Hey there, this time it's Sheby. Mika's being an idiot and won't tell me squat. Well, Mika was supposed to start a new chapter or something like that but once again, nothing. Oh and if you say, "What don't you start one?" well, I got news for you buster! I CAN'T, there is no way I can start a story and make it sound good. Oh and to answer your review questions, I dunno. –Shrugs- I know as much as you do. You would think that me being Mika's partner and all, I'd know the whole story. Well, I don't, I don't even think Mika does. Oh well, I'll give life a try.

Disclaimer:

Well, I guess I'll start you guys out with what Mika does. (I'm completely lost and don't know how to work this thing) uhhh….

Sheby: Life reeks and I don't know how to write any thing. Oh and Kenshin is soooooo mine!

-Mimics Mika and places hands on hip then fling head back for evil laughter-

uhh Mooha ha ha? Kenshin is mine… Oh forget it. (Who says I'm a looser and has no spirit in me? I'm stupid to the bone and proud of it!)

Recap:

umm, Well, Kagome found out the sit command, Inuyasha turned into a birdie, and well this Chirika person claims herself Inu's fiancée. (That's all I can think of)

Vanished

By: Pyro Blossom a.k.a. Mika and Sheby

Chapter 3

"Wait, darling!" the girl with blond hair cried out as she ran towards him in a klutzy sort of way.

Snatching his arms, she violently spun him around. His face was tilted sideways, yet it was facing down. The girl's eyes began to fill with tears. "Don't you remember me, darling? It's Chirika, your fiancée!"

Inuyasha had to act quickly for his own sake. Magically, he pulled out a fake mustache and put it on. It was crooked, but he got it on before Chirika saw. She spun him around to see his face and make him look at hers. "Dar.. Oh dear!" she exclaimed, seeing his mustache.

Inuyasha smiled, thinking that his plan had clearly worked. "Oh this?" Inuyasha asked, pointing to the mustache. "Yeah, I've had this baby for a long time. Who are you anyway? I think you have got the wrong 'darling', sorry to disappoint you."

"Huh?" Chirika asked, "Oh no, I just thought it was weird how you could grow a mustache upside down." Inuyasha's hand jolted up to where the mustache was. Covering it, he smiled sheepishly. "Darling, how would I ever forget you," came Chirika's annoying voice again.

"One can only hope you would," Inuyasha responded. He then turned on her and attempted to twist free of her iron grasp. This was very difficult to do, seeing she would not let go. "LET ME GO, YOU WENCH!"

"Wench?" Chirika echoed, blinking several times. Her expression suddenly changed, and She looked as if she were about to cry. Then out of nowhere, there came a bloodcurdling cry of, "SO YOU DO REMEMBER ME!" She squeezed Inuyasha as hard as she could. It would seem as if his eyes were to pop out of his head; it even made Kagome back up into the wall. "You see? You see? He called me wench again! Our term of endearment!" At these words, Kagome fell head over heels, and Inuyasha would have done the same if he weren't being strangled.

Kagome finally gathered up enough courage to rebuke "Umm, wench isn't a term of endearment. It's more of an insult, to be precise."

"Really? No, no, I don't believe it. You're just jealous that Darling and I are the cutest of all couples. By the way, who are you? –Gasp- You aren't trying to take my Inuyasha away from me, are you? If you are…" Chirika made a slicing motion to her neck. This caused Kagome to get a little irritated.

"If you think that I would like Mr. Headbands there for one second, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR PUNY LITTLE MIND!" Kagome burst out. She didn't know why, but it was probably because of this girl's presence. Kagome just didn't like her. She was the kind that thought they knew everything and needs to have everything for them. It was also very clear that Inuyasha didn't like her, and yet she still chases after him. What is with her?

"His name is Inuyasha, and I'm in my puny little mind, wait, HEY?" Chirika finally caught on to Kagome's insults. "You're a big meany, that is what you are."

"Man, you even talk like a little kid. Plus, Inuyasha doesn't even like you."

"Yes, he does, why wouldn't he?"

"Well, I'll give you a few reasons." Kagome held up three fingers and flicked them down each time she thought of a reason. "First, YOU! Second, the way you try to kill him, and third, YOU!"

Chirika was now drowning in words. She had many intelligent word coming out of her mouth like, uhh and errr, but none of them came out the way she wanted them to. She wished to say something like, "GIRL, YOU'RE A FAT BUTTHEAD." Instead, she continued with the uhhs and errrrs.

"And now you have nothing to say, how very sad that is." Kagome insulted some more. Inuyasha was now coming out of the arms of Chirika. He still had a little trouble, but somehow survived. It was good that Chirika was loosening her grip out of the shock.

"Well, Darling is, well, he likes, uhhh." Chirika fell to the ground and clutched her head in pain. She was now shaking it violently and screeching out in confusion, "NO, NO, NO! HE LOVES ME, HE LOVES ME."

"NO I DON'T, YOU WENCH!" Inuyasha was finally able to say. "You bug the living hell out of me. What makes you think that I love you? Heck, I don't even like you. So you can just take your leave from this place--and do it quickly." Inuyasha pointed to the door as if Chirika was a dog that had done wrong.

Chirika looked over at Inuyasha with tears in her eyes. "D-d-do, do you really hate me?" she asked, not sure if this was a sick joke all made to make her feel bad.

"Well, what do you think?"

"I'm not sure."

"WELL, THINK OF SOMETHING!"

"I uhh, think I love you even if you don't love me."

"Well, that's good for you, but not for me. You can love me, but leave me in peace, for I don't love you." Inuyasha barked pretty coldly. Not that it would matter to him, there were many people that he talked coldly to.

"Then I guess I'll be going..."

"You better be."

Chirika got up with tears streaming down her cheeks. She headed towards the door, and raised a hand to wave goodbye, but a voice stopped her.

"Are you gone yet?" came Inuyasha's irritated voice as if too impatient to see her go, causing Chirika to sob even harder than she was before. This was too cruel than when she used to be alone with him. He now seems to want to act strong in front of this girl standing before him.

Chirika then turned back to the door and took a step outside. She was on her way, but a hand stopped her. Half freaked out, yet with her hope rising, she swiftly turned around in hopes of seeing Inuyasha saying it was all a big joke, but instead it was that strange mean girl. "I'm sorry, Inuyasha just doesn't like the way you treat him. I'm sure that if you had treated him better, he wouldn't have been so mean to you."

"And how would you know?" Chirika asked. She was a little irked that the girl that had insulted her a few moments ago would say something like that. Who does SHE think she is? First she insults her, and then Inuyasha says he hates her. This girl is the beginning of all the troubles.

"Well, it's a little obvious. First, he tried to avoid your eyes when you came. Next, he said that he wished you would forget about him. Last, you strangled him and he shot you dirty looks. Oh yeah, can't forget the name calling."

"Yes, but..."

"Hmm?"

"But, he never minded it before. I use to do stuff like that all the time."

"Oh trust me, he hated it. That's what led up to him hating you." Kagome explained. "You see, you do stuff to him that he doesn't like. This causes him to hate you, thus running away from you. If that is what he did. Oh well, back to my lecture." At the word lecture, Chirika flinched. "If you find him again, then it's back to all those bad things for him. Of course, he won't like it if you do all that to him. It doesn't help any that you hurt him, physically." Kagome now took a deep breath as if she only took one during the whole speech. She hoped that this would knock some sense into Chirika.

"Well, thanks, I guess." Chirika sighed, "Um... I think I'll be taking my leave then. You helped me more then I thought you would have. You taught me how to treat others, and how I hope they will treat me." She then walked off in the distance with high hopes in mind. Tears were flowing down her face but nevertheless, she was happy. She had hope to find another that would be able to see that she wasn't there to harm. She wanted one that would love her from the inside out. "Good bye, Inuyasha," Chirika said as she disappeared into the night.

Kagome went back inside to find Inuyasha sitting there. He was wincing and gripping his wound as if he were in pain. "Oh, let me help you," Kagome said, rushing over to him.

"Back off, you wench." Inuyasha spat at Kagome.

"Oh, so this is how you treat me when I offer you some help?" Kagome glared at Inuyasha and then smirked. "SIT"

Once again, old buddy ground came into the picture. "HEY, I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT!"

"Yeah, I know, but we never made a deal on that now did we?" Kagome said remembering that he would try to kill her in her sleep.

"You little.."

"Yes?"

"You are going to die when you aren't ready for it, just you wait." Inuyasha warned. He was about to chase after Kagome and tackle her but his wound told him otherwise. Plus it was getting late and it was time for rest. He growled in his throat as if in disgust. "Well, you should be going to sleep now."

"Yeah right, like I'm going to do that." Kagome said, Inuyasha's words ringing in her mind.

"Yeah, well neither will I." Inuyasha said and put his hands on his legs as they were crossed. He seemed to be ready for a long night.

Kagome did the same. Well, sit down and get ready for a long night that is. "I'll go to sleep once you do." She told him. Inuyasha's only remark to that was a smirk. It was small but it told her to give up. Kagome glared back, and thus began the war of who could stay up longer.

Sheby: Okay then. Here is chapter 3 for you. I didn't really think I would actually type it. Saying Mika is being an idiot and still not telling anything about the story. Tell you the truth, if I make any of the characters sound stupid, I don't know that I am. I've seen about five episodes of Inuyasha. (Freaky I know)

Next chapter will be done by, I dunno again. See, both Mika and I have no idea what is going on, but I thought I would just add another chapter for those of you that said continue. (Not that it's any good)

Plus, I was wondering, does anyone here actually like Chirika? Some people actually like the type that I made her and I just wanted to know. See, she might come back later in the story to haunt you guys if you don't tell. So, tell me by pressing that button that says submit review. I'd love to hear from all of you, so speak up. Or else I'll be tempted to kick a few people. Oh and if you absolutely hated this chapter, tell me too. This way I can tell Mika to write more than me. Welp, Read and Review as always. Thanks for putting up with me, for now. I may be back to haunt you.Mika: Yo... Love da compliments, Sheby. They absolutely warmed my heart with pure bliss::rolls eyes: Nya, I'm SO not writing da next chappie, due to laziness... --;; Tee hee hee! XD Okie-dokie, like Sheby said... please review! (Btw, thankies to all those who have reviewed! Sheby and I will reply to those in da next chappie... that is, if we feel encouraged enough to write another chappie::wink wink: XD I believe I might also do some modifying with chappies one and two since they sound so plain and kiddish. XD Weeeell, please review, and congratz Sheby on her first chappie, WHEEEEE! XP)