scene."
"Your point?"
"What?"
"This is getting really tired. Have you been hanging out with Jack lately?"
"No. It's just those cannons always firing. It was bound to have some sort of affect sooner or later."
"Fine. Here." Elizabeth threw the medallion at him."
"This was my father's. He always had some cool rapper bling with him. I wonder why..."
"Wasn't he a pirate?"
"No. And shut up."
"What?"
"That IS getting tired."
"Do you like Britney Spears?"
"Why do you ask?"
"No reason. I just think I look like her is all."
"Ha. Hellsa no."
"Oh! You bitch."
"Don't call me a bitch, bitch."
"Hyprocrite."
"Bitch."
"Gay father-fucker."
"Bitch."
"Gay."
"Bitch."
"Don't you know any other words?"
"Bitch."
"Fine. Have it your way. I'm leaving."
Elizabeth leaves.
Then the pirates come.
So that wasn't too bed. Not as funny as the first chapter, but still funny enough.
I liked it anyways. Well, peace out.
R&R!!!!!!!!!!