hey. I haven't gotten enough reviews but once this long weekend is over I'm not posting without reviews. But anyway, I haven't read emperor mage in while so this might be kind of bad. Flames are still welcome though I prefer the good kind.
Disclamer: Im not Tamora Pierce.
Wow that was a boring disclamer. Anyways…..
Chapter 3
Daine: Holy freakin crap it's a badger!
Badger: Yes and Im very pissed cause I wasn't mentioned before!
Daine: Since when do gods say pissed?
Badger: Since now. Anyways Carthark sucks. Make it suck less.
Daine: Um, okay.
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Kaddar: It's hot out here
Servant: Good for you
Kaddar: Up yours!
Alanna: That's my expression!
Kaddar: Well you suck!
Alanna: Just for that, I'm making you talk to Daine
Daine: Hi! I'm Daine! I like animals, and tortall, and the king, and Numair, and my hair, and potatos-
Kaddar: God kill me now.
Mithros: That can be arranged…
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Ozorne: I'm rich and wear a lot of jewelery.
Daine: Hey, Numair there's a ugly gay guy in here!
Ozorne: I'm not gay!
Numair: Suuuuuuuuuuure you aren't.
Ozorne: Hey Daine! Fix my birdys.
Daine: Um, okay.
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Hag: Hey come in this nifty graveyard.
Daine: As if! What kind of name is the Graveyard Hag anyway?
Hag: Better than yours!
Cloud: Burn!
Daine: Cloud your not in this scene!
Cloud: So it was still a good burn!
Daine: shut up
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Kaddar: Hey Daine guess what?
Daine: What?
Kaddar: My uncle killed Numair.
Daine: WHAT?
Kaddar: MY UNCLE KILLED NUMAIR!
Daine: Oh, ok. If you'll excuse me, I have to run over the palace with dinosaurs.
Kaddar: Okay that's cool.
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Daine: Dinosaurs ATTACK!
Dinos: Fun!
Numair: Hey Daine, guess what?
Daine: What?
Numair: I'm not dead!
Daine: Oh well that was fun anyway.
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Like it? Hate it? Well review. I hope that one was at least better than Wolf Speaker. I haven't finished reading ROTG yet, so it may be a while. I am going to start my protecter ones though. Hopefully, they'll be better than this one. So read it! I think you can guess from my other titles what it will be called . lol