Ok, finally here it is! ROTG! Now you people can stop bugging me. Haha, Carly has to ask out a potato! Anyway…

wildace keladry2005- Thanks!

Noc and NC-Haw

Mage of Dragons-yay!

Epobbp- I shall

Immortal Moon- Really? Thanks!

KiwiNimrod- That would be just like me to forget it.

Anaroriel- I know I forget a lot

peter-pan-equals-luv- um, ooooook

Godsgirl16- thanks, I wasn't sure about the rating. I bumped it up on all of them just to be safe.

Magequeen- If you liked this, maybe you do.. jk

Magequeen- yea, I finally finished it.

Oh, and just to be sure…

Disclaimer: Oh my freakin god! For the last freakin time IM NOT TAMORA PIERCE!

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Daine: Hey! That was rude!

Weiryn: You're my daughter? Crap!

Daine: I resent that!

Sarra: Why does my name have 2 R's?

Numair: Haha

Sarra: Stork man

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Badger: You have to send your kid and her boyfriend out to their certain death.

Sarra: Ok

Daine: But mom!

Weiryn: It's for your own good

Numair: No it's not!

Weiryn: So? It'll be funny.

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Evil thing: Ah! You must die!

Daine: As if!

Evil thing: Up yours!

Numair: You wish!

Daine: Shut up

Numair: Ah touché

Evil thing: Have you like forgotten about me?

Daine: Yea

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Badger: Ladedadeda! We're walking through the divine realms!

Daine: Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Badger: You suck

Daine: Well you have flees!

Numair: Burn!

Badger: Shut up.

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Daine: Hey, Im falling!

Numair: I love you

Daine: But your old!

Numair: Are you hinting that I am old?

Daine: No..

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Old dragon: You suck!

Young dragon: No they don't!

Old dragon: They do if I say they do!

Young dragon: As if!

Old: At least Im a cooler color than you!

Young: And what color would that be?

Old: Ah, who knows?

Young: Yay! We're flying!

Daine: Shut up.

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Daine: hi!

Buri: Have I ever told you you're weird?

Daine: Yea, now that I think of it… THAT'S RUDE!

Buri: I know it is.

Daine: Numy! Shes being mean to me!

Numair: That's just kinda creepy…

Daine: Shove it, stork man.

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Ozorne: Mwahahahahaha!

Daine: Die!

Ozorne: What did I do?

Daine: You're a creepy old gay guy.

Ozorne: Am not!

Daine: Are too!

Ozorne: AM NOT!

Daine: ARE TOO!

Ozorne: AM- Hey! That hurt!

Daine: Haha

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Jon: I saved Tortall!

Thayet: Did not!

Jon: Did too!

Thayet: Did-

Daine: Shut up.

Raoul: I hate this series. First I get attacked by a giant snake, and now this!

Jon: What? I wasn't listening.

Daine: Hey! This series is supposed to be about me!

Thayet: So?

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I'm sorry! I know it was short! But, I have only read ROTG once! Anyways.. I might do a HP one, or just move on to Tricksters. But I ain't doin nothing till ya review. Pickles to you all!

-king's-own-knight